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Archive for April 17th, 2012

China Falling, Fruity Bo GuaGua and More China News

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 17, 2012

Here is China news as only the human encyclopedia Gowron can deliver it. Gowron, aka the King, has so much knowledge about this place it is incredible. The problem is that mainstream media and or business does not like for you gusy to know too much about the big stinky-aka China. for if you did, would you ever buy their products or allow them passage to your countries?

From The King


Blame Japan. Blame Japan, Blame Japan, Blame Japan, Blame Japan, Blame Japan Blame Japan Blame Japan, that you’re fucking too stupid to know that gee should I touch this BOMBSHELL, or gee perhaps I should just alert the Authorities who have TRAINING. oh I don’t know the PLA or police bomb squads? blame Japan. Blame Japan, Blame Japan, blame Japan, Blame Japan….. Blame Jap-an Blame Blame Japan (sung to tune of Barbra-Ann). PS the sullen boy who’s the plantive, looks like a typical Chinese estrogen filled faggo. Fuck you China fuck you little boy.

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Rape, Pillage and Plunder, Chinese Subway

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 17, 2012

Today, like every day for the past couple of years I took the Beijing subway to work.

To understand China, one need only ride the subway, then one can experience the center kingdom at its best. But perhaps I should provide a little background.

China is a developing country, which means it is basically poor. They have the second most number of billionaires, 90% of whom are communist party members aka thieves, and a handful of others who are well-heeled. Beyond that, it is all used up polyester dress shirts, dollar a day workers and a country for whom middle class means earning U$10,000 per year. (this is factual- google it)

Aside from this, China kills many of its kids, mostly girls, because culturally speaking girls are a hassle, cannot carry on the family legacy and when they marry they reside with the boy’s side of the family. There has been so much of a desire to control the ‘plague’ of girl babies that China has or will have 30 million men who cannot find a wife.

An impact of this is that for many Chinese men, getting to actually experience a woman’s junk is more remote than setting foot on the moon. Thus, being the kind of people they are, many Chinese guys literally grab at each opportunity they can to actually feel a Chinese woman. The subway is one venue.

Chinese subways are a noxious mix of Caligula and the movie 300 where its every man for himself. Lesbians neck in the corner while men push aside pregnant woman to grab at a recently vacated seat, villagers sit on the ground cutting their toenails, and the Chinese ‘one loser policy spawn’ grope for coozle.

occasionally the Chinese woman call the guys out on this and screech that hey are not hookers and should not be touched, and all the Chinese duds are like ‘what ? who me?

But in reality, many of them partake in the event. If it were not so repugnant, it would be comical to watch the poor women as they hug their Grucci purses to their miserly chests in hopes of covering up a lilliputian segment of their body and protect it from the wandering fingers of some hard up boy/man.

It is with a sense of resignation that is peculiar to the Chinaman, that settles into the eyes of the women as they realize that in China it is a man’s world.

Although Chairman Mao proclaimed that women hold up half of the sky, he failed to mention that while they were doing so, the Chinese guys were stuffing their feeble hands up the woman’s knickers, after all, the woman had left themselves vulnerable….

(oh yeah, the pic is of a Chinese guy named Tang Peng who is accused of raping a woman at the University of Iowa. From what I can tell, not much has been said about it on campus. The truly Chinese aspect of the case is that after the rape, the pos’s family flew to Iowa to bribe the victim into not pressing charges. Now the mom and dad are also being held for their crime. This has lead me to watch the series Oz, with increased interest, as I can only hope that a guy like Adabezi gets ahold of the family)

(ps. I think the vic was Chinese for she had put an add to rent a house on ren ren to which he had responded.. Most non Chinese in civilization have never heard of)

China, so much time, so little humanity

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Why Not To Learn Chinese

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 17, 2012

Here is an excellent find from The King. The article addresses the issue of whether one should learn Chinese or not…..
From the King


5 reasons to not learn Chinese. valid reasons. Because your hosts, Wtd, Brewski has sufficently scared the living shit out of you so much that you feel like going on the floor, like a Chinese boss (see mainlander shits in hong kong video), and that you DON’t want to set one toe nail in here for fear of gangrene cut leg off infection, where this language is spoken, instead of 3/4 of the planet speaking some variant of Roman, or English.

and besides Ching and Chong, are basically all you need to sufficently communicate, and a wide array of grade 5 animal calls that you used as children to irritate your teachers. Honestly I think these Tight pants do this just to annoy us.

