My Chinese PC and Spyware

Each I must start up my chinese pos laptop in an attempt to earn my pay in the center of the universe. The problem is that all of the state sponsored, spybots, viruses, malware, and ‘protection programs to ensure the continued growth of the motherland’ make that task an arduoius one to say the least. What I have decided to do, is start up my beast of a machine and then go home. By the time I return the next day it will be almost ready for work.