Happy Red Birthday Communist China
Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 1, 2011
China in an attempt to not lose hold in the lucrative business called communism, is celebrating the 90th anniversary of the establishment of communism today. As such, people, in true communist fashion are forced to accept one of two options. They can either dress like the girl below and scamper about singing the praises of Mao and other Chinese capos, or they can remain mum and stay indoors and allow their frustration to eat at their insides while they contemplate a full gainer from the 22nd floor of their rickety apartment complex, or maybe I have crossed a line there. Maybe all of the people like this small child are really true believers in the new communism and promise of Mao, after all , the people no longer have to pack their gullets with Shenzhen silt in order to avoid starvation, but then again wasn’t it like that before the communists took over? But of course my dirty capitalist mind is wandering….
photo globaltimes.cn
MyLaowai said
Call me Mister B’Stard, but the good news is that that little commie in the picture will either give up her organs for her love of the Party, or otherwise die of lung cancer. If the latter, then I hope it’s before she reaches breeding age and drops her first litter.
wtdevflnt said
hahahahahah. But are you reserving this opinon just for this little sprite or them at large?
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MyLaowai said
Oh, at large. Definitely at large.
yes said
No Laowai you are not a b’stard, but a realist. In fifteen years her guns will be hanging down to her ankles and she’ll be sporting that same androgynous dikey hairdo as they rest of them all the while pissed that she actually bought into their commie bullshit.