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Shake up in Chinas Communism ?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 6, 2012


Excellent post by the King. In the afternoon I will reply King…..but excellent post
From The King
http://defeatcommunism.com/profiles/blogs/russia-goes-on-alert-as-china-coup-fears-escalate

(PS on this fourm I’m “Frozen Poo in Cangzhou”, same as Gowron angry posts. (I post my death list there), Where I got the name from. My first few nights two years ago in the big stinky, was in a flop house, where young college-workers would come in and MISS the fucking hole in the ground, so when a tired sleepy Canadian guy goes to take a piss…., another time, when I was introduced to the communical poo buildings (every so often you’d see a block of houses, (by some fields), every so often in a tier 2 city, These are serviced by a dimly lit cement building with black holes, where the Chinese ghosts goes every night, into a deep well to Hades. so picture this 3 am and you have to go, (they probably have Chamber pots fot this wow 13th century technologly you’re catching up to ancient Rome China 600 more years as the world as INDIA has blasted off into space to fight the Borg, you guys may master Newtonian up and down physics (hint, things fall down from the sky like buildings), anyways…… That’s me Frozen Poo in Cangzhou. (the first place I tried to start this Chinese adventure, if my business partner wasn’t such a fucking crack head with grade mother fucking 6 education ( you know when we were all little chubbies on Lay’s Doritos and Jolly Ranchers first came out with Pogs? remember pogs?, wow found a kid playing Pogs this Christmas in Cangzhou)… Good ol flop house beside the CVC (Cangzhou Vocational College), essensially all I saw was a bunch of idiots walking around aimlessly.

But if the FSB (KGB), thinks something is going on in China… something not cool, then something wild is happening. Care to speculate Wtd? you live up there.

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Chinese Culture- Oxymoron Watch

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 6, 2012


One of these pictures shows a famous king from a great civilization. The other shows a leader from an old country which has yet to civilize. From the photos can you
1-guess which burial was done by the Chinese
2-guess which country was ‘civilized’
3-guess which photo comes from China

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Chinese Have Sign for Perverts? Crazy Chinese Sign

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 6, 2012


China must have a lot of perverts, that is why they need signs like this one….

from
http://www.trendhunter.com

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Chinese Restaurant Hygeine

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 6, 2012


They say that if you ever visited the kitchen of a Chinese restaurant you would never eat there again. The idea is that the Chinese have no idea about hygiene and food safety. Here is a pretty good example of what they are talking about. These two photos are from a restaurant in China. In one we see that the communal sink is out of order so no one, including the chefs can wash their hands. The other pic is of a sanitary Chinese toilet. Inside the lavatory there is no toilet paper.

In summary
1- rancid toilet with no toilet paper’
2- sink out of order and no place to wash one’s hands
3- The reality of China

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Planes, Trains and Dinosaurs, China News

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 6, 2012


No one brings the Chinese haha like The King!!

“I can finally achieve my greatest Canadian dream….. to qualify for AISH (Assured Income to for Severely Handicapped) socialism truly is Hao (Socialism is Good a Commie Chinese hymn), the little monkey (Monkeys in China equals little fag, twinks etc). down stairs refused to get my internets fixed for a week, my pops who speaks Chinese, was spending the time hiding and descretly moving the office of him and his South African boss to new locations out of the clutches of the “dragon” (don’t get me started on her, She’s like those two Klingon babes who keep on trying to kill Worf. Except she’s not sexy, Klingon babes are, I prefer to go for those green chicks with the red hair myself, or Vulcan chicks (sooo mousy so nerdy all they need is black rim glasses (god so hot, but their science has cured all eye diseases (Thanks to our pandering of China, we humans are long long long long long time AWAY from boning these Vulcan Librarians, far far far far far far away. Keep up the good work from keeping healthy Canmerican studs away from our destinies, being schooled by Vulcan school teachers……

Nah, that’ll just give the bullies what they want justification that I’m just a Autistic glue eating spaz mutant, (the weird kid, at scouts)….so no AISH for me. But yeeeeeeeeee one more month to the olympics and watching all sorts of scandals errupt from Team China. Don’t let us down China, entertain us you silly silly clown.

