The Reality of Chinese TV Shows

The King has China dialed in at soooo many levels. Check this out.. All Rise The King So, some of you have refused to heed Brew, my and Wtd and other detractors here warnings. http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=depressing+chinese+tv&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CFYQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fteachabroadchina.com%2Fchinese-tv-depressing-all-the-time%2F&ei=df_FT7zACYiPiAeNmeGfAw&usg=AFQjCNHCJ1TCrgDTqsxahM7S1_FkyvjgeQ&cad=rjt China tv shows,depressing all the time… It’s like that movie with Ricky Gervais where he evolves the ability to lie. He is a movie producer-script writer tasked with a very heart breaking time in Human history, European Dark Ages. You know when biblical diseases still reigned supreme (btw, these diseases such as the bubonic plague is STILL a a reality in the big Stinky, the human shit and trash attracts the rats, the rats attract the tick and fleas which carry lyme disease a neurological goo, bubonic plague (black death).Anyways, Gervaise like wise isn’t a big hit. Who honestly wants to watch goya’s ghost and other depressing shit. Welllllll….. for one, Chinese love misery and depression. Like it’s important to watch these cinemaic bummers for sensitivity, and appreciation for what our human race has endured, but it’s the ONLY thing you can watch. Chinese shows are divided as this: WWII shows where Japanese soldiers and Chinese soldiers are locked in an unending time warp killing each other in awesome ways (but as awesome as shit getting blown up, machine gun fire, and the Joker (Heath Ledger one is), it’s very very very harsh on the psyche. (the fight or flight isn’t intended for long adenaline rushes especially not nightly. You’ll be surprised that you don’t return from China, as a homeless WWII vet with flash backs. Chinese soap operas usually revolve around family problems usually money related. Where young and old kin push and shove, and scream. My hong kong uncle has a phrase for this arr rah rah rah rah. (very similar to barking of a mad (mental) dog). Most premises of the show involves a young couple, who are strugglingin some strugging business, with the responsibility of being a dual income (elderly and children), And eventually has to chose between the often ilicit business practices, and semi legtimacy. Nothing can possibly please this family./ Not even living in a American suburbianish house! ( a mansion compared to the shitpartments they are forced to live in). Needless to say, shows like this really weigh heaven on your soul. It’s so depressing…… Chinese military propaganda. India, Japan, America, always somehow wants to shoot missles at China, and screaming tomboy girl pilots who are starving in some winter air base in Tibet, are your only protection. More Chinese soap operas, more WWII dramas, more Kungfu Qing Dynasty shows. Lame Comedies that are laughless and adolescent (very abbot and costello like bantering that make absolutely no sense weither you understand Chinese or not). Chinese movies: Well aparently more let’s kill Japanese soldiers movies, modern cops and robbers movies, Shanghai movies about some playboy gangsters shooting at Japanese, or doing magic…… And if you tire of movies. There’s always the internet bars. Addictive with second hand smoke. Opium dens of nicotine…..Insomuch that you crave this addictive drug….. and you don’t smoke.

Peaceful China

Here is a shot of peaceful Chinese TV. The programming revolves around nationalistic krokus where the Chinese reign victorious over the Japanese. Funny thing is that they never mention who it was that ended WW2.

Chinese Fashion

I just read that Beijing will soon be a fashion capital. I guess this is fashion with Chinese characteristics. Heaven help us

Wenzhou and Chonqing China, More Riots

The Chicoms are fearful because of rioting and angry little Chinese people. The problem is that after stellar growth, things are slowing down. It was one thing to accept the evil dictators when you got forty acres and a mule, but now that has dried up. Over the past week, there has been a major riot in Chongqing, with 10,000 involved, and now a minor riot in Wenzhou. The place is a cauldron

Comunists Pimp out 12 Year Olds

China is the land of opportunity and the communists are hard after a buck. In the blurb below, we see that some of the filth that run China were caught pimping out girls from 12-15 years old. Unfortunately this should not come as a surprise. They say all the hookers here pay off the cops who pay the commies. Excerpt Two Chinese Communist Party officials have been implicated in two separate cases of the rape and prostitution of young girls. Last month, six men were arrested and three others detained over a child prostitution ring in the city of Yongkang in eastern China’s Zhejiang province. The ring allegedly forced more than 20 junior middle school students from three schools to provide sexual services to local men in February. Arrests were made on April 5 but the story was not reported until May 27. http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120529000062&cid=1303

