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Archive for June, 2012

Beijing Residents Say Inflation Level Unacceptable

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 30, 2012

Beijingers are pissed that the red scum who run this dump are not controlling prices, and it is true the price levels are higher than is being reported. Official statistics claim inflation to be less than 5%, but like most statistics from here, its a falsehood.
For instance, i recently bought one of my favorite foods which has increased in price over 30% within two months. In addition i bought fruit nd this is what i discovered
Poor quality apples are $1.1 per pound and decent ones are$1.5. In the Usa, according to the national fruit and vegetable association, apples in the USA ranged from $.8 to $1.1 per pound
Bananas in beijing are $.80 per pound or double the US price of $.4
Grapes are $2.1 while in the USA they are $1.8

The thing to remeber is that chinese are poor, with the average income being about $380 per person per month. And, the typical chinese spends over 40% of their income on food. Thus, inflation hits them harder than it hits us. While we can stomach a twenty cent increase in the price of apples, for the chinese it is unacceptable.

So, uncle chicom needs to get his act together. Claiming to be communist, the reds should have the good of the people at heart. If they do not, and cannot keep inflation incheck, then we will see guys like the murderous Bo Xilai come to power.


Beijing residents are unsatisfied with commodity prices that taken the cost of living in the city to exorbitant levels. A survey released on June 28 by China’s central bank showed 73.1% of Beijing residents said the current level of commodity prices in the second quarter of this year was “high, unacceptable” — a response higher than the national average level of 65.7% and up 11.5 percentage points from the previous quarter.

In Q2, 65.7% of China’s public said that the level of commodity prices was unacceptable, up 2.8 percentage points from the previous quarter.

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Terror Tea, Chinas Newest Gastronomic Gruel

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 30, 2012

China is determined to foul up everything they eat, drink and make. Allegedly, master kong, some chinese sweat shop of a company is respusing old tea leaves in its product.
My question is why the freaking Chinese cant be civil and act human? Is it too hard to expect the land of teat lovers to not adulterate that product?
Master Kong, a subsidiary of food and beverage giant Tingyi, which produces several types of tea products, has reportedly being selling its used tea leaves to other companies which sell them again as new, according to the Southern Metropolis Daily.

The Guangzhou newspaper said the used tea leaves are sold to tea factories in Guangzhou, Dongguan and Zhejiang, after being dried and processed, for a few yuan per 500 grams. Millions of kilograms of these tea leaves are produced annually.”


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Another Day Another Forced Abotion/murder in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 30, 2012

What a country of savages. The murderous one child enforcement group, yes it actually exists, forced another woman to kill her child.

Hubei government officials allegedly forced a pregnant woman to abort her baby for violating the one child policy, the New York-based New Tang Dynasty TV reported on June 29.


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Toxic Chinese Swimming Pool Leaves Nine Injured

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 30, 2012

Who says Cina cant oinnovate? They rhink of more ways to kill than anyone.
“Nine swimmers experienced vomiting and a burning sensation when breathing after swimming in a gym pool in which a bucket of undiluted TCCA (trichloroisocyanuric acid) had been used as a disinfectant on Wednesday, reports Shanghai Daily.”

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Happy Chinese and Coming Vietnamese War

