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An American in China

He He, Ho Ho, Another Day, More Hilarious China News

Posted by wtdevflnt on February 23, 2012


Here is all you need to know about China today. Call it “China news from the King or Gowron’s Wiki’
Also how is it that Gowron, Imikespock, Brewskie, Sherene, Amy and others know the truth about this dump and so many others do not?

From the King

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/japanese-man-cycling-globe-has-bike-stolen-in-wuhan-china.html

Brotherly Heavenly warriors under a Chinese princess moon, floating lakes maidens flutes gliding serenly like 13 year olds on MDMA, Jade Emperior, yadda yadda yadda, silk moon, flutes, yadda yadda yadda, Brotherly soldier oaths to heaven drunk on moon wine….. Chinese warriors Netizen post commentors, pounce on Japanese NURSE, who has his bike stolen, and was trying to ride around the world with it. Grow up China!

Why can’t Chinese, be more like CHINESE Canmericans, at peace with our fellow Japanese Canmericans, and just look at some tits and cars? It’s all about the Tits and cars man. Like California, Chinese Americans and Japanese Americans Korean Americans just do one thing. 1)Smoke alot of dope 2) Talk about Tits. 3)Drive around looking for Tits. 4)PO the Parents. 5)Behave like typical Orange County richy youths, of ANY ethnicity. 6)Hold parties and have the big geeky brother ahem ahem, buy them the party drinks, and laugh at him when he passes out and pees his pants *looks around javascript:emoticon(‘Rolling Eyes‘)

See World peace! Cars and Chicks.

As for the girls. Laugh at the boys and drink bubble Tea, and talk about Rain, and shop. Just like Hong Kong girls. Aka getting good grades at school so they be the boss of the boys.

Or in Linsanity’s case, laugh at that Clumsy oaf Yao Ming.

http://www.chinasmack.com/2009/stories/thieves-pickpockets-professionalism-chengdu.html

These professional theives should be given the Grand Golden Brahamamamama medal! They RETURNED the Wallet. Such honestly, such purity worthy of JUDAS himself. Bleep you Chinese thieves. GET A JOB.

And I’m sure it’s still Japan’s fault somehow. Japan makes these Chinese buzz cut mainladers pick pocket.

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