China News- Chinese Fireman Sets Self Ablaze, Africa Loves China and a Fat Guy on the Subway
Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 26, 2012
Here are some Chinese news stories of interest. In my usual unassuming and professional manner, I will cut to the chase and give you the highlights.
Chinese go to Africa to colonize and abuse the local laborers. The Africans cannot stand the smell of garlic and ignorance and so they kidnap the Chinese. The Chinese, however, do not care because they have assloads of replacements.
Porsche is recalling cars in China not because they fear harm will come to the locals, but because it’s cheaper than paying a lawsuit.
An angry Chinese guy set himself on fire to protest something, I forget what and I am too lazy to click the link below. If memory serves, however, he was upset about not getting a bonus or a paycheck…
China, proving its innovative spirit has invented a grand thing called the ‘supermarket’ and are exporting the ‘supermarket’ to Korea. WTF?Yeah, China is bringing supermarkets to Korea. Isn’t that what all countries need, mela milk, fake rice and botulism beets…
Chinese Fertilizer company grows its revenue
Some Chinese company who peddles fertilizer grew its profits, or so they say. In all reality, if you believe anything a Chinese company or person says then please do me a favor and visit the tallest building you can find, go to the roof and then run as fast as you can and don’t stop till you hit bottom.
China’s Liren’s massive Loan Defaults
Chinese are good at obfuscation and one of their newest money making ventures is outright theft. This ‘bank’ stole a ton of cash from the locals. Don’t worry, however, the slime who stole the money have already sent their toxic offspring to the US, Canada, Australia or to Europe.
Say ‘hello’ to your next neighbor, Chinese communist defectors….
(ps, the pic is of some fat guy I saw on the subway)