Watch this Video to See How Much Regret I Have Right now

This video is from heaven on earth aka Brazil. The woman dancing is just another Brazilian, they all move like that.

So here I am in the land of gaggle toothed spike heads when not long ago I was playing American football on the beaches of rio, working, partying and living like a freaking king.

Now here I sit with little more than memories as my ai , which is Chinese for cleaning slave, bangs about my house. The woman is 4×4 feet with the guile of phlegm. My rabbit hates her, I think it’s a primal thing, two animals checking each other out and all. Anyway, yeah I left this shit for China? If I could kick myself in the nuts right now, I would.

King, fuk it, let’s do this and get the hell out of stinksville.

Look at What I Left behind To Come To China

Photos are worth a bazilion words.
I left this type of environment to live in the land of filth and lies. Wtf was I thinking?

Pic from Dance Tok
dancetok.com.br

You have no idea how much I miss that place…..