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Archive for November 14th, 2011

Hello Visitors

Posted by w_thames_the_d on November 14, 2011

I love the ‘net. Did you know that your isp is logged when you visit a site? I did not until I started my blog, or at least I did not know how revealing the isp logs are.

I however, merely look upon those isp logs with amusement. Take for instance, that someone from PunxsutawneyPA, the home ofPunxsutawney Phil, the guy who tells us if we will have more winter or not visited my site.Yes a person from those hallowed lands has visited this humble site. I actually feel sorry for them as it was a bored housewife, no doubt, who while looking for a recipe for kung pao chicken ventured onto this vitriol filled land of grump and quickly deemed me a mad man. Having little to no background on your cherubic and oh so humble author, she probably then shrieked in tongues all in order to shepherd me on the way to redemption.

Aside from this person, this humble site had visitors from many universities, whose visitors seem to favor the porn themed posts, and many from the middle east who are enamored with that Chinese lady who was caught ‘doing her pooch’.

Uncle Sam is not an infrequent visitor as people from the NSA , CIA and House of Reps have visited. Note to uncle Sammy, ‘get a proxy’. The House, I can understand for it is exactly the kind of stuff I put on this site that they would eat up, it equates to what many wish to say but lack the fortitude aka nuts so say. As for the three lettered Sammy’s aka Cia et al. I have no idea what they are doing, but it probably has to do with deciphering the best time to stuff yours truly into a 6 foot ‘green home’ replete with one hour of O2. Then again they probably like what I am saying and want me to keep it up, so here’s to you guys’ holla!!

As for the rest of you, i wonder how people from Manaus Brazil find me “Eu Te Amo Brazil!”

Perhaps what we are witnessing is a cosmic community building all at the expense of China.

(oh yeah the photo shows what the guests at my crumbling abode have been chowing over the past few days)

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In China, “Ready to Eat Foods”, Not So “Ready to Eat”

Posted by w_thames_the_d on November 14, 2011

When is ‘ready to eat’ food not so edible? When in China. According to this site, almost 40% of all the ready to eat meals at supermarkets in Guangdong do not pass safety standards….yikes…
Yeah, so these ‘not so ready to eat’ meals are stacked on top of the tables that are already littered with mela-milk, cigarettes retrofitted with heavy metals, deadly dumplings, soupy air, toxic oil all served up on plates and glassware tinged with the essence of lead.
It is no wonder the locals are so desperate to leave ‘the big stinky’ – china.
In the end I truly feel sorry for the poor and the farmers, they bought this whole bs idea that by somehow backing the communist party they would win unending love and affection. Although it did happen for a time, it was short lived. These people are now relegated to living out their lives in shrouded misery.

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China and Nuclear Power

Posted by w_thames_the_d on November 14, 2011

Comment from Brewskie and my reply
From Brewskie
“I saw something that says most Chinese nuke plants are stationed or being built on coastal areas. The majority of global nuke plants are tucked in inner land areas.

Does this make sense with the earthquakes in the area? Hello – Fukishima?”

My 2 centavos
“Does it make any sense for one of the world’s most polluting and dangerous nations to explore anything having to do with nuclear power? A country that cannot manage to get milk from the teat of a cow to a tea cup without contaminating it should be made to run around with large oven mitts on her dainty little fingers lest she hurt herself.”

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Disobedient China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on November 14, 2011

China is controlled by ruthless louts who hide behind the party shield while their apes repress the nation. Actually I forget why I used this lead in, but the chicoms are punks. Ever notice how tough they appear when they have the diabolic flags behind them, but in the international arena they are as peaceful as their 1840’s ancestors after sucking on the ‘pipe of placation’ loaded with scag.

Obama, the loafer took a shot at china and told them to get their shit together, a thing nearly impossible for them to do. This was their response ”
“If the rules are made collectively through agreement and China is a part of it, then China will abide by them. If rules are decided by one or even several countries, China does not have the obligation to abide by that.”

