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Archive for May, 2012

Pics of the Real Shanghai

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 31, 2012

Photo of the ‘real Shanghai’, the one the Chinese try to dissuade us from seeing…

btw, King and Brew, I have been slow in putting up your comments, but will get to them-sorry.

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Raindrops Keep Smashing on My Head- China Pic

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 31, 2012

Here is a photo from this blog which basically rocks. The focus is on style and somehow how China fits into all that. The running dialogue is nice, so check it…

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Riots, Investment Escaping China and More Chinese News..

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 31, 2012

Here is your daily ration of irrational China. From The once and Future King

The King…


Cheap boss denies his loyal young employee a proper pay, kills him, and starts a riot.


Wow investors and analysts are only just NOW, questioning the quality of Bu Yao- Death cars? Honestly they get what they deserve. Fuck you investors who keep the big Stinky alive. fuck you. PS thank you Warren for cancelling the Goodwill games, in 2005 my Calgary could have hosted the winter games. But Turner merged with Time, and they cancelled the Goodwill games, that honest peace loving citizens have to go back and restore eventually. Turner a humanitarian and role model of mine, is a good person screwed over by Warren. So fuck you Warren, Fuck Bu Yao Death, and fuck China!


The CPC can’t stimuate the Chinese economy, because they owe so much! at least 400 hundred years worth in rural areas. That it’s like playing wack a mole, if they come out of the poo squat toliet hole their KTV (Kareoke Bars full of tramps) mothers shit them out of, in a meth addicted bum fuck fit (constpiated orgasm). The Chinese public will just bonk them back down the hole again.


Yayeeeee jobs are leaving the big Stinky, this means Wtd and I can be plucked from this stinky stinky place. More western companies are packing up and leaving.


Stinky street shitters escape to Sacremento and other beautiful American suburbs, Richmond BC, as the CPC implodes.


Are the Chinese honestly THIS STUPID? this is why we lock up our bikes as kids in the bike racks. Anyways 1000, of those city rental bikes goes missing.


Foreigner does the human thing and help cordon off a burning bus as Chinese specators crap in the streets and jump and down in a fearful jingonistic frenzy of monkey king and shit. good job being stupid china.


It is a well documented FACT that Maoist era china was extremely disrespectful to anything sacred. A graveyard sancuary, consecrated grounds that even the Immortals from Highlander are forbidden to fight in, was uprooted to make a park, and their tombstones to mark the personal sancuary of someone’s holy remains, were used as FOOTPATHS. China oooohhhh you sunk to a new low.


Duck restraunt apologizes for gutter oil. Good job apologizing, let’s give you a fucking medal!


Another Bo ally is purged. booo fucking hoo.


15 European companies want out of the Big Stinky.


Chinese street shitting diplomat abuses Diplomatic immunity, or rather has the hollywood notion of it. See when people do stupid shit in the country, a host country can still kick them out under the get the fuck out (Persona Non Grata), clause.


Goddamit goddamit goddamit goddammit. The Spanish governmet just sells it’s facilities to China, that they sweated blood and cried piss to build.


Chinese stinky floppy haired fag steals money by hacking.Fuck you China

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Street Shitter aka Chinese Hygeine

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 31, 2012

There is nothing finer than to sit at a nice Chinese eatery, bask in the warm glow of the NoX fumes and converse with a friend…. wait, wtf? Is that a lady taking her kid to shit in the streets in front of the restaurant?

Yes it is. In a visual depiction of what life is like in China we see that some old woman has taken her kid to the curb so that the kid could defecate on the street. The restaurant behind her has a bathroom, as do many others in the area. I guess the Chinese feel that a little more offal is not going to contaminate the place, so why not just let ‘er rip…

My only question is if this country is so fouled up today, what was it like 300 years or even thousands of years ago?

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Heartless Chinese Jump From Burning Bus- Only Foreigner Offers Assistance

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 31, 2012

This comes from the King (along with others that I will post). the story is that as a bus burned in China, all of the Chinese jumped from it, refusing to help one another. An Italian came to the rescue.
The funny thing is that Uncle chicom has started his ‘anti-foreigner’ campaign, as he deems us all bad. I seem to recall other stories, like one in Shanghai, where a foreign man was the only one to come to the aid of a Chinese woman who was stabbed by her son in the airport. China will never be civilized.

From The King
“Foreigner does the human thing and help cordon off a burning bus as Chinese specators crap in the streets and jump and down in a fearful jingonistic frenzy of monkey king and shit. good job being stupid china.

