Understanding China, One Blog at a Time

An American in China

AIDS Blood Revenge, Pollution and Chinese Democracy

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 19, 2012

Here is goodie by the King. I’ve been backed up but will send out assloads of posts today.
The BrewMan also has some incredible stuff

All rise
From The King


Yup…. i’m so adopting Korean customs and culture. I wonder if this is possible, transform one’s ethnicity. or Vietnamese. I’ll be very very miffed at Mother Mary if she reincarnates me into a Chinese again. If anything I’d rather be a Scandanavian cyborg if possible. You know those who play cyborg chess, do cyborg olympics, and do wonderful cyborg things for humanity, because they’re positive cyborgs, like Arnie, is a positive cyborg. I hope Mother Mary turns me into a chick cyborg, like the one on Terminator 4. Anything BUT CHINESE. Please God please!

If I have to watch the E Ren E ber Ipod commercial again. Or that one with the idiot chinese family eating the fish while going sup sup sup sup sup. I’m going to kill someone for their skin.


China’s air good or unhealthy…. I did not just read this headline! hell no!. Let’s see, brown fuzzy shit spores from human feces, mold from trash infested with biblical curses, open air car paint, nox, smog, smokers, noise pollution from Chinese ladies, morse code from cars….. gee what could possibly be unhealthy about Chinese air?


!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!???!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??$@#!%!#V#T#T !#T ## IS THIS EVEN scientifically possible?


Little monkey girl taught to steal by adult predators. Keep up the good work China. You’re doing great!


Sour Chinese ebay cloth vendor sends subtle threat, a set of funerary clothes to a negative customer (in the civilized world this is acceptable for customers to have legitimate greviances). Harassing phone calls from Guandong (where the vendor is based). Grow up already China.


Shenzhen now has a fleeing boss (remember this is the place all this 20 years of madness started)…..

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