Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!

Wishing the best to all… even uncle chicom!

Santa in China???

Its almost midnight and Santa may have come, I thought I heard a struggle in the hallway and upon further inspection I found gifts scattered about the hallway, blood in the walls and the tossle of a cap in the corner. It could have been those pesky “New Red Guards” or maybe it was the jolly old chubby guy trying to make his presence known in the center country. I’m not really sure, but dont see many Christmas trees here, so maybe he’s just waiting for the country to open up a little more and then he can get a visa…

Chinese Ping Pong Star Jailed for Public Urination- Is it Illegal in China?

File this under “Wow, I never wold have guessed- sarcasm”

“Chinese table tennis star Wang Hao has been wrapped up in a scandal after allegedly fighting with a security guard who was trying to stop him from urinating outside a Beijing karaoke club.

The two-time Olympic singles silver medallist will be given counselling by the Chinese national table tennis and may even face sanctions from his local team, Bayi, which plays in China’s premier table tennis league.

Wang is widely considered the best table tennis player in China and, if eyewitness accounts of the incident are any indication, his success may have gone to his head”

Great Insight Into Why Chinese Shit In Public

Great article here, this person describes being in China and the fact that China’s ‘me first mentality’ causes many of their problems, the author uses examples of public urination and defecation to make their point. The article is insightful and well thought out.

excerpt:

“…Before we walked up the short mountain my parents and I had meandered through the park, watching groups of mostly old men play cards. As we had approached the steps up the mountain a man came out of the bushes and went back to his card game — he had been relieving himself in public. Apparently, the one-minute walk to the bathroom was too much for him.

Public urination and defecation in China is common among men across the entire age spectrum. A long time ago it became just a part of the scenery to me, with little astonishment attached to watching men relieve themselves anywhere they liked. I have what is — to me, at least — a classic photograph of a man taking a dump in front of the city walls of Pingyao, Shanxi Province. It’s a stark photo: a wall looming above a man squatting in the broad, bare expanse that extends in front of the wall for about twenty-five meters. There is no respect to be found in the photo — neither in the man shitting for all to see, nor in me for taking such a photo. I did not want it to be a photo of pretensions and I’ve always been happy that it lacks such things.

My parents, and especially my father, however, were shocked by having an otherwise excellent view of Yangshuo ruined by the odor and sight of shit at a mountaintop pavilion. In America, people are expected to pick up after their dogs, so the idea of a human not picking up after himself was fairly incomprehensible. My mother, though, said something that put this problem in an entirely different light: people piss and shit in public because they were never taught any better than satisfying an urge the instant that urge appears. Essentially, the moment they feel something, they do it.

So if you just drank a big bottle of water, you don’t hold it — you just unzip your pants, whip it out, and squirt. You just had a lunch? No worries, drop your pants and push. The idea of “holding it” until you find a public bathroom doesn’t appear because it has never appeared.

Every person who has traveled to or lived in China has invariably commented on many children’s crotchless pants, and on babies being held by their mother or father as they go to the bathroom right on the sidewalk. It’s all kind of cute, especially when you see tender baby photos being displayed in photographer shop windows in which the boy’s baby-maker is just hanging out there for all to see. As the boys and girls get older, some differences arise. You will almost never see women publicly urinating or defecating; the concept of “holding it” is generally adhered to, though it is slightly more flexible than what most women in the States might be used to. (I still have trouble understanding how groups of two and three schoolgirls are comfortable going together into a bathroom with only a single toilet, but having taught children for over four years now and seeing this happen repeatedly, I just take on faith that many girls are indeed comfortable with it.)

Many boys never get the “holding it” concept. The senior citizens fouling the Yangshuo Park are but one example, though this is something that I see practically every day anyways.

The lack of “holding it,” however, extends far beyond simply going to the bathroom whenever one wants to. The idea behind it is that one tries to satisfy one’s urges whenever one has them. There is no waiting for gratification, there is no planning for the future, and there is no one else valued just for their existence (though they might be valuable for what they can get you); there is nothing but me, my wants, and my moment right now.

