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CAT Buys Chinese Company

Posted by w_thames_the_d on November 10, 2011

Caterpillar, or Cat as they are known, is buying a Chinese company. Good for Cat, although my fear is they will now glom on to nothing more than a slipshod operation whose books are filled with as much fantasy and lies as the most recent communist party speeches.
What I find particularly interesting, however, is this as reported here, :
Caterpillar Inc. said Thursday it intends to buy ERA Mining Machinery for as much as $887 million, giving Illinois-based Caterpillar greater exposure to the modernization of China’s coal mines.”

‘modernization of China’s coal mines?”

Look at the photo of the cave homes that surround these ‘modern coal mines’ where workers wrap their faces with strips of cloth, all in the hopes the the cough they have been experiencing lessens. Inevitably, however, it will not, and the little sacs that are meant to give them life and flex while processing o2 will be incurably scarred leaving these people to slowly die of o2 deprivation. (see human rights watch reports- which are blocked here of course)

The good news, of this however, is that some chinese coal boss, who possesses less of a soul than your typical person here, (is this possible? ), will have enough cash to send the child he was forced to have, but not forced to raise, to a country that believes in human rights and the fundamental goodness of mankind.

This child who has learned morality from picking through the pockets of his fathers pants where he came across ticket stubs which marki his fathers drunken forays into the local KTV -aka classy whack shacks, and by watching his mom’s ever so intimate ‘english lessons’ with the big nosed foreign teacher.

The child will have a shiny car and ugly girlfriend and be as empty as the promises of advancement that China issues to the minorities in tibet and xinjiang.

The child, believing in the 24 paragons of filial piety, which encourage such things as a child consuming the feces of his parents to ensure they are in good health (true, read here ), will follow in his fathers footsteps. he too will spread his contaminated seed into a stick-like figure of emptiness he calls a wife and at the age of 50 his dong will go down, never to rise again. Leveraging the cash his now defunct papa left him, he will splurge on women who for the price of 8 boxes of Ho-Hos will sell you their flesh.

The cycle will continue like this. Even if and when the dragon falls, not much will change, I fear….

5 Responses to “CAT Buys Chinese Company”

  1. Brewskie said

    What’s CAT buying ERA for? What’s next – Toyota buys BYD?

  2. Brewskie said

    What may be coming up to 17 provinces this winter? Power shortages. What’s the coal stockpiles at power plants in Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan, Hunan and Chongqing? Less than seven days in some instances.


  3. gowron said

    And the truly fucked up thing is that Chinese Canadians who built freedom with the tears and sweat of Freedom loving, lovers, (ie joined the army and shit), we STILL build freedom with our sweat balls from the balls of sweat, while these faggot princlings come into Canada, especially to Calgary where I live, and have dedicated 10 years of my sorry life standing up for human rights, by helping homeless retain what humanity they have left after through personal mis choices or misdeeds of others, and other cool shit to make Canada work.

    now the 30 years that hard working Canadian- Chinese have used to cultivate a reputation for hard work, CLEAN living (ie not shitting in streets, and being ogres). Now these fucking ogres…. FUCK THIS…..when the Reds try to invade Americanada. I would have evolved into a serviceman by then…..

    Fuck you China. I’m leaving. This Christmas. Fuck you fuck your pollution, fuck your little children shitting in streets. WOLVERINEEEEENSSSSSSSSSSSS. I get to be the guy who takes out a Red tank, while I meet up with some Wolvereen teenagers…. honestly DON’T FUCK WITH TEENAGERS. They’re slightly less stable than mixing GLyerine-and TNT, and plastic expolsives, while disolving pop rock METHS, then adding a frosting of Radioactive goo. And I have zero problems with shooting at Chinese…..

    10 years, ten mother fucking years of helping the poor, and building their houses, WHILE they yelled at me (which is understandable, because they’re extremely stressed out and stuff. I sympathisize). And these fat headed fuck teenagers think they can fag and androgynise and “Je le je le je le wo, lai le lai le lai le (some fucking pop song these faggot chinese faggos listen to). They come in, and bring Chinese-White Canadian relationships back to the 50s… Then they huck up goo and or be old stinky chinese men in swimming pools?S?S?SS??!?!?!?! FUCKKKKKKKKK I NEED SWIMMING!….

    Don’t take my swimming from me, you ugly pig mutants, with wide nostlels FUCK YOU ALL. Then what can these kids actually do for a living. They’re too weak to pick up a pencil, unlike their Canadian-Chinese counter parts who work labouring jobs. Like Lots of Chinese Canadian kids grew up on their own merits, or with autism and learning like me, cultivate a heart instead of a brain. (and will eventually fuck off to some farm land he (me), buys to grow legal hemp. If I see a bunch of faggity PLA skinny fucks. remember GUNS ARE LEGAL IN CANADA. (well get permits first, but I’m sure a bunch of us defending our lands, and native right…. oh god……no… the Fucking Chinese are going to savagely kill the natives arn’t they? Just like the Tibetans, Bo Ren, Miao, Manchurians, Dene (speaking of which There’s a dying population of Dene in Northern Alberta, like sign not even here can these poor suffering deer herders (bambi), can escape the savage piss skins.

    Fuck you China. Bring it. Try to take over MY land, my Winnipeg, my Calgary, and my elementary school. I’m going fuck you skinny faggots with flashy hair up, so bad. DON’T FUCK WITH CANADIANS. We’re mutants who are bullet proof, because we evolved an extra layer of skin, and shit. Plus we have sasquaches, and drunk lumber jacks, (with Chainsaws like in movie Friday 13), AND We play street hockey when we were 3 with LIVE CARS, and we destroyed Legions of German soldiers to keep them from flanking Advancing American soldiers, by destorying them in an orgy of blood and murder. And German soldiers are like these Valhalla warriors who WANT to die fighting. They’re like Klingons, except they’re human. So go ahead China. Try to take even more from me. IN MY LAND, with MY HOUSE, MY SECURITY BLANKETS (yes I sleep with baba blanket). When I’m known to have fallen through an icy lake, went face first twice into pure ice, (at scouts tubing)… Try and buy up Canadian land, and evict Americans Canadians from their homes. Then we’ll REALLY show you what a “peoples’ revolution is”, Oh and the Statue of Liberty Godess of Democracy at the University of Calgary (the Tienmamen one), is going to animate and come off her pedistal, and kick ALL your asses.

    THEN,,, just to be nice I’ll run over your bodies, TWICE, just like you did that little girl. GO AHEAD invade China. and know this. I’m an ex cub scout who spent winter camps sleeping on sheets of ice (teepees in the snow), for 12 years. You Chinese are afraid of “Toooohoooo coooooooouuuuoooooouuuukkkkkooooookkkoooduhhhhhhhhhh” (cold). or Too Could.

    Please do come to China, so I can murder you fuckers. all of you.

  4. gowron said

    I mean please do come to Canada, so I can murder you fuckers. all of you.

    • Brewskie said

      Not necessary. Just hook them up to the US health care system: our insurance company overlords can drop these motherfuckers faster than Texas can fry flies on the electric chair (and like Texas, they don’t discriminate against the mentally retarded).

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