“Before I got to the site, passengers had jumped off the bus,” he said. He stayed to prevent passers-by from getting close to the bus. “Some people didn’t realize there was an accident and some didn’t seem to understand its danger,” he said.

He couldn’t speak Chinese but was using his body language to remind others of the potential danger of getting close.

He was the only volunteer on the site to keep the order before the police arrived, while others just watched aside or passed by quickly.

“How to cope with disasters is one of my majors,” he said.

“When I was in Italy, I taught students in the master’s of civil engineering for risk management at Politecnico di Milano,” he said. “Here at Tongji, I’m involved in research on landslide prevention and monitoring.”


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iPad interface , Good or Suck?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 30, 2012

I hit some button that changed the sites interface for iPads. Is it good or shoul I scrap it?

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The Reality of Chinese TV Shows

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 30, 2012

The King has China dialed in at soooo many levels. Check this out..

All Rise
The King

So, some of you have refused to heed Brew, my and Wtd and other detractors here warnings. http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=depressing+chinese+tv&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CFYQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fteachabroadchina.com%2Fchinese-tv-depressing-all-the-time%2F&ei=df_FT7zACYiPiAeNmeGfAw&usg=AFQjCNHCJ1TCrgDTqsxahM7S1_FkyvjgeQ&cad=rjt

China tv shows,depressing all the time… It’s like that movie with Ricky Gervais where he evolves the ability to lie. He is a movie producer-script writer tasked with a very heart breaking time in Human history, European Dark Ages. You know when biblical diseases still reigned supreme (btw, these diseases such as the bubonic plague is STILL a a reality in the big Stinky, the human shit and trash attracts the rats, the rats attract the tick and fleas which carry lyme disease a neurological goo, bubonic plague (black death).Anyways, Gervaise like wise isn’t a big hit. Who honestly wants to watch goya’s ghost and other depressing shit.

Welllllll….. for one, Chinese love misery and depression. Like it’s important to watch these cinemaic bummers for sensitivity, and appreciation for what our human race has endured, but it’s the ONLY thing you can watch. Chinese shows are divided as this: WWII shows where Japanese soldiers and Chinese soldiers are locked in an unending time warp killing each other in awesome ways (but as awesome as shit getting blown up, machine gun fire, and the Joker (Heath Ledger one is), it’s very very very harsh on the psyche. (the fight or flight isn’t intended for long adenaline rushes especially not nightly. You’ll be surprised that you don’t return from China, as a homeless WWII vet with flash backs.

Chinese soap operas usually revolve around family problems usually money related. Where young and old kin push and shove, and scream. My hong kong uncle has a phrase for this arr rah rah rah rah. (very similar to barking of a mad (mental) dog). Most premises of the show involves a young couple, who are strugglingin some strugging business, with the responsibility of being a dual income (elderly and children), And eventually has to chose between the often ilicit business practices, and semi legtimacy. Nothing can possibly please this family./ Not even living in a American suburbianish house! ( a mansion compared to the shitpartments they are forced to live in). Needless to say, shows like this really weigh heaven on your soul. It’s so depressing……

Chinese military propaganda. India, Japan, America, always somehow wants to shoot missles at China, and screaming tomboy girl pilots who are starving in some winter air base in Tibet, are your only protection.

More Chinese soap operas, more WWII dramas, more Kungfu Qing Dynasty shows.

Lame Comedies that are laughless and adolescent (very abbot and costello like bantering that make absolutely no sense weither you understand Chinese or not).

Chinese movies: Well aparently more let’s kill Japanese soldiers movies, modern cops and robbers movies, Shanghai movies about some playboy gangsters shooting at Japanese, or doing magic……

And if you tire of movies. There’s always the internet bars. Addictive with second hand smoke. Opium dens of nicotine…..Insomuch that you crave this addictive drug….. and you don’t smoke.

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Peaceful China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 30, 2012

Here is a shot of peaceful Chinese TV. The programming revolves around nationalistic krokus where the Chinese reign victorious over the Japanese. Funny thing is that they never mention who it was that ended WW2.

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Chinese Fashion

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 29, 2012

Chinese Fashion

I just read that Beijing will soon be a fashion capital. I guess this is fashion with Chinese characteristics. Heaven help us

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Wenzhou and Chonqing China, More Riots

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 29, 2012

The Chicoms are fearful because of rioting and angry little Chinese people. The problem is that after stellar growth, things are slowing down. It was one thing to accept the evil dictators when you got forty acres and a mule, but now that has dried up.
Over the past week, there has been a major riot in Chongqing, with 10,000 involved, and now a minor riot in Wenzhou.
The place is a cauldron

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