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Chinese Progress

Posted by w_thames_the_d on January 31, 2012


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The King on Chinese TNT

Posted by w_thames_the_d on January 31, 2012


Here is a brief rant by the King.
Long live the King…
” I decided to post this on Darwin Awards (I also suggest you do the same, it’s excellent therapy). China should just vanish in a stinky black hole. That way the other 100 Million SANE Chinese who actually do shit, and are nice to people the ones that ESCAPED the Big Stinky, can breath fresh air. And it’ll free up lotsa resources for humanity.

But thank you for the post about the 4 Bubbas who blew themselves up in Longnan, over a parking spot. with LIVE TNT. Like holy shit they could have just picked up some rocks, broken beer bottles, their shoes, the loose construction blocks or their cell phones or hard hats (ha ha ha good one, hard hats), but going around throwing sticks of TNT at each other and blowing up 16 other people, who didn’t have the ummm sense to say holy fuck there are 4 morons blowing each other up with…….. *face palm*. Fuck you China. just fuck you… I wonder if the by standers DID deserve it.

Normally, the natural thing to do when some thing sparkles very very angrily, is to run away from it. Like you see the sticks have fuses, that hiss like a kitty cat with PMS, or an average Chinese chick. And hell not even animals would stick around. They’d see the fire, and say oh fuck FIRE! and run away. But holy shit, what the hell did the workers THINK was going to happen!?!?!?! Too many video games where heros just strug off Machine gun fire (Call of Duty).

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My Boss Mr Pecker- off topic

Posted by w_thames_the_d on January 31, 2012


I just had an ADD moment. The CEO of American media, the company who produces men’s health and muscle and fitness magazine is named David Pecker…WTF?
How do you not change your surname from Pecker to something more obtuse, like schlong, jimmywhack or something?

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Clarification on Last Rant

Posted by w_thames_the_d on January 31, 2012


Ok, perhaps I d better clarify a few things about my previous rant. All the stuff I said about skyping poems and cannibalism etc is true, but what I d like to explain is what kind of Chinese come to the USA.
Most Chinese are no different than we are, perhaps a bit shorter, but fundamentally the same. As a matter of fact, I’d go as far as saying that number of people is around 1,000,000,000.
(The remainder arethe communists, about 80 million, and the filth they call their heirs (with a sprinkling of other undesirables).
Those good people, the one billion, they never make it to the USA, or if They are brilliant they may end up at Harvard, but they number in the hundreds. The rest of them, are the brood of the dictatorial thugs running this stinkpot.
I had the extreme displeasure of lecturing at a few universities here and the poor folks are not welcom in the most influential universities. And international programs, forget it. Those whose folks have the cash got it from dads and grandparents who were in the military or communist members, ask them, see what they say. They will stare at their spindly legs and mumble something about civil servants or claim their dads in business. And perhaps he is. Chinese state owned enterprises, those breeding grounds for ineptitude and theft are by definition filled with communists. It’s much easier for them to call dear old dad a businessman than a thief.

As for tourism, it’s the same. The good folks are stuck here while the phlegm balls get a free pass to the land of milk and honey. The Chicoms are on business visas, aka corporate boondoggles. Sure they wil spend some time at a plant or two, steal some secrets and pass off their hidden “helpers” , but then it’s off to Vegas for roulette and some coozle.

The corporate junkets, both here and back home, are nothing less than little gifts the Chicoms believe they are endowed, after all, it was their folks who stole this place isn’t it?

Consider this as that Chinese tourist elbows past you at Nieman Marcus…

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Skype an Anti Cicom Poem, Go to Jail in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on January 31, 2012


People be ware..
Some guy in china skyped anti chicom messages and poems and will soon be spending his days in gen pop.Yeah, a guy in china will be doing time for his skype messages.
Good thing we as a people do nothing but support the murderous thug regime and do not hold their feet to the fire and tell the truth about this place.
After all, who wants to think that the nice little Chinese couple down the road had a hand in the forced sterilization of those people in liyin, or the murder of their kids, after all, that was a few years ago.
Our unis surely would not like us to know that the guy who sits next to you in American civ, is the son of a man who was party to the wanton theft and cultural genocide in the western provinces.
And as for Obama the great half step, he’s inviting more of them over, what a moron. Great idea America, let’s get more of those sniveling chicom cowards to visit our country and why not bring along their pregnant old yeller wives, we need more people right?
Sad thing is that it’s tough for the good ones to get a visa, but those ‘government employees’ aka commie fks, have little to no trouble. Trust me, I ve seen it happen. Just think about the gene pool of the next batch of Chinese tourists you see stumbling along the streets of your fair town. They grew up ratting out their parents, eating their siblings and swearing a blood oath against us, but don’t worry, they love us now.
The more I see of their government the more I realize Mao was a genius, they need to be muzzled and jailed. Now that was sensible Mao thought. Long live Mao thought….

But oh yeah, china is about the peaceful rise….(ps I have some great arties from the king, you ll see them tomorrow)
Story

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/31/us-china-dissident-idUSTRE80U0BJ20120131

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