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Archive for May 19th, 2012

“We Kicked Out That Foreign Bitch” Yang Rui, aka Voice of China Says

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 19, 2012

China is undergoing a 100 day crackdown on foreigners, or as I like to call it, a Nazi’esque sweep to foment xenophobia and hate. The result is more fear in a fragile and gullible nation. THe translation below is from a rant by Rang Yui, a CCTV star and a man who considers himself to be the voice of the nation. In all honesty, he probably is the voice of the nation, for no matter how much they smile at us, china does not want us here…..
The following dramaticizes this point

The paragraph below was all one tweet from Yang Rui — you can really say more in 140 Chinese characters than 140 English letters! — as translated in a dispatch by the WSJ’s Josh Chin:
The Public Security Bureau wants to clean out the foreign trash: To arrest foreign thugs and protect innocent girls, they need to concentrate on the disaster zones in [student district] Wudaokou and [drinking district] Sanlitun. Cut off the foreign snake heads. People who can’t find jobs in the U.S. and Europe come to China to grab our money, engage in human trafficking and spread deceitful lies to encourage emigration. Foreign spies seek out Chinese girls to mask their espionage and pretend to be tourists while compiling maps and GPS data for Japan, Korea and the West. We kicked out that foreign bitch and closed Al-Jazeera’s Beijing bureau. We should shut up those who demonize China and send them packing.

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Killer Chinese Food Comes to The USA

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 19, 2012

Must read

China has become an agricultural powerhouse and leading food exporter. Though supermarket labels may not always indicate it, a growing portion of the American diet is now made in China. In 2009, 70 percent of the apple juice, 43 percent of the processed mushrooms, 22 percent of the frozen spinach and 78 percent of the tilapia Americans ate came from China.

From here

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Made in China, Death in America-Chinese Lighter Kills Man

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 19, 2012

China has done it, launched weapons of mass destruction on the USA. They come in the form of all the stuff they export to us.


William B. Clemmer of Stephenville, TX dies after a Chinese-made MK disposable lighter exploded in his pocket and caused severe burns over half his body. Expert examination of the MK disposable lighter discovered that manufacturing and design defects could allow debris to collect on the globe seal. This would prevent the MK disposable light from completely sealing the lighter orifice. So even after a user has “closed” the lighter and put it away, gas could keep flowing and keep a miniscule flame burning. The flame might be too small for you to see it behind the windscreen, but it’s not too small to cause an explosion and deadly fire.

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Cadmium flows into Luizho , China Water

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 19, 2012

The chinese are good at fouling stuff up. Whether it be products, kids, the government or the land.


Emergency workers in southern China are pouring sacks of neutralising powder into drains leading to the Liujiang River as they try to tackle a chemical spill.

The pollution has been caused by a local factory releasing the toxic chemical cadmium into the river. The cancer-causing toxin, which is especially dangerous for young children, was detected in the water twelve days ago at twice the legal limit.

The spill is affecting the drinking water of 3.7 million people living in the city of Liuzhou.


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China Man, Your Mom Was A Comfort Woman

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 19, 2012

The King brings it all the way!!!

From the King
When ever you are confronted by the endless stupdity in China, would it be metros that close to early,idiot taxi drivers that insult you for being American, lunacy at the ticket office, or in my case 6 months for blood donations, and other such bronze aged stupidity that makes life so much more entertaining in China. My personal favorite are the endless stamps one gets to move application around. Just like the vorgons from Hitchikers’ guide to the universe.

Just look them in the eye, with afirm decisive straight mouth of assertiveness and say in slow deliberate sylables.

Ni Mao cao Reben Jun Ren (Your mother fucked Japanese soldiers)……. or. Your mother was a comfort girl. With full poisonous venom of coldness that one gets after living here.

See the Chinese grunts love to make civilized people mad. They believe that just because their screwed up lives amounted to nothing they have to take it out on innocent civies, security guards bus drivers cops,love to do this, they have a wicked grin everytime we get fustrated. So……….fuck you China. fuck you very very much.

At internet cafe telling my white fedora playboy warrior off Chinese civilians, yup blame it all on Japan China. Maybe it’ll come true.

Ps fuk u china

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Toxic Chinese Dry Wall, Toxic Chinese Economy….Toxic China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 19, 2012

Omfg Big Bad Aaed Brewman just. Kicked uncle chicom right in his Lilliputian nut sack!
Brew brings it on this comment. Take your time, read, and forward this before the shithole that is China , becomes the shithole USA. Btw I like the moniker, the Trinity From Hell…King, Bad Boy Brew And your humble author W……

The BrewMan Rocks

Sit the fuk up and pay attention you mealy mouthed apologists….

Lord Chovanec is a genius – he’d be considered an Albert Einstein if it weren’t for the Holy Trinity from Hell: WT, King and Brewskie. Here he slams the Sledge Hammer of Truth so thunderously, the jittery commie cockroaches scatter like hair-brained particles in the Large Hadron Collider; nervous, scared about the moaning, grinding fault lines grind awakened from Chovanec’s fury. They should be scared because fault lines reveal the wimpy foundation of China’s ill-suited political structure, faulty economics – …and of course! – their dodgy buildings.

