Interesting View of Chinese Life

Rant from Gowron who is living in China now, but will be leaving in five months.
” No more screeching women in the streets growling like grunting bears in heat. No More loud explosive tirades of childish trite arguments over 1 RMB off something already costing 1 RMB. No more stupid silly teenager guards at translations texing their Q Q, or Baido, when they should be serving me. And no more girly men, Oh thank God, That Sanlu is some nasty shit, the hormones from the melaminme have dried up the “male’s” testostrone secretion. Not that I have problems with Gays, but sheesh.