Photos of Why Chinese Should not Be Allowed In Ikea
Posted by w_thames_the_d on March 7, 2012
I live in China so I am subjected to smog, cancer and fake food, and aside from that, Chinese. Chinese, in and of themselves, are not a bad thing, its just that their behavior patterns go better with the Jurassic period rather than the 21st century.
Here is an example of how the Chinese can even foul up a cool thing like Ikea.
This is the Ikea in Beijing.
Too many people. And remember, when Chinese get together they do stupid things, like stand, gawk, rubber neck and act…Chinese
Problem 2 They fk stuff up. This couch is relatively new, but after a few hours of Chinese wear and tear, the thing looks like its had chemo.
The odd thing is that the Chinese do not realize that someone may wish to sit on this couch, so they dirty it up then take off.
3000 years of history and still uncivilized. As you can see, some chinese allowed their kid to urinate on the sofa, after all, it is some else’s problem isn’t it?
Yeah, Ikea has assloads of restrooms, but some Chinese thought it made more sense to allow their little burden to pee on the couch.
Chinese “Locust Effect”
Due to the nature of the beast, and I do mean that, Chinese ‘locusts’ are all around.
And being the industrious sort, they do what uncle Mao taught them, they take up resources and cause chaos.
They act Chinese. This is the reason for the angst in Hong Kong, in Singapore, and just about every place that these people are free to roam to now. The world is understanding the true nature of the Chinese spirit and sense of fashion, style and comportment.
The place looked like a war zone, scattered with bodies.
But this old guy took the cake. I guess all those years chasing down teachers and smashing the 4 olds , per Mao’s demands has left him a little weary.
I love how he is sampling the store’s wares.
I mean how many people can cut loose and take a snooze like this proud old lion?
And why not just lie back and kick off your shoes while your at it?
I dont know about the rest of China, but what I really want is to perch atop the gnarled foot funk that this old guy leaves behind when awoken form his slumber.
My question is:
Wasn’t this place a lot better under the rule of Chairman Mao?
Put these guys back in their cages.