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An American in China

Chinese Cannot Hoop

Posted by w_thames_the_d on March 21, 2011

I’m being tortured right now, I mean I am watching communist CCTV. They are broadcasting a woman’s basketball game. It is literally depressing to watch and painful. the woman are clumsy and possess as much talent as the Chinese men, thus they have not sunk a basket in five minutes. What they lack in ability they make up for in comic relief as they run about and launch three pointers from all over the place. No kidding, I will put this up now, so if you live in China, turn on CCTV 5 and watch the most miserable collection of hoopsters ever assembled.

One Response to “Chinese Cannot Hoop”

  1. gowron said

    That’s nothing. You have to simply watch them curl, ski, snowboard, play hockey (during the Astana winter games. Team China vs Team other China, resembled a bunch of retards on skates. The Taiwanese dude scoring One freaking goal, and cheered in the “Yayeeeeeeee I’m speeeeschul hrrrrrrrr.” kind of way.

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