Gross Overgeneralizations About China That are Partially True

Here is what you will see if you come to China, these are generalizations, maybe grossly so, but things I have seen and common comments from foreigners here. And remember, some of this may be due to poverty, but I have traveled quite a bit, and the things below, I personally have never seen in any country I have lived in. -Older Chinese ladies look like men -Chinese ladies from 50-60 are the angriest people I have ever met in my life -Chinese do not sweat much -Chinese cannot grow full beards, but only little ‘lo mein’ straggles on their chins -Chinese push, shove, and have poor manners -Chinese screech into cell phones -Chinese do not know how to stand in lines -Chinese are befuddled by things like : escalators, elevators and subway doors, they bang into them, do not know how to properly use them -Chinese people are skinny -Chinese walk funny, kind of like a march/hop -Chinese food is excellent -Chinese treat foreigners very well -China has a long history -Since the age of the wheel, Chinese have not invented crap -Chinese are the worlds leaders in pirating things -Chinese are not inventive -Chinese are poor at chit chat -Chinese have crappy hygiene standards,: public defecation/urination -Chinese pick their noses and dig in their ears on the subway -Chinese women have little couth, they dig in their junk in public and pick at their asses ( I have seen this in Rio de Janiero Brazil as well, call this one a tie) So, according to my scientific study, lets call all of the above 100% factual!!!!