China News from “The King”- China, a Laugh a Day…
Posted by wtdevflnt on February 20, 2012
Here is a news recap from Gowron, the King of Asia…
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/article/?id=494813
Wtd if you haven’t seen Little Miss Sunshine, you should. It’s about a the funnies of the falsehoods dashed dreams but refreshing realities of the American Dream. It’s about a dysfunctional family who’s traveling to California, one is a WWII vet with PTSD, one is a son who has taken a Emotastic vow of silence to get into the Airforce academy, little miss sunshine a REAL american girl vs the skinny disney esque beauty pagents, a suicidal uncle, etc etc. in a broken down VW minibus.
Anyways, this chinese girls’ heart (article), is little miss Rainshine, because the pagent tried to rip her off saying she was too young, all she wanted to do was visit America…Like sheesh if the promotors didn’t have the trip then they could have just said so.
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/article/?id=494801
Jeeze, And I though, the Tony Roma’s dishwasher was unsanitary. (see a dishwasher pressure washer uses a basin for super heated water, it’e supposed to be flushed every two hours, and replaced with ungobbery greasy goo. (dismantled and flushed out. (The Jet rack, (because bits of bones food, toothpicks, etc etc ummm Recycled oil), gets lodged in there, So I do that. but the lazy boys, at the end of the shift just want to go home and leave me frozen goo in the morning to clear up, which resembles Jebba the Hutt’s semen. reativly Clean, from what I see here in the big Stinky.
So I spend half and hour just getting the dish pit ready, and get this, the sous chef yells at me. ME who’s doing the job properly.
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/article/?id=494842
But but but I was taught to hate Laowais?!?!? i though they were all bad big whities who want to sell us Smack, and give us AIDS, and invade us, and make businesses against us, and help the Japanese holocaust, and etc etc etc.
http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120220000030&cid=1103
Well THIS is perhaps why China’s Simines trains crash. All the fucking lazy workers are on strike. YUp that’s right China, blame the workers.
http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120221000002&cid=1103
Oh this one is easy…….. 100% in China. What with all that Roid meats, metal water, cargenic undies, smokes 3 times stronger than Canadian Quebec ones, and the toxins in everything causing the anal retentive crapping, so that on their way home at the END of the day, they crap in the streets….
http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120219000049&cid=1502
Here’s a BIG reform hint. the Big RED 1 if you will: STOP FUCKING STEALING LIKE A BUNCH of CRACK BABIES from Vancity! 2) Stop being such pretty boy princess faggots, combing your sexy mane, and GET A REAL job to support the economy instead of driving around like a bunch of Orange County girls. (I’m talking about the fucking Chinese ones).
http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120221000042&cid=1303
Monkey business. Well THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! the ZhoungRem Yinghang (translated as: Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuckheads of fuck), is REALLY staffed by a bunch of monkeys, and this is some secret taunting code to us that they’re going to follow Simos in a Monkey King revolution, and Earth is the planet of the Apes. Unfortunatly the Cats have a the same idea, worshiping the great cat goddess, aka “Catwoman” from Batman. With their mao mao mao code.
http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1205&MainCatID=12&id=20120215000069
If MGD of Canada leaves China then I can buy them with good faith. I’d say make them in Mexcio, they have a good high tech sector, or even Costa Rica, or Brazil, or even better slowly make a fair amount of them in AMERICA again. This way, the American economy grows,
Brewskie said
Gowron, the King Kong King, always serves the best dish.
Now, if the ladies and gents in the audience will all swallow all the Adderell in their bottles, and focus on another topic for a sec…
Ha! Ha! Ha! “What’s all the screeching and crashing?” you say. That is the sound of false hopes and dreams, pinned on the Millennium Falcon death coffins, crashing and burning like a pileup of turbo-charged bumper cars comprised of paper-thin shavings of shade tree wood: the piggy bank feeding the hungry, avarice-filled greed of the CCP’s glutenous machinations is busto; a few coins short, too much polish blown on 1.2 million yuan toilets (yes, 1.2 million yuan per toilet).
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9095729/Chinas-high-speed-rail-project-runs-out-of-steam.html
The scoop:
“Out of 23 current railway projects, some 70 per cent have been suspended, partly suspended, or delayed, according to the Chinese state media.
Meanwhile, an unnamed source told Dow Jones, the news agency, that only nine new railways would be commissioned this year, compared to 70 last year.
Having run up enormous debts, the Chinese Railways ministry is struggling to persuade banks to continue to finance its ambitions.
Ticket sales, meanwhile, have been slow on some lines as travellers baulk at the price.
“The ministry cannot bear so much debt. It has already taken 240 billion yuan (£24 billion) of loans and if it takes much more how can it pay the interest?” said Wang Mengshu, a member of the Chinese Academy of Engineering and senior consultant on the high-speed rail project.
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At the height of the high-speed boom, trains were being fitted with toilets that cost 1.2 million yuan (£120,000) a piece, and taps imported from Japan that cost 7,000 yuan, according to an investigation by Century Weekly magazine.
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In the wake of the crash, the Ministry found it increasingly expensive to borrow money, and no longer had access to the huge stimulus loans that were handed out in the wake of the financial crisis to keep the Chinese economy going.
“The Ministry’s debts are now worth 60 per cent of its assets, and some analysts think they may rise to 70 per cent this year,” reported the China Business Times.”
1.2 million yuan per toilet? Damn, I thought the US Pentagon was bad with “$20,000 toilets.” They look like Walmart shoppers by comparison.
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1440, it was time of the Ming dynasty ruling china, and the Temple Name of the emperor was Yingzong. One day, the emperor of Yingzong was inviting the ambassadors to dinner who were from all over west nations such as British, France, Germany and so on. After dinner, the servants found that all of the dishes were gone. The incident had scared all the servants because all of the dishes which used on the dinner were very beautiful and valuable. If some of them were lost or damage, maybe all the servants who involved in the incident would be killed by the rules. After investigation, the servants found out that the disappeared dishes had been stolen by the guests (ambassadors), they had hiden the dishes inside their clothes after eating the foods. In that time, Chinese porcelain were very valuable in the world, all west person who came from the patrician family would like to collect Chinese porcelain which was only for Chinese King using would be more valuable.
You may not laugh at this story, but it’s a true story.