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The King Rants on China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 6, 2012


Here is classic King, telling it like it is in the Big Stinky- aka China..(btw this has to be one of my fav King Rants)

From The King

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304750404577319922446665462.html?mod=rss_about_china

Chinese graduates. See the problem isn’t that they’re Chinese, it’s that people CHEAT ALOT here in China, like unless you live here, you can’t get a real appreciation of how rampant dishonesty is in China. Education is a gift by those who went before us, who sweated TEARS of swear words crumbled up research papers until it expresses prefection what you learned. As you take your brain into a blender and make alphabet soup out of it, then consume that new soup. the Chinese just regard education as “a better job, more money”. A starving young single mother would view education as FREEDOM. Now there are Chinese students who honestly shit out tears and want to contribute to a new life a healthy family, starting with nothing, and dream of being a pilliar in what ever corner of Americanadiana, (ie me. but I was born here), but honestly they make great citizens. I welcome them as a Canmerican, but you know the old adage, commonly such people just cheat come here and take a big shit. how to segregate such demographices. Perhaps the Bibilical eschaelons are truly upon us, and standards morals arn’t what they used to be, and thus MORE shitheads trickle in. But previous immergrant students had to shit out bricks to work, get into this country, and even support themselves. America or Bust.

I do hope I get some Chinese neighbors. This way I can ignore them, I can’t wait until some old Chinese granny asks me for directions on the bus or something and I just ignore them
Like whenever I’m in their prehriphrial, since I was a kid. I would always get some sort of Eww feeling. As if the air became sour, (in a battery acid kind of way), as if something was sapping my essence. Somehow flipping out at them, makes me feel good. When I get back to Canada, I’m going all out posting youtubes on my facebook, of course posting my death report. There’s just something alien, robotic, mechanic about Chinese families. very souless, materialistic, something artificial. Then I look at say poorer families, Philpeno families in Canada, latinos, blacks, whites, Aborginal (I do hope I be an aborginal in the next life), there is something HUMAN about non-Chinese families. It’s as if the Chinese were held back in spritual kindergarden… Like Japanese families to an extent are like this, or even Korean families. But at least the Japanese and Koreans were able to retain some what of a soul a mustard seed (Christian fable, about implanting a small seed of humanity and watching it grow into a giant tree-bush), Hong Kong is extremely infantile in regards to materalism, but because of it’s multicultural composition, especially those of Philopeno desent, there is somewhat of some humanity. I would feel most uncomfortable about being Asian in the next life. EXTREMELY uncomfortable. There is just something Vamperic about the Chinese. Honestly the good thing about being a Chinese Canadian is just dim sum, and growing up with Hong Kong movies (when they were comedies), but pretty much, Chiggers have adopted Afro-American mannerisms, are as white as a yummy custard timbit. And no they’re not Chinese geniuses. It’s because they’re geeks, and study hard. You could be white, black, latino, red, blue, green, purple, and if you simply buckle down and did EXTRA CIRRICULARS (where you actually put all these learnings into painful practice), such as understanding that steel is harder than calcium (both are rocks), when you banged your thumb with hammer while in shop class. or…… perhaps cut off your thumb….. or smoked a big fatty (cannabis, weed cigar), and first hand understand neural-synaptic and why your face might be “stoned”…. is like that.

It’s just that Asian schools just focus on numbers a bit more, and…

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Russia Reports Chinese Subs Suck

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 6, 2012


File this under “Wow what a shocker!”

Russia is claiming that Chinese submarines do not measure up to those of Russia nor the USA. What do they expect? China cannot even make oil without fouling it up…

story

http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1101&MainCatID=&id=20120406000025

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