Let’s see a recent post about a specialty of Patrick – real estate. To simply things, I’ll highlight the statistics.


– Year-on-year sales in Q1, for all real estate, was down 14.6%.
– Residential property sales were down 17.5%
– Office sales were down -10.2%
– Sales in January-February were a disaster, falling 20.9% overall, compared to the first two months of 2011, -24.7% for residential.
– Total amount of floor space “for sale” was up 35.5%, compared to the same date last year
– Floor space of residential units “for sale” grew 47.4%.
– At the end of 2011, total floor space “under construction” was roughly 4.6 times the floor space sold
– A year and a half worth of excess inventory is hidden somewhere in the pipeline
– New starts in April fell 14.6% year-on-year and 27.0% month-on-month, for property as a whole
– Housing starts fell -14.4% year-on-year and -23.4% month-on-month
– Office starts fell -21.0% year-on-year in April, and -45.1% compared to March
– Retail property starts fell -18.7% year-on-year, and -36.8% compared to March
– Land sale revenues in April (RMB 27 billion) were down -54.7% compared to April last year
– Foreign funding for property development was down -91.4% in March and -80.8% in April, compared to the same months last year.

It looks like the “Bad Boy Bo” soap opera saga isn’t over. The reds are patching together for a drive to oust security chief Zhou Yongkang, a loyal fellow to Bo.


Third, how much will shitty Chinese-made drywall – plus pipes, plumbing fixtures, and residential windows – cost US homeowners? A lot.


“The Construction Defect Center is warning all US homeowners, homebuilders, or contractors to think twice about buying cheap Chinese building products. The group says, “Ever hear about toxic Chinese drywall? Toxic Chinese drywall was being imported into the US as late as early 2009, its all over the US Southeast, and when its all said and done, its going to be a disaster that’s going to cost tens, and tens of billions of dollars, or more to fix. Trust us, buying cheap Chinese building products is no bargain.” The Construction Defect Center is also very concerned about Chinese made residential windows, plumbing fixtures, pipes, pretty much you name it. They say, “Our biggest worry about Chinese made building products is they do not stand behind their products. As an example at this moment there is only one Chinese drywall maker standing behind their toxic Chinese drywall product. This company is actually German owned. The other Chinese drywall makers are doing basically nothing, or they no longer understand English. Even more regrettable is the fact the US has no trade agreement with the Chinese with teeth, when it comes to their seemingly never ending river of defective products. How stupid are we?”


They say, “For anyone thinking we are exaggerating about Chinese building products ultimately hurting the end user, take a good look at what toxic Chinese drywall does to air conditioning coils in Florida, and then try to tell us that would be good for your health. While imported toxic Chinese drywall might be an extreme example, we are also terrified about imported Chinese plumbing products, windows, appliances, electrical devices, cabinets, etc. Do you really save money, when the repair cost is twice, or three times as much as the original purchase?

The Construction Defect Center is strongly encouraging the US to get back into the construction products manufacturing business. The group fears the short term cost savings of importing defective Chinese building products are far outweighed by the costs associated with repairing the aftermath of defective Chinese building products. The group says, “Why do business with a country, that has a no return policy on its defective products? The Chinese are not the Japanese, when it comes to having pride in the manufactured products it produces. Worse yet, we don’t think the Chinese care about the quality of their products at all. The bottom line in all of this is, if the Chinese will not stand behind their building products, perhaps its time we either re-start making building products again, or we find a trading partner, that values quality, and customer satisfaction.”

Coming tomorrow: Chinese “cloning” (again, you’ll see what I mean) and soon… the vault opens!!! I can’t wait.

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AIDS Blood Revenge, Pollution and Chinese Democracy

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 19, 2012

Here is goodie by the King. I’ve been backed up but will send out assloads of posts today.
The BrewMan also has some incredible stuff

All rise
From The King


Yup…. i’m so adopting Korean customs and culture. I wonder if this is possible, transform one’s ethnicity. or Vietnamese. I’ll be very very miffed at Mother Mary if she reincarnates me into a Chinese again. If anything I’d rather be a Scandanavian cyborg if possible. You know those who play cyborg chess, do cyborg olympics, and do wonderful cyborg things for humanity, because they’re positive cyborgs, like Arnie, is a positive cyborg. I hope Mother Mary turns me into a chick cyborg, like the one on Terminator 4. Anything BUT CHINESE. Please God please!

If I have to watch the E Ren E ber Ipod commercial again. Or that one with the idiot chinese family eating the fish while going sup sup sup sup sup. I’m going to kill someone for their skin.


China’s air good or unhealthy…. I did not just read this headline! hell no!. Let’s see, brown fuzzy shit spores from human feces, mold from trash infested with biblical curses, open air car paint, nox, smog, smokers, noise pollution from Chinese ladies, morse code from cars….. gee what could possibly be unhealthy about Chinese air?


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Little monkey girl taught to steal by adult predators. Keep up the good work China. You’re doing great!


Sour Chinese ebay cloth vendor sends subtle threat, a set of funerary clothes to a negative customer (in the civilized world this is acceptable for customers to have legitimate greviances). Harassing phone calls from Guandong (where the vendor is based). Grow up already China.


Shenzhen now has a fleeing boss (remember this is the place all this 20 years of madness started)…..

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