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Archive for June 25th, 2012

Asian Lady Misses Flight (WITH 3 MINUTES OF EXTRA UNSEEN FOOTAGE)

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Tis is your brain on communism

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Chinese Losers and Turncoats-Chinese Vids

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 25, 2012


These are from the King who has opened up his vault of reality on the big stnky-aka China.

From The King

Ah finally found it. THIS is the one I wanted to show you guys……sure the family is from Malaysia…before CHINA… or the Big Stinky… mainlanders. I could smell their filth through this screen. Anyways, a human family (note anyone CIVILIZED and gives back to DEMOCRACY and or Humanity=Civilized, or homo Sapien (the knowledge man), if not, such as reverting back to primitive states of being. (in this case Savage thugs who resort to violence then you’re an animal….. China has LOTS of “animals”. ). The ENTIRE PACK of Chinese animals beats up a Sapien couple, over a get this…. Traffic circle (roundabout), fender bender. (note Traffic circles are FUN TO DRIVE, is like circus clown car, you must however be very wary it’s a very unusual trafic road, not many people are used to it. (outside lane must exit! right away at nearest junction, inside lane, has right of way, HOWEVER must yield to unprepaired people. Or if you’re me, just get your jollies and to the Jollies of PetroCanada (In Canada, get this…. crown corporations operate similar to oh say CHINESE STATE ONES. ahahahaha, in Alberta because like Guangxi province, was very undeveloped, many crown corporations such as PetroCan (readas Petro China). AGT (Alberta Governemt Telephone)and even the LIQOUR stores were crown corporations (what they didn’t trust Albertans with booze? what little ol Albertans?, by 1991-2000 they were all privatized, and Alberta morphed into Atlanta Georgia…. Paradise serious the South is gordious, the Midwest is Eden…. according to the Mormons, life was so well and dandy in Alberta, even under autocratic King Ralph. (Who ruled 3 consecutive terms. Then it ALLL turned to shit in the mid 2000’s thanks to the chaos that Bu$hite did, as well as the death of other autocratic democracies like Koizumism, Blairsm, and the end of Critienism (God I want Critien back! He got shit done. I want Broconier, Clinton, Kline back, the mother of all ironies is I was one of those protesting teens in high school (those lifeless idiots who dont’ do shit, but have no outlet for Growth Hormones, so I became a Fenqing youth, a proud Chinese FOB, Guevara shirt wearing trend can you guys ever forgive me)? So I’ve been where most of these young Chinese rebels are at…. all I can say is it’s a Erickson life stage (the College smelly grungy KDFM Phish hippy), now I’m at (cynical, but logical doer)Da Man is our friend, but dont’ give Da man, Uncle “man”, too much power, but trust his council. After all, we are all in the Hunger Games. (ummm except in this case we’re adults, and killing each other is badddd. I mean to say we’re all in this competition of life, earning the right to sex, and procreate the next generation of humans……

And where the hell I started to rail off I’m not sure. Oh yes, I was just comparing Trafic circles to Erickson life stages?!?!!? oooohhh I really need my Riddlin, if I’m going to make it through basic training, shhhhh don’t tell nobody. But being medicated disqualifies you from the Canadian forces. (they’d write a letter asking you to get tested to see HOW much disfunctional you are if you don’t get them, just incase they parachut you down to some mountain pass full of Red Guards, and are behind the lines in some starving outpost).

Anyways, the jist of this video, a Chinese couple thinks it ok just to pop out of their car and start wailing on an Australian couple. Wow, what a way to express gratitude for living in a democratic country…… fuckheads!

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Chinese Vs Viet Prank Call

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Beijing Olympics 2008 – Sports That Missed The Cut

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This is hilarious

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New High Tech Tank Part of China’s Peaceful Rise- Top Secret Photo

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 25, 2012


According to this site, China will have a new high tech tank in a few years. I drug my fat ass all over this shit stain looking for it and as you can see I was successful.

This is a photo of China’s high tech weapon of destruction during maneuvers. As you can see, they are stress testing the frame…

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Burning Home, China News

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 25, 2012


From the King of Asia…..Gowron

“SHANGHAI police have caught a man who allegedly set an apartment on fire in downtown Xuhui District early today, killing one woman and injuring another.

The suspect, surnamed Wang, was seized by midday today after committing the arson attack before 4:30am on the third-floor of anapartment building. The fire injured a nine-year-old boy who has been hospitalized for severe burns.

Police and firefighters arrived at the scene soon after receiving alarm reports.

A young woman in her 20s was found dead in the apartment.

According to news on Shanghai TV, the suspect used to have quarrels with the family over trivia issues and set the fire to vent his anger.

Wang worked in a restaurant, said the TV report.”

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Newest Toxic Chinese Product- Toxic Apartments

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 25, 2012


Who says China cannot innovate? They make ‘killer apartments’.

“The most expensive land in the Chinese market may turn out to be the most toxic.
Lands which had before been in use by factories have, in recent years, been vacated and sold on the market for exorbant prices. For example, after moving away from the central business district in Beijing, the land left by certain chemical factories is highly contaminated. It is expected that 1 billion yuan (US$160 million) is required to restore the land, the most expensive recovery process to date in China.”
http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1102&MainCatID=&id=20120625000083

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