If even the most basic of human physical urges are not restrained, how likely are things to be better higher up the urges food chain? Not likely, in my opinion. And if a human is simply a collection of his physical urges, then what on earth is moral about that? Moral behavior is based on aligning our actions against a standard of right and wrong, and that inevitably means we won’t be able to do things that we really, really want to do. Public urination and defecation might not ascend all the way to a full-blown philosophical crisis, but the seeds for such a crisis are nonetheless there.

This inability to see past your own person is something widely commented on by foreigners in China. It takes different forms: crowds that gather around accidents but do absolutely nothing to help the injured people; the prevalence of “mei you” (“don’t have;” see below) when asking for something from someone who knows perfectly well they have it or know where it is; corruption that is an in-your-face expression of selfishness; and confusing government bureaucracies which are essentially codified no-responsibility zones. All of these situations share a basic characteristic: only the very narrowly defined interests of a single person are considered.

We can go through examples of each to get a better idea of this. Yesterday (almost like manna from heaven for the purposes of this essay), there was a fire in the apartment block across the street from mine. I was walking back from buying vegetables at a nearby market and saw a gathering crowd and the unmistakable scent of ash. The fire engines hadn’t arrived yet, but I could predict what was going to happen: people would come running to stare, point, and laugh, but certainly not to help. I ran upstairs to get my camera to document it.

And it all happened as I had expected. People on foot, on bike, and even on motorized bicycle came galloping to the scene. A crowd many hundreds strong surrounded the apartment and chattered away about someone else’s misfortune. Children ran across the fire hose lines, laughing as they jumped across them. It had the air of a fair or a carnival — someone else’s misfortune was cause for their merriment.

If you go to Yangshuo there is a café on West Street called the “Mei You Café.” That says it all. “Mei you” means “don’t have” in Chinese, and is a common answer when someone just doesn’t want to waste the time answering your question. The fact that a café would bank on the prevalence of the phrase to draw in customers is an unflattering commentary on the unwillingness of many Chinese to help out their fellow humans.

When I used to manage a school in the Jinzhou area of Dalian, I was once called by the guy I paid to maintain our relations with the local government. He was at lunch with the Anti-Corruption Bureau and needed my okay to pay for their food. I, needless to say, agreed. The Bureau capitalized on its “moral position” by actually being the most corrupt group of folks around. In the curious inversion of right and wrong that is so common in China, they would investigate those folks who didn’t give them money.

Those who have run businesses in China will also be familiar with the runaround local governments give with their permits. Just to open a school you need to go at least to the Public Security Bureau, the Fire Bureau, the local police department, the local education department, the Decoration Bureau, the Billboard Sign Bureau, the Tax Bureau, and the Price-Setting Bureau; and all of these have multiple branches — neighborhood, city, and province. Responsibility for anything is thus dispersed to the point of being meaningless, while at the same time a single person withholding his signature/chop in the hopes of getting more money out of you can bring the licensing process to a complete standstill. The system is specifically built to provide a responsibility-free environment in which government bureaucrats can accrue maximum personal benefit for themselves.

And that, indeed, is the crux of matters — things are so fashioned in China that often narrow-minded selfishness is the most reasonable choice. In simple terms, the culture rewards immorality.

From birth to old-age, the lesson of base selfishness is reinforced again and again. Your physical needs should be taken care of as soon as possible. If you are at a train station, screw everyone else and jump the queue because you want your train ticket now. As a government bureaucrat, steal as much as money as you can as quickly as you can because you might not have another opportunity at the trough. If you see someone else in pain, stare, amuse yourself, but never ever do something to help because if you help someone then you become responsible for that person, and that is completely against your narrow self-interests.”

