Buffet Backs Chinese Death Mobile- BYD goes Boom!

The King caught this one, so I thought I’d kick it to the ground. Warren Buffet, the panda panderer, bought into a heaping hunk of Chinese shit called BYD. The company is run by a guy who graduated from a Chinese college, so he didn’t learn a thing. The problem is that this guy sells heavy objects that go fast. And in china, that’s a deadly combo. So, one of his killer cars caught fire and three people died. Yeah, china the wonderful tech leader. Excerpt “SHANGHAI—BYD Co., the Warren Buffett-backed Chinese auto maker, faces a setback in its electric car business after one of its e6 vehicles caught fire in a collision on Sunday that killed three people in the southern city of Shenzhen.” Story http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303807404577431330123945066.html?mod=rss_about_china

China Knocking off Hollywood

Here is a great excerpt from this site
“A 10-billion-yuan (US$1.58 billion) digital film park nicknamed “Chinawood” will be officially opening in the western Chinese city of Wuxi before the end of the month, paving the way for a new golden age of filmmaking in China, “

My only question is , when was the ‘old golden age of film making in China?

Do they call a bunch of xenophobic anti Japanese flicks part of a ‘golden age’? Or perhaps they are referencing those oldies but goodies like:
-”Hey mom suck on this you dirty capitalist roader!”- a heartwarming film of one child’s attempt at defaming his mother before the hutong elders

or perhaps it was

-”Out of my house you capitalist filth!”-a heartwarming film of one child’s attempt at pouring boiling water over his 68 year old primary school teacher becaus she was not red enough…

Yeah, China is known for some great movies….

Misery in China

The King is keeping an eye on things here and the despair breaks his heart. Thus, he has taken to expose the ills of China, here is some of the fruit of his toils. The King http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/Metro/2012/05/28/Toddler%2Bpoisoned%2Bby%2Bpesticide%2Bstill%2Bin%2Bcritical%2Bcondition/ Stupid grandparents playing Majong left toxic goo with in reach of their one child investment plan disapointment. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/28/tiananmen-square-father-kills-himself Father of a dead Tiananmen square protestor hangs himself. Good going China. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57442390/tibet-monks-self-immolate-in-protest-over-chinese-rule/ Monk dead as two immolate….. :_( more death. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303807404577431330123945066.html?mod=rss_about_china Bu Yao Death!!!!! a Birdy electric car explodes, killing 3 people. (wow 5 deaths so far today). http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18208446#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa We BLOW, message board is restricted to types of messages. http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/05/28/Villager%2Bcharged%2Bafter%2B11%2Bmales%2Bconfirmed%2Bdead/ Convicted…. a lonely elderly man kills 11 kids. (note he was convicted in the 70′s of manslaughter, and second degree murder but was released in the 90′s). http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/27/china-kidney-donor-shortage-crime Doctors working with underground gangsters for body parts. http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/Metro/2012/05/28/Stresses%2Bof%2Bcaring%2Bfor%2Bmentally%2Bill%2Bin%2Bmigrant%2Bfamilies%2Blead%2Bto%2Bkilling/ Migrant farmer worker, drowns his kid with cerbral palsy as China does not have competent doctors for service. Fuck you Big Stinky Fuck you. http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/05/28/Childrens%2Bclothing%2Bfails%2Btests%2Bon%2Bquality/ See China when you coat kid’s clothes in toxic goo dyes, the goo goes throught their sweaty teenage bodies (puberty teenagers smell funny zits, etc), and thus mingles in with their budding growing bodies and hormones, and these hormones now contaminate turns Chinese boy into pretty nosed freaks. http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/Feature/2012/05/28/Young%2Bcompete%2Bagainst%2Beach%2Bother%2Bto%2Bhelp%2Bothers/ HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH Chinese princelings and princess helping and volunteering= HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Message to Internet Cafe in Shanghai

To Shanghai cyber cafe’s aka junior red guard xenophobes….

From The King….

Ha ha ha wt, just a message I want to send to this ignorant internet cafe. That didn’t take my foreign passport. Yet this one I’m at now did. oh well it’s only like 5 minute metro away. lol.

hi there you stupid fucker. Guess what?
Since you didn’t let me use the internet, because I was a laowai, so I found another internet cafe!
And they gladly took my passport in and earned 500 RMB…. They are also a cleaner internet cafe less smokers,less people taking a shit on the floor.
Ha ha ha you’re a retard because your mother fucked Japanese soldiers!
China is a dirty country where people like you shit in the streets like animals. Bye bye you stupid fuckhead. PS you really should go back to school.
Your might graduate this time, and earn 1000rmb per month, which is really 60 dollars where I come from. You are a poor stupid farm animal.
You are only good for taking a shit at least shit can grow . I wish you well in life moron!
I forgive you for being a ignorant Chinese person, born in a washroom. It’s not your fault you’re retarded.
I’m returning to my laowai country where internet cafes don’t ask for ID,and I live i a clean house. I honestly do feel bad for you.
You should trust Jesus to bring you to heaven.
See you in heaven!

