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Reality of Flying in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 26, 2011

Here is an interesting comment from Gowron aka the King. He’s got a ton of good info about the center of the universe and all that is good and bad here.
from the King
“My pops once told me that the Shitzhen airport didn’t let his redirected flight land in Shenzhen, because, they were to fucking stupid to know where Canada was. So their circled low on fuel, sweaty inside, (ran out of water), had to shit, until finally they were able to land, They couldn’t get off the plane, because the PLA though they were a plane full of enemy soldiers or something, so the pilot asked for water and supplies while they rest up waiting for the fog to lift in Hong Kong. The Chinese asked for money to resupply water (remember it’s swimming pool man drowns in poo poo water quality water. What a way to go eeehhhhhhhwwww), They Chinese were further so cheap as to put the water pails (or huge containers), OUTSIDE the plane. Like what the fuck? Don’t they have a hose to attack like advanced countries have since the early 70s when Firehoses came out?). “

2 Responses to “Reality of Flying in China”

  1. Brewskie said

    That’s funny. Here’s a story I heard from another chap:

    “I flew from GZ to Kuala Lumpur back in 1999 and surprised that the plane was descending an hour later. Damn China Southern decided to combine a flight to Xiamen 1 hour north and flight to KL 4 hours south since the flight was half full. I did not get my passport stamped out and was in a world of problem (to freakin Chinese customs) when I returned back to GZ 2 month later asking me if I walked or swam out of China.”

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