Why Not To Learn Chinese

Here is an excellent find from The King. The article addresses the issue of whether one should learn Chinese or not…..
From the King

http://www.thechinaexpat.com/5-reasons-why-learning-chinese-could-be-a-waste-of-your-time/

5 reasons to not learn Chinese. valid reasons. Because your hosts, Wtd, Brewski has sufficently scared the living shit out of you so much that you feel like going on the floor, like a Chinese boss (see mainlander shits in hong kong video), and that you DON’t want to set one toe nail in here for fear of gangrene cut leg off infection, where this language is spoken, instead of 3/4 of the planet speaking some variant of Roman, or English.

and besides Ching and Chong, are basically all you need to sufficently communicate, and a wide array of grade 5 animal calls that you used as children to irritate your teachers. Honestly I think these Tight pants do this just to annoy us.