China Joins Mile Highh Club, Sends Woman Astronaut Into Space
Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 15, 2012
Chinese have too many men. As a consequence, many streets are littered with whack shacks and tug parlors. Chinese astronauts, who are as desperate yet impotent as the rest, also face problems getting a woman, especially when they are in the stratosphere. Benevelont communists have decided to help these rock headed space trippers by sending up a doughnut hole on the next space trip. Enter chinas first female to do a threesome in space.
Excerpt China is celebrating sending its first female astronaut into space. Liu Yang will make the historic journey on the upcoming Shenzhou-9 mission, which launches Saturday. Link |
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