Understanding China, One Blog at a Time

An American in China

I love America- Or OMG How Shitty are Chinese Products

Posted by w_thames_the_d on January 31, 2011

My friend just sent me an XBOX so I have been doing what all responsible adults would do under such circumstance, I have been neglecting everything in my life with the exception of Madden 2011 and NCAA football. But the point of this rant is not my inability to do ‘adult’ things, but the fact that I miss parts of America. You may be confused by all of this so I will now share with you the point of this rant.
Chinese products SUCK!
I have been gaming like an addict and guess what? The batteries that came with my XBOX control work like a charm! Even after 25 hours of intense gaming the things are responsive and still have juice. I compare this to the local batteries which if you are lucky enough to find any that actually contain copper, last for about 3 or 4 plays and then must be changed.When video gaming with Chines batteries I have to enlist the service of my friends as they constantly feed me ‘fresh’ and ‘new’ ‘chinese batteries’,

An American M60 team opens fire.

barring the assistance of a local, I am forced to suck it up and go at it alone while ensonsing my body in less than toxic “chinese AAA cells”all the while I attempt to maintain focus on the task at hand

An M60 is also used by Ho (Liem Whatley) to pin down American troops.

All so that I may game in comfort.
Is it just me or do the Chinese really make some shitty products?

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