According to this site, the chicoms resent obeying rules the had no part in making. Sorry China but was it our fault you were too busy killing and starving off your people while the great helmsman chased chaste pre-pubescents through the hallowed halls of his castel while the rest of us were making laws?
In addition, mr china, it is not just rules that others made that you do not like, it is your own as well. See my last post about your constitution.

The bottom line is that China has gotten a free pass for so long they don’t even know how to behave like real humans.

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China and Insects

Posted by w_thames_the_d on November 14, 2011

Did you ever notice that China has few insects and birds?Eve in places like Chongqing and Inner Mongolia I saw few. I guess it’s just another iteration of the Great Leap Forward.

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China’s “Constitution”-HAHAHAH

Posted by w_thames_the_d on November 14, 2011

I am feeling a bit ornery and want to berate something, so what better topic than China? The problem is that this blog is 2 years old and has about 987,97534,904,878,940,748,975,2380,975,349,205,743 posts, most of which kick this place square in its danglers. So perhaps it is time for a change… nahhh.
The fact is that this place makes cynics of us all, even your saintly author with teeth the color of Indian corn.
Ok, China’s constitution.
When china opened up, code name for began to sell the world her little girls all in the name of making a buck, the chinese realized that the rest of the world had things called laws. although the chinese did not know what these things were used for, they , true to form, copied what the rest of the world had and wrote a constitution.
And this constitution, as most things made in China, was a useless knock off. For the history of the document, google how it was made and how the international community rushed to assist China as they could not write and had no idea of what laws are.
So the chinese did just like they did with the high speed train tech, they stole and copied a thing they had no idea about, to wit:

Article 2. All power in the People’s Republic of China belongs to the people.-

Perhaps not wrong. My suggestion is to amend it to say power belongs to the “sons and daughter of communist people and fuck the rest”

Article 3. The state organs of the People’s Republic of China apply the principle of democratic centralism. The National People’s Congress and the local people’s congresses….are responsible to the people and subject to their supervision.

My suggestion is to add the word ‘not’ before responsible

Article 4. All nationalities in the People’s Republic of China are equal.

Add ‘not’ before equal or add “As long as they are pure blooded Han and not some ethnic monstrosity, unless of course it is a mix blood baby then will be tolerated”

Article 5. The state upholds the uniformity and dignity of the socialist legal system.

I don’t know much about socialism but do they equate dignity with spending money and bar tricks, and stealing moeny from the people?

Article 6. The basis of the socialist economic system of the People’s Republic of China is socialist public ownership of the means of production,…..The system of socialist public ownership supersedes the system of exploitation of man by man

” supersedes the system of exploitation of man by man”—wtf? no exploitation in China ahahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Article 10. Land in the cities is owned by the state

Amend to “land in the cities is stolen by money grubbing bastards who kick out the poor and underrepresented and then quash the moral outrage that follows.

Article 11. The individual economy of urban and rural working people, operated within the limits prescribed by law, is a complement to the socialist public economy

“Outlaw the use of the word “Law” when talking about China.

Article 13. The state protects the right of citizens to own lawfully earned income, savings, houses and other lawful property.
amend to say “unless some powerful commie thug hires a few truckloads of half wits and then beats to death some of the poor peasants, in which case the money was never their’s to begin with.

Article 21. The state develops medical and health services

Amend to say “but prices them out of range of 99% of the Chinese citizens aka victims”

Ok bored now, maybe will continue more later…

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China Builds Nuclear Power Plants, Mother Earth Cringes

Posted by w_thames_the_d on November 14, 2011

This article talks about the fact that China’s poorer regions are looking to build nuclear power plants. The scary thing, aside from the fact that the Chinese will be touching anything that has the ability to wipe out the world as we know it, is that they will be relegating this role to the poorer areas were corruption is worse… wait a minute, did I say ‘corruption is worse’?
Hell, corruption cannot be any worse anywhere, to me the place is just about the same no matter where you go. Different city, different slack jawed bowl hair cut’ed monster demanding a kick back.
I guess its better that the Chinese move their plants inland, keep them away from humanity…..

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