Great Christmas Gift! Check it- Lead Test Kit

No shit check this out! I was thinking of this idea, but some guy has beaten me to it. The thing is called Abotex and it is a ‘lead test kit’. Great idea, figuring that 70% of the toys you bought are for kids so you probably should check them for lead. I live here and try not to put anything metal close to my mouth, but I am forewarned, I’ve seen how they live. You, coming from any other place are inclined to believe in mankind and their concern for safety…. um, dont be naive, this product may be a good idea…. To me the fact that we even have a market for this type of good shows how China has impact on the world… http://www.leadinspector.com/ from his website #1 Lead Test Kit in the marketplace by a leading Consumer Reporting agency!

Merry Chinese Christmas….

Time to buy natural Christmas trees? It is reported that 70 of all artificial Christmas trees are made in China, nothing like a little lead for the new years…

Here is Your ‘Leased Panda’, That will be 1 Million Dollars Please…

Chinese do a lot of things for other countries, but being Chinese, they dont do them for free, their are always strings attached. For instance, they give loans to places like Nambia, but although the loans may be interest free, the locals must buy Chinese goods with the money, oh yeah, and they must pay a little extra cash to the son of some of the upper echelon of Chinese officials.. allegedly (goodle it if you dont catch the reference).

Yes, the new saying should be “beware of Chinese bearing gifts”. Although your first instinct would be to say that you must be ware of Chinese gifts as they will be contaminated with lead, cadmium and or other poisons, thats not the point of this rant. The real issue is that if you receive ‘gifts’ from a chinaman, they are not ‘gifts’ at all, but rather a small trinket for which once you have taken possession, you are now beholden to the chinaman for things you never considered before, remember, China is a ‘quid-pro-quo’ society, nothing is for free.

Thus, when China gives- actually they dont give, but lend or lease pandas, they do it with certain conditions. Firstly, they will give the bear a name, which underlies their true feelings for your relationship. Thus, the bears ‘given ‘ to Taiwan, the Chinese named them, “Tuan’tuan (团团) and Yuan’yuan (圆圆) were finally chosen by popular vote. When the two names are putting together, they become Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan (团团圆圆). The meaning of the word is family reunion, “.
Which is like giving your cheating girlfriend a Christmas gift, such as a dog and calling it, “yeah you cheated on me skank, but I forgive you”….

In addition to the name thing, you have to pay for the pandas as well-see excerpt below. Oh yeah, and on top of that you have to hire 3 to 4 guys to watch over the thing and probably buy special chinese bamboo to feed the thing. I dont know if teh special bamboo thing is true, but to me it makes sense. The mouth of your typical panda must be accustomed to consuming much more arsenic, a fall out from teh toxic rain that plagues the Sichuan area, thus domestic bamboo, just wouldnt be good enough.

excerpt:
“The cost of hosting pandas is huge, especially for a small country such as New Zealand. The Chinese Government lease charge is some NZ$1.4million per year, then there’s the cost of building a suitable enclosure, the particular bamboo that the pandas eat and the specialised care of up to three full-time keepers.

As well as a big political deal it’s also big business, with the associated risks that implies. Panda acquisition is only possible through public funding. While there will be great excitement among the panda fans, the general public will expect financial returns to be there, and that other zoo operations won’t suffer as a result of the acquisition.”

Gun Trafficking in China- WTF?

The spooky thing is that Chinese are trafficking arms, and even the cops dont have access to them here, so hwo do they get them? I read the case of a guy in Henan or hubei or Hebei, Im not the best at details, but the guy was selling uranium or plutonium, basically some very very dangerous shite, to the highest bidder. For the Chinese, cash trumps all else, and unfortunately, this stuff will probably just continue.

excerpt chinadaily:
“SHANGHAI – A police investigation that caught a gang allegedly trafficking in firearms and ammunition online in East China’s Jiangsu province led to a nationwide crackdown that uncovered 366 cases, the Ministry of Public Security said on Thursday.

It all started in May when police in Jiangsu province found a five-member gang, headed by 31-year-old Zhou Zhaoping from Yixing city, was using the Internet to sell guns and ammunition.