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Archive for January 30th, 2012

Public Urination in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on January 30, 2012

Chinese displaying their couth. Mom, dad and little disappointment all together. In site of the whole country and fifteen feet from public restrooms, the chinese allow their kid to urinate near a park bench

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Hey China Space Program Suck on This- Canadian Teens Better China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on January 30, 2012

Two Canadian teens, by themselves did what it took China billions PLUS stolen tech.
These guys sent a Legos rocket into outer space.
Suck on this chicoms…
“A Lego Man is launched into space Jan. 26, 2012. Two Toronto high school students launched a Lego man some 80,000 feet into the stratosphere.
from here

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The King Returns- Poetic Rant by Gowron

Posted by w_thames_the_d on January 30, 2012

The king is back and in rare form.

Here’s a piece of his latest

From the King!
“Anyways some news I found…… (I usually post a link now, and a funny caption or rant after) Tonights episode ironically comes from Shenzhen just an hour away from Free China, where I enjoyed the internet and facebook freely. China takes away my facebook friends, makes me watch fucking soap operas (although Natasha from My Natsha is fucking hot)…. Once I get my VPN up and running, (still to busy at work, thanks to fucking Mr Screw (Lu). Fuck you Lu fuck you. Sometimes I just type in China news and all sorts of evil shit pops up. China is such an evil country. That’s my problem with it.

over the Christmas break I went to watch a movie finally at one of these Chinese cinemas (a glorified DVD player with some grungy seats. One movie was about a quartet of gay Chinese tight pantses jerking off to porn (yeah right), and the nerd gets splooged on yeah right (like honestly Chinese girls just don’t turn me on. They either have that stupid mellon cut, or have really silly hair), the other movie I watched was Final Destination 5. ( a continuation of an American series about young people dying in terrible freak accidents orchastrated by death). Somehow giving my first year in China….. this doesn’t amuse me. It bores me actually. This is REALITY. Like you posted in 2010, bridges and buildings that collapsed or I posted about people fucking each other up with knives, and coming up with “Chinese Taxi”, and I know I’ll find alot of players of this game. China is such a pariah. Like this Final Destination is REAL….. REAL…… and that’s not cool.

Like I’m still glad and happy I’m Chinese and all, but still these people REALLY knows how to Big Stinky things up. Chinese mainlanders and over seas Chinese, two entirely different spieces. And to be frank, I really don’t give a damn if my ancestors ghosts are hovering over me with a sythe. They had all this time to help China evolve through the centuries, or fuck THIS century, but they just wanted to lazily just leave things the status quo, their xenophobia and arrogance, A collection of crumbing houses, with insects and garbage everywhere. What pisses me off most about Chinese people, is their inability to accept adult responsibilty for the problems THEY caused. It somehow is England’s fault, (despite the quality of life in Hong Kong is infinite times more civilized than China). Somehow it’s always JAPAN’S fault. China needs a good spanking, but not on it’s bum. Chinese baby bums are covered in Big Stinky things. Here’s to hoping that in the year of the Dragon, something really fucked up happens, that humbles humans Jesus comes down and finally bitch slaps the Chairman, and the rich arrogant Chinese CHRISTIANS (honestly I have zero percent love for the isolationist Chinese Christian churches, only labor for the salvation and unity of the CHINESE Christian community instead of a GLOBAL salvation of MAN (all humans). The Chinese STILL managed to fuck up the message of Christ. I hate Chinese families, I hate those stupid Wong Lao Gee (this strange juice in a can), New Years commercials showing false happy families. (like at least with Caucasians, these notions of the howdy doodew Ron Howard, Normal Rockwell families are REAL (hell I fell MORE at home with my brother’s WHITE inlaws. Damn he broke up with a very friendly white family. They honestly gave a shit about me and my resume, his girlfriend even encouraged me to come out of my shy Chinese gamer autistic dimension I existed in… I’m a Starcraft kid what can I say. NO WONDER Azn pride families children are all these gamers. NO LOVING at home, just material possessions.

Like I took the bus with pops to the Chinese village (the home of that so called First NARC officer’s (opium wars, bullshit, the Chinese deals with these magical drugs before the British), and stupid Chinese new years programs on the Bus’s TVs, over joyed grand parents close up of their idiotic faces over their stupid as you call them “one child disapointments”.

The really CRAZY thing was a year ago before my metamorphius to adult, for 33 years I played the race card like an angry Fen-fag (Fenching, you know those stupid little faggeys on their little bikes and tight pants (with NO BULGE) and strange jackets (some strange plastic with fur?), except in High school, I didn’t have those clothes. I was however that fat ugly grunty…..

I can’t wait to get back to reality, get in touch with my productive “Scouts” mode again. (good adult citizenship, got lots of projects to help strenghen my community, lots of crazy ideas (the only problem is that people would see me for being Chinese-Canadian, and completely levy undue respect on ALL Chinese (which only like 4% of non mainland Chinese have earned, instead of the 96% REAL Chinese who fuck everything up in the Big Stinky) where democracy my own future is my fucking mannly responsbility. No blaming Japan, no blaming whitey. no waiting for rich Canadian family to give me money. Love how these faggies who run these electronics store once they hear me speak English. Ask where I’m from, and what not. then say “tsk, ta yao cheen” (damn he has money). Fuck you China.

Here’s to hoping the 3 Gorges dam finally bursts in 2012. Oh God all mighty please make this happen.


oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck etc etc etc. oh fucky fucky.

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