您好有你愚蠢的笨蛋。你知道吗？

因为你没有让我使用互联网，因为我是1老外，所以我发现了另一个网吧！

，他们很乐意把我的护照，并获得500元……他们也更清洁的网吧少吸烟，少人走在地板上的狗屁。

哈哈你是一个阻碍，因为你的母亲性交的日本兵！

中国是一个肮脏的国家，那里的人们喜欢你在像动物一样的街头狗屎。再见你傻fuckhead。你真的要回学校去。

你可能这个时候毕业，并获得每月1000元，这实在是60块钱，我来自哪里。你是一个可怜的愚蠢的农场动物。

你是只采取了狗屎，狗屎至少可以增长。我祝愿你在生活中的傻瓜！

我原谅你是一个无知的中国人，出生在一个洗手间。这不是你的错，你是弱智。

我回到我的老外的国家，在网吧不问编号，和我住IA干净的房子 。老实说，我心疼你。

你应该相信耶稣为你带来了天堂。

看到你在天堂！

Earthquake Near Beijing

A place near Beijing had a little trembler about an hour ago. The shaker was like 4.6 or something. I thought I heard my building groan.

The sad thing is that the trembler is in the same place that was almost devastated by a large earthquake over 30 years ago. If Beijing ever gets a real earthquake, I am sure this blog will discontinue as your humble author will be buried beneath steaming heaps of shoddy concrete, bamboo shoot rebar and stones.

Fortunately for all of you, your new Chinese neighbors will be those who benefited from this shoddy construction and ran off to the US with all their ill-gotten gains.
Fk U China

Update to Brew and King

This is an update to the King and Brew. I have added two new tabs, one for each of your stuff. I know King has been busting his butt on the Death Count, so  I have made a tab for it. Brew, I have put your masterpiece on your tab. When you guys get more news I will add it. (King can you get me an updated death count?).

The benefit of this is that when you guys want to reference Chinese deaths by communism or shoddy construction, this is a one stop shop for you. Just point the, to the URL.

Anyone can add to this page, and if I see news, I will update as necessary.

All You Ever Needed To Know About China in alone Post!