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 29, 2012

The King, aka Gowron, feeds us our daily dose of China news

All rise for The King


China preps up for War…… against Vietnam?!?!?!? ( the same guys who kicked their ass, well it was a mutual loss. The Chinese said fuck you I’m taking my ball and going home (and took all sorts of capital materials from the north, Machinery, life stock, women you know…. all sorts of Nanjing-like shit). In the gamer world (which I don’t belong to as much anymore, as I plan to go into the REAL game of life when I get back to democratic Canada. Lol if only I were American right? (for starters I could become a sexy sex machine. (Marine, and be stationed in Jacorea, and help defend it against the big Stinky). Anyways in the gamer world this tactic of fustration is called a “Rage Quit, or QQ (Quit Qrying, aka tear drops from the eyes (the tails of the Q).. because Vietnam held them back with the dreaded…. VC (now just militiamen). The problem with war with Vietnam is…… the UNITED NATIONS. (It’s very shameful for say a founding nation of the UN to say act like the vanquished demonic Japan isn’t it?). What will likely happen is…. a limited war, (where the VC will say how are you GI Joe, you have been misunderstanding about the goings of the war……) And other nations of the UN security council will have to intervene. While Vietnamese allies in that SE asian blob of land (I’m still not sure which is the derivitative ethnicity, India or some Indo-Asian? Many whom have been fucked over by the Hans over an eon…..)Believe it or not China. Nobody likes your bully boy ways. It didn’t work for The Tannen clann from Back to the Future, where he and his ancestors and ascendants terroized the hard working Hill Valleyans, who like only wanted to live a nice peaceful Calgarian (Mormon), existance, of nice quite pleansantness, moist back yards that are cradles of life…And like Marty McFly, a hero (namely the UN), will come and make you eat manure, China. But that’s ok you people just about eat anything, without a motor….. and as a former glue eating, magnet and pencil munching weird student. That’s like EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

But the truly fucked up thing? is… Vietnam sent monks to reestablish monestaries on the Parcell Islands… so China is going to kill a bunch of peaceful monks who only wish to help convince disembodied spirits to kindly go into the light, to have another crack at life….. (reincarnation and cool shit like that).

As for the Philipens….. and Spatleys… Does China REALLY want to provoke TWO heavily armed nations, nukes or no nukes, wouldn’t this enflame the world…. who will buy your shit China? say didn’t the Nazis already try this, and the Romans, and Greeks, and and and and and, the Japanese? (ohhh irony).

The mother of all ironies is that this would be a SMALL time war. a limited war. That humans don’t read about much, sort of like those bush wars in Africa, or the Falklands.

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Stupid Chinese Mistake Sex Toy for Rare Mushroom

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 29, 2012

File this under “What a bunch of dumbasses”
According to chinasmack, a bunch of Chinese came across what they thought was a rare large mushroom. In reality they thing is a sex toy for men. The villagers called the local news who reported on the rare find…

The video is hilarious as the morons poke and prod at the thing and it is obvious what the device was built for.
File this under another reason why this place was better off under Mao. At least then they only could harm each other.
Click here or cut and paste the url below


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Tianenman All Over Again- Deadly Force Allowed to Quash Disturbance

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 28, 2012

China is looking a little bit wobbly these days….

“Rumors indicate that authorities were prepared to use deadly force to put down a riot in a township in Guangdong in recent days, according to the Hong Kong-based newspaper Ming Pao.
Migrant workers based in other cities in the southern province such as Guangzhou, Foshan and Jiangmen reportedly entered the town of Shaxi under the jurisdiction of the city of Zhongshan in support of a protest launched on Jun. 25 after the son of a migrant worker from Sichuan province was beaten unconscious by the security guards in the village of Haotu.”

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Stupid People Doing Stupid Things- Fight Videos from China and More

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 28, 2012

The King, aka Gowron, has a nose for the news and here are some vids he’s found about China. This has given me an idea, why don’t we bring the real life China experience to your doorstep. Forgo the thousand dollar ticket, you can experience China from home.

First have someone shit on your door step then don’t clean your restroom for a month, the pungent odor you smell is a good start for your china experience. Bathing is verboten and don’t even think of brushing your teeth.

Now park a two stroke lawnmower in your living room and let it run for a few days; you can consider the air you now breathe what beijing calls a blue sky day.

Lastly, punch your wife in the nose, after all, she’s only a woman and you have some ktv tramps you pay on the side anyway. Now hike your dirty tshirt over your fat gut and up around your nipples, and enjoy the videos

From The King:
Wt, I sent you this ironically when you were blocked, around early last year. then the irony is on me, when you got a VPN, and now I can’t see your wonderful therapudic videos. You have no idea how much blood letting poison seeps out of my body when I read your posts, Brewski’s posts about the implosion of the big stinky (I still stand by my 10 year prediction. reason being the Chinese are simply too cowardly to stand up for their rights).

