Photos of Why Chinese Should not Be Allowed In Ikea

I live in China so I am subjected to smog, cancer and fake food, and aside from that, Chinese. Chinese, in and of themselves, are not a bad thing, its just that their behavior patterns go better with the Jurassic period rather than the 21st century.
Here is an example of how the Chinese can even foul up a cool thing like Ikea.

This is the Ikea in Beijing.
Problem- 1

Too many people. And remember, when Chinese get together they do stupid things, like stand, gawk, rubber neck and act…Chinese

Problem 2 They fk stuff up. This couch is relatively new, but after a few hours of Chinese wear and tear, the thing looks like its had chemo.

The odd thing is that the Chinese do not realize that someone may wish to sit on this couch, so they dirty it up then take off.

 

Problem 3

3000 years of history and still uncivilized. As you can see, some chinese allowed their kid to urinate on the sofa, after all, it is some else’s problem isn’t it?

Yeah, Ikea has assloads of restrooms, but some Chinese thought it made more sense to allow their little burden to pee on the couch.

Problem 4

Chinese “Locust Effect”

Due to the nature of the beast, and I do mean that, Chinese ‘locusts’ are all around.

And being the industrious sort, they do what uncle Mao taught them, they take up resources and cause chaos.

Problem 6

They act Chinese. This is the reason for the angst in Hong Kong, in Singapore, and just about every place that these people are free to roam to now. The world is understanding the true nature of the Chinese spirit and sense of fashion, style and comportment.

The place looked like a war zone, scattered with bodies.

 

But this old guy took the cake. I guess all those years chasing down teachers and smashing the 4 olds , per Mao’s demands has left him a little weary.

I love how he is sampling the store’s wares.

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I mean how many people can cut loose and take a snooze like this proud old lion?

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And why not just lie back and kick off your shoes while your at it?

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I dont know about the rest of China, but what I really want is to perch atop the gnarled foot funk that this old guy leaves behind when awoken form his slumber.

My question is:

Wasn’t this place a lot better under the rule of Chairman Mao?

Put these guys back in their cages.

 

2 2 my badass rabbit got some new clothes, but she’s not happy about it. I think she looks like she’s ready for her first communion, but she does not seem to agree.

 

Actually that is a collar that is used so she does not lick antibiotic that was applied to her skin…

2 2 My Panda Rabbit Has a New Wardrobe

2 2 my badass rabbit got some new clothes, but she’s not happy about it. I think she looks like she’s ready for her first communion, but she does not seem to agree.

 

Actually that is a collar that is used so she does not lick antibiotic that was applied to her skin…

Toxic Fish from China Anyone?

post from here

The sad thing is that China exports fish to the USA and other civilized places.

photo from www.quebecjeju.blogspot.com

Beijing Photo

Is This Fashion in China?

wtf is this woman thinking? Did she choose this clothing herself?

Photo of Water Pollution in China

Here is a shot of a waterway that is pretty polluted. I have no idea what is in it and from whence it comes but the water is nasty. Funny thing is that you can catch people fishing here so they are either oblivious to the pollution or don;t care.
I guess the way they see it is that a bit of brackish water is nothing in comparison to all of the other stuff this country pours into their collective gullets.
read this excerpt from here:
“One morning last spring, millions of people in eastern China woke up to find stinking, green sludge oozing from their taps. It looked like blended seaweed and gave off a rotten odor that choked them if they got too close…
Lake Tai is China’s third-largest lake. It’s in the Jiangsu province, near the East Coast of China, 70 miles upstream from Shanghai. About 30 million Chinese rely on Lake Tai for drinking water. But in May 2007, pollution caused an algae bloom to cover the lake.
For 10 days, 2 million people who live on the shores of Lake Tai had no drinking water. It caused a panic. The price of a two-gallon jug of bottled water in the nearby city of Wuxi jumped from $1 to $6.50 overnight.
Lake Tai is not an exception in China. The Chinese grade water quality by five categories. Grade one is safe for drinking. Grade three is suitable for everyday human use. Grade five is polluted water and not even suitable for agriculture.
A recent survey of seven of China’s major river systems by the nation’s State Environmental Protection Administration showed 58% of China’s water is grade three or below. And 28% of the water fell into grade five… totally useless.
Of China’s 662 major cities, 278 have no sewage treatment plants. Only 23% of China’s sewage is treated… The rest is discharged into rivers and lakes.”
Although the excerpt describes Shanghai, Beijing is pretty much the same.

Chicoms in Space- Look Out Below! China Launches Satelite

The Chinese who are on par to contaminate not only Asia and parts of north America ie the west coast, are now venturing into space. They are launching what they call ‘heavenly palace’ a rocket with -allegedly stolen’ tech and cheap Chinese labor.
my 2 cents
-whoever straps monstrous masses of combustible fuel made in China to their backs and wait to be hurtled into space have balls bigger than I can ever imagine to have, call me practical
-they cant get milk from the teat of a moo moo without impregnating it with cancerous toxins but they can send a hunk of steel into space?
-I wonder where the thing will fall when it will fail, and it will
-carnivorous elevators, escalators, and tools, and know they want to send this into space?
-If the average chicom building lasts only 25-30 years then how in the hell can they put sustainable tech into space?
-if the rocket fails will 90% of the Americans cheer as 90% of Chinese clapped when our rocket blew up?

Chinaman Toting a Hearse or Coffin?- China Photo

I have no idea what this guy has under that tarp and actually I’m afraid to speculate.

Chinese Electric Death Car Coming to USA-Zotey Banned in China Sold in USA

This fancy ‘auto’ will soon be coming to the USA. It looks so shiny and sparkly and safe. But this pos is made in China  so I really should not need to explain, but still I feel I must. This car is a dangerous piece of shit and if you but it you are a fool.

Ok now let me explain. Not all things made in China suck, after all many multinationals work there and force a level of quality, but this car is made in China by a chinese company so you do the math. More money was probably spent by the ‘execs’ on ktv kooze and bribes in the first few days of its manufacture than in all of the combined R and D of its soon to be ill fated lifespan.

 

The photo above is what you will see at the dealership but the photo below is the Zotye in its natural habitat…

 

That is right. This car caught fire in southern China and ALL taxis from this manufacturer are being banned from use in CHINA.

Hmmm if the Chinese are banning it then it must really suck. But rest assured in our ignorance and with a little help from big business who will assure us the Chinese quality is sparkling, then we as a country will buy. And probably we as a country will fry.

But then maybe I am being hasty or cynical. But my recommendation is that if you are considering purchasing one of these stellar feats of Chinese engineering that  you consider buying  this below…

 

 

 

 

Or maybe not. After all, if you are dumb enough to buy a car made in China then you deserve what you get and its time to ‘thin the herd’ anyway…