This gem comes from the BrewMan. It is a comprehensive list showing just how much China sucks. My hat goes off to the BrewMan and thanks a ton. I am compiling all of this to put I Into a special document…. From the King Of Brews!!! All rise, cuz this is dank! The BrewMan speaketh Ahhh…. the “official” start of summer is nearly here, I’m stoked. Today is a very special day for this blog, for WT’s readers – and you too, King. The vision of this screen will forever be burned in your eyeballs with a permanent white phosphorus burn. This is a day when Beijing’s sludge – and China’s for that matter – piles up higher as the entire country – man, woman, child, elderly… dog, pig and cow – simultaneously shits themselves as if they died; it’ll be of biblical proportions; China will wish she mandated everyone to wear double titanium depends, not crap with napkin absorbancy. Here it is, a partial viewing of the pride & joy of the Brewskie vault: where I keep tucked away truck loads of material on China’s dodgy infrastructure. Be warned: this doesn’t even comprise my entire collection – I have SHIT LOADS more material tucked away!!! Another “special day” will come around some time, you’ll see. Isn’t this scary? http://www.chengduliving.com/on-the-frontlines-of-chinas-real-estate-bubble/ http://cmp.hku.hk/2011/09/23/15583/ http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjlbtv_construction-fraud-crackdown_news http://www.chinaurbandevelopment.com/?p=1496 http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90882/7606490.html http://www.chinesedrywall.com/gallery.html (This is Chinese drywall in US homes; still, it’s peanuts compared to what Chinese go through.) http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2009-06/19/content_8301942.htm http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/peterfoster/100063812/chinas-crumbling-buildings-not-built-to-last/ http://www.pekingduck.org/2005/08/the-collapse-of-china/ (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. Be sure to also check out the readers’ comments!) http://topics.scmp.com/news/china-news-watch/article/Judgment-day-fears-for-high-speed-rail-tracks http://seeingredinchina.com/2011/07/10/infrastructure-follow-up-nanjings-brand-new-station-needs-repairs/ http://china.org.cn/opinion/2011-09/28/content_23508533.htm http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8620759/Guangzhou-Opera-House-falling-apart.html http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/industries/china-high-speed-railway-section-reportedly-collapses-reviving-safety-fears-jolting-shares/2012/03/12/gIQAONlM8R_story.html http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1103&MainCatID=&id=20120106000014 http://wtdevflnt.wordpress.com/2011/09/15/truth-of-chinese-manufacturing-quality-in-pictures/ (A good one that shows pictures of Chinese welding techniques – startling and funny!) http://topics.scmp.com/news/china-news-watch/article/Judgment-day-fears-for-high-speed-rail-tracks http://asiancorrespondent.com/60253/shoddy-bridges-trouble-chinese-netizens/ http://www.weldreality.com/bird%27s%20nest%20welds.htm (This one provides good info on Chinese welding techniques). http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359289/Drivers-escape-alive-motorway-section-collapses-beneath-sending-plunging-23ft-ground.html http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timcollard/100042402/china-cracks-in-the-three-gorges-dam-so-300000-people-can-wave-goodbye-to-their-homes/ http://english.cri.cn/6909/2011/07/11/1781s647648.htm (The road collapsed TWO DAYS into its trial run.) http://news.qq.com/a/20110711/000313.htm#p=10 (Photos of collapsed road in link above.) http://www.chinareallysucks.com/Site/New_Stuff/Entries/2010/8/2_Entry_1.html http://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/world/china-troubled-by-steel-thinning-scam-in-building-foundations/story-e6frg90o-1226136555319 http://izismile.com/2009/10/27/two-year_old_chinese_apartment_building_13_pics.html http://english.cri.cn/6909/2012/03/15/1461s687018.htm http://izismile.com/2009/08/17/the_quality_of_chinese_house_building_15_pics.html http://english.cri.cn/6909/2011/07/05/2021s646303.htm http://thisischinablog.com/2011/08/10/termites-in-chinas-construction-industry/ http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2011-08/23/content_13167866.htm (This one’s about China slowing down her high-speed trains – again.) http://www.businessinsider.com/shanghai-subway-crash-2011-9#comment-4e81efb8ecad044b6b00003d#ixzz1ZAyCoczM http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/06/11/us-china-collapse-idUSPEK16970120070611 http://www.puddingandchopsticks.com/2011/09/29/puddles/comment-page-1/#comment-2075 http://www.beckyances.net/2010/11/construction-in-china-a-tale-of-two-buildings/ http://factsanddetails.com/china.php?itemid=325&catid=13&subcatid=84#3391 http://chinahopelive.net/2009/08/20/the-best-decisions-we-ever-made-in-china-1-ditching-the-laowai-ghetto http://chinahopelive.net/2011/07/21/how-to-fix-the-drain-gas-problem-in-your-chinese-apartment http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2011/09/in-fast-growing-china-a-warning-about-when-prosperity-isnt-enough/244603/ http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90882/7795169.html Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/china-is-drowning-on-excess-commodities-and-canceling-orders-left-and-right-2012-5#ixzz1vth76pVK

Must See Video of Chinese Quality

Check it

China Sets 2 Fly In Toilet Rule

Read this then my comment below Excerpt “Beijing: Beijing’s municipal government has set new standards for public toilets management in the city, which included the number of flies in public toilets should be no more than two.” My twin cents Ok, so let me get this. In china you can shit on the step of a restaurant or a faucet in McDonalds, but you can only have two flies in the toilet? China fk yourself Story http://www.nst.com.my/latest/beijing-to-launch-two-fly-rule-to-ensure-public-toilet-hygiene-1.87931

Chinese Are Short

Im a little over six feet tall, but in china they scream “godzirra” and run when They see me. It’s no lie, these people are short. At my work there are several guys under five feet tall, they are all from the south. Beijingers and northerners tend to be a bit taller, so imagine just how short the people in southern china are. The odd thing is that if today the average height of a china person is five two, then how short we’re they before? Our second president was five seven back in 1796, so if we extrapolate back, the typical china man would have been something like four two. Going further back, we see that when china peaked dutring the tang dynasty, the average citizen was as tall as your four year old nephew, or a hair bigger than an end lamp. Regressing some more, we see when that sick bastard called Qin unified these people, they were the size of a sugar cube around the time of Jesus. But china is five thousand years old, or so they say. So my guess is that back then the shit heel emperor lorded over a colony of nothing more than microscopic deceitful little enzymes.