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An American in China

Santa Coming to China?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on December 23, 2010

Back home, the local weather stations frequently track Santa’s path as he criss-crosses the globe in his incredible attempt to distribute toys to all the little boys and girls. In China we dont get much of it. As a matter of fact, I heard that Santa was tracked down on the northwest border of the Xinjiang region in China, and blasted out of the sky by one of the newest missiles uncle chicom has to offer, although the UN , UNICEF and the muppets pitched a fit, uncle chicom quickly produced written accounts of how Santa Claus was undermining the stability of the State and thus an enemy thereof. The charred remains of the once merry old fat man, were sent to labs for testing, after all, just imagine what uncle chicom could do if he really could get reindeer to fly and move with the quickness of an old man like Santa.

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