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Closed Poontang Parlors and Corrupt Officials

Posted by w_thames_the_d on November 21, 2011


Today is a dark day in the anus and annals of Beijing history. Two of the poontang parlors or furious fists of male health are closed. I just went out to get some provisions and the two massage parlors/whack shacks are shut down.

I truly suspect that this will be nothing more than a ‘blue nutt’ in the life of the local fen qing aka angry youth, (sp) who daily bump into hordes of other equally ugly men with those nasty adams apples that jut out like giraffes heads.

Anyway, these sawed off little men with minuscule feet, did you ever notice how they Chinese have tiny feet and hands?
Damn I am all over the map. It is a wonder that I ever got my associates from that mail in university from the deep south where marrying kin folk is the law.
Back to China.
Ok downstairs I have a bakers dozen of whack shacks, which are massage parlors that charge from 15 -20 US for a hand job- if you are adventurous ask for a (xiong cui- Shoonng tway). Anyway, these things are always open and birdlike the chicks sprawl like a pride of leopards on stained couches while they wait for the local hard-ons to come and make their day.
Today, as I stated, two of these places are closed- the two that face my building. The funny thing is that none of the ten others are, so I wonder why the local cheating bastards aka police shut down just these two?
It does not matter, they will be open tomorrow.
As for me, I am just enjoying freedom with Chinese characteristics.

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in the words of the King
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4 Responses to “Closed Poontang Parlors and Corrupt Officials”

  1. imikespock said

    u r a RIOT,dude!!!! lets do lunch when I’m back in PRC!

  2. imikespock said

    u can access anything using a proxy server.The internet nannies r pretty stupid.btw,u r paying TOO much!Great post!

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