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Message to Internet Cafe in Shanghai

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 27, 2012


To Shanghai cyber cafe’s aka junior red guard xenophobes….

From The King….

Ha ha ha wt, just a message I want to send to this ignorant internet cafe. That didn’t take my foreign passport. Yet this one I’m at now did. oh well it’s only like 5 minute metro away. lol.

hi there you stupid fucker. Guess what?
Since you didn’t let me use the internet, because I was a laowai, so I found another internet cafe!
And they gladly took my passport in and earned 500 RMB…. They are also a cleaner internet cafe less smokers,less people taking a shit on the floor.
Ha ha ha you’re a retard because your mother fucked Japanese soldiers!
China is a dirty country where people like you shit in the streets like animals. Bye bye you stupid fuckhead. PS you really should go back to school.
Your might graduate this time, and earn 1000rmb per month, which is really 60 dollars where I come from. You are a poor stupid farm animal.
You are only good for taking a shit at least shit can grow . I wish you well in life moron!
I forgive you for being a ignorant Chinese person, born in a washroom. It’s not your fault you’re retarded.
I’m returning to my laowai country where internet cafes don’t ask for ID,and I live i a clean house. I honestly do feel bad for you.
You should trust Jesus to bring you to heaven.
See you in heaven!

您好有你愚蠢的笨蛋。你知道吗?

因为你没有让我使用互联网,因为我是1老外,所以我发现了另一个网吧!

,他们很乐意把我的护照,并获得500元……他们也更清洁的网吧少吸烟,少人走在地板上的狗屁。

哈哈你是一个阻碍,因为你的母亲性交的日本兵!

中国是一个肮脏的国家,那里的人们喜欢你在像动物一样的街头狗屎。再见你傻fuckhead。你真的要回学校去。

你可能这个时候毕业,并获得每月1000元,这实在是60块钱,我来自哪里。你是一个可怜的愚蠢的农场动物。

你是只采取了狗屎,狗屎至少可以增长。我祝愿你在生活中的傻瓜!

我原谅你是一个无知的中国人,出生在一个洗手间。这不是你的错,你是弱智。

我回到我的老外的国家,在网吧不问编号,和我住IA干净的房子 。老实说,我心疼你。

你应该相信耶稣为你带来了天堂。

看到你在天堂!

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Earthquake Near Beijing

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 27, 2012


A place near Beijing had a little trembler about an hour ago. The shaker was like 4.6 or something. I thought I heard my building groan.

The sad thing is that the trembler is in the same place that was almost devastated by a large earthquake over 30 years ago. If Beijing ever gets a real earthquake, I am sure this blog will discontinue as your humble author will be buried beneath steaming heaps of shoddy concrete, bamboo shoot rebar and stones.

Fortunately for all of you, your new Chinese neighbors will be those who benefited from this shoddy construction and ran off to the US with all their ill-gotten gains.
Fk U China

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Update to Brew and King

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 27, 2012


This is an update to the King and Brew. I have added two new tabs, one for each of your stuff. I know King has been busting his butt on the Death Count, so  I have made a tab for it. Brew, I have put your masterpiece on your tab. When you guys get more news I will add it. (King can you get me an updated death count?).

The benefit of this is that when you guys want to reference Chinese deaths by communism or shoddy construction, this is a one stop shop for you. Just point the, to the URL.

Anyone can add to this page, and if I see news, I will update as necessary.

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All You Ever Needed To Know About China in alone Post!

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 27, 2012


This gem comes from the BrewMan. It is a comprehensive list showing just how much China sucks.
My hat goes off to the BrewMan and thanks a ton.
I am compiling all of this to put I
Into a special document….
From the King Of Brews!!!

All rise, cuz this is dank!

The BrewMan speaketh

Ahhh…. the “official” start of summer is nearly here, I’m stoked. Today is a very special day for this blog, for WT’s readers – and you too, King. The vision of this screen will forever be burned in your eyeballs with a permanent white phosphorus burn. This is a day when Beijing’s sludge – and China’s for that matter – piles up higher as the entire country – man, woman, child, elderly… dog, pig and cow – simultaneously shits themselves as if they died; it’ll be of biblical proportions; China will wish she mandated everyone to wear double titanium depends, not crap with napkin absorbancy.