Here is some healing balm videos your way…..VPNs are fun.


Old Hong Kong bitch goes crazy and flips out. Had I rode the sky train, I would have just hit the emergency button, after of course repeated attempts to defuse the problem. The last thing I need are Chinese warrior’s, reenacting the Son Wuhong (Monkey King), scenes. This shit may fly in Kung Fu Fighting China, where all problems are solved with Dirks (those pointed throwing knives, not throwing stars though) and ancient warrior shit. The Chinese have to learn to be civilized.

Anyways, though this video Choy Full (take of pants), Chicken (Cantonese for whore, or Gai, love those multiple meaning for same sounding words). As part of my therapy I’m going to make a “Sparta” video of this old ugly granny say Chicken and take off paints…. She dares to disturb the peace in my country. my Canada, especially if I’m coming home from a hard day of work (paying tax money, to support my dearly retired elders like a good little Chinese “retirement” plan, middle class hard working and volunteering. I honestly want Canamerica to work, to run well (this is my Canmerican dream. I don’t dream of yaughts, cars, (when I’m in mexcio for retirement, I’ll still be fighting against evil through the church, until evil doers snuff my old man body). Where as CHINESE elders, feel it’s their privildge to flip out cause a scene and disrupt the rest commuters are trying to get while riding home after being ridden by the powers that be on Earth all day at work). No old lady YOU go back to China. It’s your natural habitat! Chinese just love to fight plain and simple. We believe the world owes us something. We believe we’re the center of the universe like some valley girl that everyone just loves to shit on, on teen movies. Chinese are incapable of living in civilized society. (remember this honourable elder was from HONG KONG, the “civilized” China).

As for the poor young girl (probably a UBC student…just wanting to come home). You shouldn’t have provoked her like that, just ignore her.

Chinese in a internet cafe…… he was powned….. personally I think he was just craving a smoke lol. Fucking internet bars full of smoke. Jesus what a fucking pussy they are, gang up on one little pussy. A division of lightly armed National Guardsmen MP’s can defeat the PLA easily.

Chinese youths say….. Fuck you China….. fuck you very very much. (Fingering Chinese landmarks and other Commie). I love the music….. (not), That’s the thing about the Chinese. Always melodramatic. Warrior music, heavenly choirs, warrior princes from heaven, maidens gliding on some river, and 3 magical heavenly brothers making Klingon blood pacts of heroism under a full moon in the shadow of some mountain. and other phomphous unbelievable “Jump the couch” extravagance. That describes the central race, at the center of the world, in the center of God’s Universe….. the immature 12 year old girl the motherland is.

Well as these kids in this video say. Fuck you China. Fuck you very much.

Manager and customer beats on pregnant worker in a fast food over a fucking ICE CREAM…. I can’t take this anymore Wtd. But I must go on…. I must show you people the abomination that is China.

Chinese being Chinese………………………………. in their natural habitat.

Hong Konger woman misses her flight…….the staff was even suggesting that she gets on the NEXT plane.. This is why I go to job appointments and stuff at least half an hour (for airports a hour and a half).

Cars in showrooms have gasoline in them?!?!?!!??!

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China and North Korea Show Us How They Truly Feel About America

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 28, 2012

There are four pictures here. Three are from an evil despotic regime that would love to see and is aiding in the collapse of America, the other is poverty stricken north Korea.
As we can see in the top left, this is how North Korean youths are taught to behave in the face of Americans. In the other three photos, we can see how historically the Chinese have seen us. Interestingly enough, the photo with the statue of liberty was taken merely ten years ago. It was meant to signify death to America The bottom line is that the Chinese resent us and are not our friends.
What is more alarming, is that China’s next generation of spawn of satan leaders grew up at a time when making and carrying such hateful and anti-American posters was the norm. They grew up counting the days until America would fall. And now we call them our buddies.
We can be very very ignorant.

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News.google.com is Blocked in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 27, 2012

Vhina would love to cheat ns starve its people with impunity. In order to assist this thy do bad tuff. One such thing is they block news. Such is the case with news.google.com, which cannot be accessed in beijing.

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