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An American in China

Why I Came to CHINA and Ponoka

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 1, 2012

The King is in Fk U China mode, with a wicked rant

The King
God dammit every day I’m in China. I honestly feel like blowing my brains out. Like my chest feels like cement suh anger, such impatiece,such stupidity, such madness…… How did you do it Wtd. Live here for like 10 years? Why did you come? if you don’t mind me asking.

I came because I had shitty autistic marks in college (I’m just going to have to cowboy up and tackle them), and thus my dad mentioned lots of entreprenure projects he had on the go. Such a NDT training, being an Alibabastard (those shysters on Alibaba). I hope I’m not too late to join the Canadian Forces, so I can get at least SOMETHING from this life, with two years wasted here.

Like I though honestly China was a country of greenery and other Jedi monk like zen stuff. I though the would be like Hong Kong (although richer and more civilized, HKers also treat the poor and helpless like dirt). I though this would be like Japan, honestly I thought, and high GDP, and yadda yadda yadda. This is why I’m like foaming at the mouth, to try and freak out your readers so the don’t suffer as we had. (you say Brew and I make a difference?).

If could describe China…… there’s a nuthouse in Ponoka near the capital Edmonton. There’s a joke that, the nuts have escaped when things atypically go gong show (really crappy day at work-life), because Canada’s population is smaller (it being a winter wonderland lol might have something to do with that), so essenially it’s like one big suburbia…. Well some people HAVE escaped Ponoka and settled in China lol. It’s like a bunch of lunatics from criminally insane…. It’s like Joker (the Heath Ledger one), found super villian cloning machine, and let himself loose in China.

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