Here it is, a partial viewing of the pride & joy of the Brewskie vault: where I keep tucked away truck loads of material on China’s dodgy infrastructure. Be warned: this doesn’t even comprise my entire collection – I have SHIT LOADS more material tucked away!!! Another “special day” will come around some time, you’ll see.

Isn’t this scary?

http://www.chengduliving.com/on-the-frontlines-of-chinas-real-estate-bubble/

http://cmp.hku.hk/2011/09/23/15583/

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjlbtv_construction-fraud-crackdown_news

http://www.chinaurbandevelopment.com/?p=1496

http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90882/7606490.html

http://www.chinesedrywall.com/gallery.html (This is Chinese drywall in US homes; still, it’s peanuts compared to what Chinese go through.)

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2009-06/19/content_8301942.htm

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/peterfoster/100063812/chinas-crumbling-buildings-not-built-to-last/

http://www.pekingduck.org/2005/08/the-collapse-of-china/ (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. Be sure to also check out the readers’ comments!)

http://topics.scmp.com/news/china-news-watch/article/Judgment-day-fears-for-high-speed-rail-tracks

http://seeingredinchina.com/2011/07/10/infrastructure-follow-up-nanjings-brand-new-station-needs-repairs/

http://china.org.cn/opinion/2011-09/28/content_23508533.htm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8620759/Guangzhou-Opera-House-falling-apart.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/industries/china-high-speed-railway-section-reportedly-collapses-reviving-safety-fears-jolting-shares/2012/03/12/gIQAONlM8R_story.html

http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1103&MainCatID=&id=20120106000014

https://wtdevflnt.wordpress.com/2011/09/15/truth-of-chinese-manufacturing-quality-in-pictures/ (A good one that shows pictures of Chinese welding techniques – startling and funny!)

http://topics.scmp.com/news/china-news-watch/article/Judgment-day-fears-for-high-speed-rail-tracks

http://asiancorrespondent.com/60253/shoddy-bridges-trouble-chinese-netizens/

http://www.weldreality.com/bird%27s%20nest%20welds.htm (This one provides good info on Chinese welding techniques).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359289/Drivers-escape-alive-motorway-section-collapses-beneath-sending-plunging-23ft-ground.html

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timcollard/100042402/china-cracks-in-the-three-gorges-dam-so-300000-people-can-wave-goodbye-to-their-homes/

http://english.cri.cn/6909/2011/07/11/1781s647648.htm (The road collapsed TWO DAYS into its trial run.)

http://news.qq.com/a/20110711/000313.htm#p=10 (Photos of collapsed road in link above.)

http://www.chinareallysucks.com/Site/New_Stuff/Entries/2010/8/2_Entry_1.html

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/world/china-troubled-by-steel-thinning-scam-in-building-foundations/story-e6frg90o-1226136555319

http://izismile.com/2009/10/27/two-year_old_chinese_apartment_building_13_pics.html

http://english.cri.cn/6909/2012/03/15/1461s687018.htm

http://izismile.com/2009/08/17/the_quality_of_chinese_house_building_15_pics.html

http://english.cri.cn/6909/2011/07/05/2021s646303.htm

http://thisischinablog.com/2011/08/10/termites-in-chinas-construction-industry/

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2011-08/23/content_13167866.htm (This one’s about China slowing down her high-speed trains – again.)

http://www.businessinsider.com/shanghai-subway-crash-2011-9#comment-4e81efb8ecad044b6b00003d#ixzz1ZAyCoczM

http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/06/11/us-china-collapse-idUSPEK16970120070611

http://www.puddingandchopsticks.com/2011/09/29/puddles/comment-page-1/#comment-2075

http://www.beckyances.net/2010/11/construction-in-china-a-tale-of-two-buildings/

http://factsanddetails.com/china.php?itemid=325&catid=13&subcatid=84#3391

http://chinahopelive.net/2009/08/20/the-best-decisions-we-ever-made-in-china-1-ditching-the-laowai-ghetto

http://chinahopelive.net/2011/07/21/how-to-fix-the-drain-gas-problem-in-your-chinese-apartment

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2011/09/in-fast-growing-china-a-warning-about-when-prosperity-isnt-enough/244603/

http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90882/7795169.html

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/china-is-drowning-on-excess-commodities-and-canceling-orders-left-and-right-2012-5#ixzz1vth76pVK

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