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China’s Credibility Crisis- Fake Data

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 17, 2012

I just read this and crapped my pants, “Ma Jiantang, director of China’s National Bureau of Statistics, recently said that some government officials had reported fake data, hurting the government’s credibility. Ma urged local governments to prevent the manipulation of statistics and punish such acts.” (see source below)

My take-
-Credibility in China . wtf? We don’t even expect it from you
-fake data hurting China. wtf? Lead, chromium, unlivable pollution, corruption, misogyny, lunacy, fear, insecurity, all of these are hurting China, credibility is the least of your worries.
-punish manipulation of data?wtf? that is how chicom thugs get promoted, by lies and falsified data. That and by keeping up to date on their bribes.


pic from

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Photos from the Riots in Chonqing, China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 17, 2012

Chonqing had a little ooopsie whereby the army was called out to show the people what ‘peaceful rise and harmony’ mean in China. The result, which should be no surprise, was carnage, chaos and despair. The photos tell the story…..
Aren’t we glad that China is peacefully rising?

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Giving the Communist Party the Finger- Cainandtoddbenson.com

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 17, 2012

This artwork is from this site http://cainandtoddbenson.com/2012/04/16/giving-china-communist-party-the-finger/
The site is pimp, has some funny Obama hoodies and such. Take a look because their gear is for sale.

I would bet that most of you who are reading this esp. The King, would whole-heartedly agree with the statement that http://www.cainandtoddbenson.com is making…

ps if you do not agree, then do something useful like clean a loaded pistol with the inside of your mouth after an all night bender on meth which has left you with twitchy fingers….

Support art of all forms….

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Chinese Get Hong Kong Citizenship via Africa

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 17, 2012

The locusts attack
http://www.creaders.net 2012-04-15 14:24:03 Apple Daily   Hong Kong in 2003, the “Capital Investment Entrant Scheme (CIES -), attract a large number of Chinese tycoons removed successfully obtained the right of abode in Hong Kong through the African channels. As of February this year, Chinese nationals from the Gambia, West Africa, immigration has reached over 6,000, accounting for 57% of the total, followed by another small country in West Africa Guinea-Bissau, and more than 2,000 people, accounting for 17.8%. Rough calculation of $ 100,000 a CIES – bring hundreds of billions of dollars of revenue for these small countries.”

from boxun.com

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Chinese Student in US Allegedly Rapes Woman- His Family Tries to Bribe Victim

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 17, 2012

Here is a story from the global times
It says that the piece of shit pictured raped a woman in Iowa, my home state and Iowa’s best university. The U of Iowa.
This scrawny pos needs to head to Fort Madison where some aryan bros and mara salvatrucha or bloods can teach him a little respect.
A bean pole like he should go over very well with the fellas in gen pop.
I feel for the woman, but more upsetting is the fact that this commie fuck’s parents flew to the USA just to bribe the victim.wtf?

Here are excerpts from here (http://www.globaltimes.cn/NEWS/tabid/99/ID/705006/Chinese-student-arrested-for-rape.aspx)

“A Chinese student accused of raping a woman in the US has been arrested and his parents held by local police after they allegedly attempted to bribe the victim, the China News Service (CNS) reported.

Tang Peng, a 21-year-old student in the University of Iowa, did not show up in the Johnson County Courthouse last week, and his attorney said Tang did not accept the charges, according to the CNS report.

The victim told the police that Tang locked the door when she showed him the apartment bedroom, then tied her hands and used a towel to cover her mouth before sexually assaulting her.

Tang is accused of first-degree kidnapping and rape and faces life in prison if convicted.

Tang threatened the woman with a knife, and then shot a series of nude photos of her, claiming that the photos would be published on the Internet if she called the police, the victim told the newspaper.

After the alleged kidnapping, police had the woman message Tang, who agreed to meet her again. Once Tang showed up at the apartment, she identified him as the attacker and he was taken into custody, according to a police search warrant, The Daily Iowan reported.

ang’s father, Tang Xuefan, 57, and mother, Li Qiao, 49, arrived in Iowa on April 5 – roughly a week after the alleged kidnapping. Six days later, Iowa City police charged them with attempting to bribe Tang’s alleged victim, according to Iowa City police.

According to US law, bribery of witnesses or jury members could lead to an increased sentence for Tang.

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Another 10,000 Person Riot in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on April 17, 2012

Hainan island had another riot involving 10,000 people. Thats like three 10,000 plus person riots within a month…hmmmm

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