Glorious Chinese History

Here is a question. Why is it that it is always some ignorant Mao jacket wearing shit stick of a foreigner that waxes poetic about the glory of chinas past? Well heres to you mr fktard. Much of what we know about chinas glorious past comes from stories, not coincidentally, told by Chinese. And of course, these Chinese are embarrassed that up till ten years ago they all shit in public toilets, huddled like pigs in a field. Of course they want to make the MOTHERLAND, sound like paradise, but was it ever? As for me I say shove Suzhou up yer stinky pie hole, cuz I for one am not buying it. Think of it like this. If the ancient Chinese were so brilliant, then why is china a despotic sinkhole of oppression and filth? Were they hit by a once in a lifetime asteroid of ignorance and foolhardiness that forced all the gentrified Chinese to pass on? Call me cynical, but IMHO this place was never capable of being called Civil…… Fk u china, I just ordered KFC

Chinese Steel, Mao and Attention Whores

Here is a delight from the King of Rants!! all rise Man I’m glad there are huge churches that I can join in Calgary, when they put me in a poor house, as I train to be a social working Jedi knight. Then when I’m good and ready the CPC will really get it up the pipe, when I set up some bible printing operation in one of the many shitty ratty ??? shops (you know the ones attached to these strange buildings, with the trash, dirty windows, and broken sliding doors….. just throw some gabage around the doors and the cops won’t notice. This shinanagans of the Chinese is quite enough. Sadly, this gesture and other aid won’t amount to much, just a few will awaken. The Chinese are soulless. I’d definatly be giving the prison ministries support. Like coming out of this Chinese Jenkem induced coma is freaky I’m 2 years behind, lost in a time warp. It’s still 2008 in my head! So I can imagine for Prisoners or Freemen, they must be really shitting their pants, not to help ‘street crap split pants’ in everything I am. A “Freeman”. (just like on Dune). So honestly people please please please please skip China. Go to Brazil, a DEMOCRATIC country, and lol help out from time to time Freedom grows when Camericans stand up and say ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH. like a mother fucking bad ass in valley death Marine. To all those Camericans who sold democracy for a few extra 50 cents on the dollar. Looks at Buffette Fuck you. Now I have to work tripple as hard to support the Freeworld (deficit of this little misadventure baby split pants land, for myself-family, and for Freedom). I’m a Scout! This is what Scouts DO. Serve their Queen, Country and Fellow man. Serve God’s cause, a peaceful and progressive society. - http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120524000015&cid=1601 One of many Mao’s bastard children, want to continue his work. Same ugly mole, and same fucked up fuck face. God that KTV girl must have been really really ugly. - http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/05/27/3%2Bdie%2Bin%2Bcollision/ Drunk Chinese taxi driver kills 3 people. my death report goes up by 3. - http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/05/27/Woman%2Bdetained%2Bafter%2BIndian%2Bheld%2Bas%2Bcaptive/ I honestly hate it when foreigners come to China. Why? because this country is a fucking hell hole, then they waste precious years of their life. Chasing money that might not exist, because some sneaky Chinese shitman might have lied to him. See doesn’t happen as much in Democratic countries (Brazil), because…. there are LAWS! And there is Church, GOD’S LAW. Human law doesn’ throw you into the BIG HOUSE in the ground, where demons rape your sweet sweet ass. The Church, also strives to treat you well, like a human. Dictatorships treat you like shit so you do shit, you eat shit, you act shit, you smell shit…… STAY THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA LAOWAIS. (You deserve BETTER). anyways, Indian man held captive by a “Madame”. - http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/cnn_world/~3/atxus3pEaK4/index.html Speaking of Laowais such as myself China is working to kick out. Okay let’s all go to BRAZIL. Cha cha cha cha…….. Honestly China do you take yourself this seriously? that people actually enjoy living here in the big stinky stink? http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304840904577422014236842248.html?mod=rss_about_china Oklahoma where the wind blows swifly down the plains…… Gets the big not OK…. The problem is unfounded, some building violation…. aka the street shitters are worried that males in the audience gets as a stiffy for sexy healthy cowgirls, and say “Fuck you China”, wait what am I sayin, China men? those andy warhol floppy bunny ear haired estrogen nosed ahhhhh fuck you china fuck you, http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304065704577426162339489478.html?mod=rss_about_china Zero reading for demand for steel gage. for 3rd week….. Maybe now the cold hard steel reality would set in. NOBODY cares about Chinese stinky stinky anymore. http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120526000036&cid=1101 Smelly Fruit Bobo (baby, and his last name), graduates and wants to stay in America. Fuck you Bo. Fuck you. http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120527000046&cid=1303 Big Stinky university copies whitehouse for it’s library. Fuck you China fuck you. http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120527000030&cid=1103 China can tribunal all it’s stinky mistakes it wants, but the end of the CPC is nigh. Fuck you China. http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1103&MainCatID=11&id=20120526000055 Well let’s see here, all the taleted of the past 60 years have fled, died, died-fled…. and only the retarded red guads spent like 10 years banging gongs like retarded 3 year olds in daycare, and “Flash danced” (80′s line dancing) all day while killing the surviving talened, in dunce caps, so like 80 million from the elderly generations died of starvation, high infant mortality (killed all the doctors), and 15 million more died (my reports) of the young die. and with 99.9% of the population starving, infirm and out of the workforce from accidents, CANCER, AIDS, MURDER….. gee I wonder WHY there are huge pension gaps? and huge holes in the work force? I don’t a problem do YOU? Oh don’t forget all the fagtarded pretty noses, who would rather get a pretty nose job, instead of work, and working messes up their floppy hair…. With children dying of all sorts of dieases! I know! It’s JAPAN’S FAULT. Somehow it’s all Japan’s fault. if they hadn’t invaded, then the Chinese would have MORE people and thus wouldn’t have these gaps right? Blame Japan! http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1103&MainCatID=11&id=20120527000010 I don’t have to worry about this problem, as soon as I reach Canadian soil. I’m scratching up the magntic strips of my cards in the airport washroom, Where I take a nice civilzed shit, without breathing tobbaco, and other ungodly smells, and flushing the cards down the toliet. Then I’m chopping off my ICBC ATM infested fingers, (Calgary recently mastered Cancer free, and efficent growth of stemy I’ll just grow new fingers). But gee it’s dicks like these that prevent growth of the Chinese economy for elder pension (see preceeing rant). http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1103&MainCatID=11&id=20120526000037 FAKE attention whoring. sociopathic stinky teenager bitch, fakes Lukemeia. Fuck you China.

