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Whore House or Sauna- in China is There a Difference?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 21, 2011


Here is an excellent post from chinasmack.com. This post lists the services available at Chinese saunas (read as whore houses) and the real meanings of these services. For example you can see that one of the ‘services’ is ‘ten fingers strumming the instrument’- who says the Chinese are not creative.
Anyway think of this list the next time your boss say s he is going to China on some serious ‘business’. Those guys know this is what China is about and thus that is why so many of them come here and put up with alot of the crap that goes on in China, after all, where else can a balding 55 year old guy get a 20 year old hottie, for the price of a steak dinner.

This is the rise of China.

excerpt:

Below are images of service menus or lists at various massage parlors and saunas in China where most of the services available are written as wildly esoteric Chinese idioms that reveal little about the true salacious nature of the “service” itself. Most Chinese netizens are completely baffled by the terms on the menus, while others attempt to decode and interpret what the possible meanings could be.

A list of 'services' offered at a sauna in China.

Translation:

Top: “Honored Guest Park Sauna Department”

Middle left: “The client is god, the [massage] technician is the spirit”

Middle right (blue text): “Technician [masseuse] service principle”

Middle right (red text): “There are no customers with bad character, only masseuses with bad character [service]“

A list of 'services' offered at a sauna in China.

Translation:

Massage Item – Service Price – Service Duration

Golden Foot Massage – 68 yuan – 50 minutes
Chinese-style therapy – 88 yuan – 50 minutes
Thai-style therapy – 138 yuan – 50 minutes
Heat therapy – 168 yuan – 50 minutes
Jaded hand guiding dragon – 198 yuan – 60 minutes
Connecting the pulse of the dragon – 238 yuan – 70 minutes
Illusions of love – 268 yuan – 80 minutes
Flower fragrant salt bath – 298 yuan + 100 room fee – 90 minutes
Amorous cherry blossom – 300 yuan – 45 minutes
Roaming the North Pole – 488 yuan – 60 minutes
Divine dragon sways its tail – 588 yuan – 70 minutes
Kiss of an angel – 688 yuan – 70 minutes

A list of 'services' offered at a sauna in China.

Translation:

Service Menu

Shower room service

  1. Love birds hair wash
  2. Breast rub dragon’s body
  3. Flying dragon on earth

Front service [left column]

  1. Ten finger strumming the instrument
  2. Countless ties and a thousand links
  3. Breast massage
  4. Ten fingers linked to the heart
  5. Roaming the world
  6. Green ocean
  7. Desert storm
  8. Tuck between breasts
  9. Flowing water, golden mountain
  10. Toast to the emperor
  11. Ice and fire; nine steps to heaven
  12. Star wars
  13. 360 degrees blowjob

Back service [right column]

  1. Foot massage
  2. Hand wash the dragon gate
  3. Ten finger strumming the instrument
  4. Breast massage
  5. countless ties and a thousand links
  6. Ten fingers linked to the heart
  7. Roaming the world
  8. Green ocean
  9. Desert storm
  10. Tuck between breasts
  11. Flowing water, golden mountain
  12. Lone dragon pass through
  13. Seeking the moon under the sea
  14. Topple the mountains and overturn the seas

Dragon and Phoenix Chair

  1. Wild snake dance
  2. Auspicious dragon and phoenix
  3. Bravely advance forward
  4. Embracing the moon
  5. The latter fights arrive first
  6. Rapid rise
  7. Weather the storm in the same boat
  8. True hearts face to face
  9. Rise after one falls

A list of 'services' offered at a sauna in China.

Translation:

Service Procedure Chart

  1. Bath (10 minutes)
    Water snake intertwine the waist
    Seeking the moon under the sea
    Roaming around the world
    Heaven in the seas
  2. Dance (10 minutes)
    Wild snake dance
    Wild cat frenzy
  3. King of the world (20 minutes)
    Gentle and tender
    Intimate care
    Water flow from high mountain
    Lone dragon pass through
    Circle dragon spitting balls
    Heavenly ecstasy
  4. Backside (30 minutes)
    Ten finger strumming the instrument
    Billowing life
    Music, chess, calligraphy, and painting
    Red lipped kiss
    Dragonfly touching water
    Exploring the dragon cave
    Monkey stealing peaches
    Topple the mountains and overturn the seas
  5. Front side (30 minutes)
    Jade hand Goddess of Mercy
    Xi Shi
    massage
    Chang’e’s
    kiss
    Sweet dew oozing from the heart
    Tropical rain forest
    Foot love
    Diaochan
    looking at the moon
    Ice water world
  6. Flying in the air technique (25 minutes)
    Upside Down hanging hook
    Fairy tossing flowers
    Swing
    Goose and pigeon
    Gold rooster erect
    Vast flat land
    Make money every season
    Fusion of dragon and phoenix

4 Responses to “Whore House or Sauna- in China is There a Difference?”

  1. And I was skeptical of China’s capacity for creativity.

  2. SherCM said

    I wonder what star wars entails?

  3. [...] Whore House or Sauna- in China is There a Difference …Feb 21, 2011 … This post lists the services available at Chinese saunas (read as whore houses) and the real meanings of these services. For example you can … [...]

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