Chinese Rails, Tibet and Brewskie

Here is a gem from the Brew Man

Bhawahahah! China tries the “bread & butter” move from the CCP playbook called propaganda (isn’t that more like the “moldy bread & sour butter” play?) Having made a buffoon of herself by building a high-speed rail network assembled from Tinker Toys – and yes, what’s are effectively fat, overweight speeding missiles pulling carriages of people are suppose to ride on them – China tries to make good by rebuilding busted rail bridges in NE China.

http://english.cri.cn/6909/2011/11/13/189s667017.htm

Well if China fools you twice, shame on you. What they teach in you in the working world is do the job right, the first time, or don’t do it at all: would you trust an open heart surgeon who had to call back 70% of his patients for do-overs, because he botched the 1st tries? Insurance companies sure the hell wouldn’t And if we had any architectural firm in the US that built apartment buildings the way China does, you know the lawsuit locusts and army ant regulators would swarm on them like “Moses magic” and eat that firm alive!

If you habitually fuck up the 1st time, odds are, you aren’t competent for seconds either: that was evidenced by a post I mentioned earlier on this blog, where the section of a road in Tibet collapsed TWICE in one year!!!

http://wtdevflnt.wordpress.com/2012/04/25/china-tibet-highway-collapses-two-times-in-over-one-year/

Buy American

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Over Half Chinas Urban Water Polluted, The Other Half is Lead

China is hell bent on fouling up as much of the planet as they can. But don’t worry, the chicom bastards have shipped their sin off to the land of Liberty so the locals will be left toting the feces covered stick. Here is a report saying that 57 percent of chinas urban groundwater is polluted. And remember for china that’s a bold statement. For when their air quality is dangerous by human levels, they call it slightly polluted. If they say their water is bad, then it’s fked. Excerpt Underground water in 57% of monitoring sites across Chinese cities have been found to be polluted or extremely polluted, reports the state-run Economic Information Daily, citing figures from the Ministry of Environmental Protection. The ministry statistics also show that 298 million rural residents do not have access to safe drinking water. In the first half of last year, of the seven main water systems in China, only the Yangtze and Pearl rivers had good water quality, and the Haihe river in north China was heavily polluted, with the others all moderately polluted, according to the ministry. http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1105&MainCatID=&id=20120528000072