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News.google.com is Blocked in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 27, 2012

Vhina would love to cheat ns starve its people with impunity. In order to assist this thy do bad tuff. One such thing is they block news. Such is the case with news.google.com, which cannot be accessed in beijing.

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Psst….China’s Economy is Collapsing, But Don’t Tell Anyone

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 27, 2012

The King nailed this summary. It would make sense to check out each url in detail.

From the point of view of an insider, things are looking bleak in China. I do not mean that people are dying in the streets, but there is a marked downturn in the economy- imho.

For countries like the US or those in Europe, a downturn, but they have social security measures to ameliorate this effect. China, however, does not. This does not portend well for the people nor the chicoms in charge

The chicoms have no legitimacy, by this I mean they are not voted into power. Each generation of communist either purchases their positions or obtains them due to bloodlines. Consequently, the chicoms have to find a way to justify their rule and existence. Thus far the chinese have tolerated communist rule for two main reasons. 1- The chicoms have them convinced that if the commies uwere not in power this place would be utter chaos, just like it was in 1966-76, oh but wait, weren’t the chicoms in charge then? But I digress.

The chicoms chiefs have brainwashed the ignorant into believing no Mao no China and no communism no China. The communists play up the fear of foreign evil doers and how the communists have kept them at bay. Secondly the chicoms claim that due to communist mastery of business, this place went from a Fred Flinstone era shithole, to a modern day shihole. Most chines would say ‘yeah china is a shithole, but at least we now have private toilets.” Thus uncle chicom claims that he should maintain his reign due to the economic benefits he brings.

But now things do not look so good. According to the chicoms inflation is under control, maybe its 2-3%. But just today, for instance, I bought some things at the store and low and behold, foodstuffs costing 6 RMB just a week ago, are now 6.8. Aside from this fruits and veggies are up to. If its true that the typical Chinese consumer spends half of his income on food, then this place is really screwed.

Aside from this, each year ten million chinese graduate from colleges, granted, those colleges suck and thus the chinese have learned nothing over the four years, but that is beside the point. Those Chinese, who have invested four years in boredom at the hands of ignorant profs want jobs, and not $100 month jobs. But only those are available to them. In the near term this may not be a big problem, after all, the one child duds can go to grad school and such. But eventually when you get a build up of masters degreed one child duds chasing so few jobs, things are goring to get ugly.

The result will be mass dissent. Throw on top of this hundreds of millions of villagers with no cash and only time on their hands, and you can see what will happen in China. My prediction is that the chicoms will keep a tight lid on things till after the leadership chinage in october. they will beg borrow and steal, but after that, imho all hell is going to break lose.

From the Kingest of them all


In the political warning “1984” Winston Smith, a party drone (much not unlike most .. All Chinese males), Works a shitty job with the minstry of truth, aka CCTV here in China. Until he grows a braincell, and rationals, that 2+2=4 or freedom is the freedom to say 2+2=4. Which in in language of the party it doesn’t it could mean 5 but in science and physics it must adhere to this law of reality….

now then, taken the reality of China’s economic Woes, Since the party established, or even contemporary 2008-now. China has been on a slipper slide made of poo juice, into the Hades well of souls, into a river made of poo juice (aka Pudong river, or the River Styx). Numerically the party pulls a winston smith and says the GDP was at 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7. %GDP, when it in reality has contracted to 6% China is now forced to not play these torturous games and torture people to say 2+2=5, but now must face reality and realise that 2 squared= fuck you stinky. Drat… looks like Wtd’s prediction of 5 years, is more real.

People are jaded, youths write very dirty stuff cynical stuff, against the Red nobility. Hong Kong’s “Locust World” describes China perfectly. Even the MARKET numbers conspire against China, with an errie reminder of that which must not be named. Fuck you China….. fuck you PS
Chinese gold is really Tungsten. Most definatly some other material that’s not gold. Have fun China. Enjoy the less that 100 that your boys took from me, when being pressed for defending myself. I’m off to watch Hunger Games for some Jail bait chick with red hair.

PPS What then is REALLY keeping China alive? Japan’s 52 Billion dollar (in total), humanitarianism, that’s what. They honestly are humane and civilized enough, to actually ah fuck it. fuck you China. Japan honestly, stop giving China aid. *looks at Hong Kong*.


http://barnabyisright.com/2011/08/17/how-china-will-crash-explained-in-700-words/How China will collapse in 700 words. Well here goes…. pooo poooo peee peee shit shit fuck fuck cum cum, piss piss, jizz jizz, chode chode, herpes herpes, steamer steamer (pooing on chest), Dirty Sanchez (smearing poo under nose so it resembles a mostach), blue waffle (very very infected love nest). Jail bait jail bait, Empire of dirt empire of dirt (a lyric from Johnny Cash’s song hurt, a remake of a Nine inch nail song),Shit sandwhich shit sandwhich. PS China Fuck you
Gaga stocks and bonds and other securities as China enters end game mode ( the Bank Run one of the terminal stages of the terminal stages anyways) . Bye bye China
Democracy grows as Coke investes 3B US. Fuck you China…. goooooo stability gooooo.
Wow just wow! the parents of the one child disappointments, sues the fuck you china fuck you… because… they want PENSION.  claiming that they face a big stinky death of poverty, because their little princes and princesses didn’t live to adult hood to support them… That’s all you’re suing them for? not for the pain the grunts caused you for killling your flesh and blood child? What the holy fuck is this. …., the HUNGER GAMES? (there are you happy China? I broke a commandment, and blasphemed)
Child loses 3 fingers one a mechical ride.  That’s 3 less fingers for him to pick his split pants bum bum with.
UNLESS they lose a front tooth, about 80 percent of local Chinese never go to a dentist to repair a broken or a rotten tooth, an international symposium on dental implant surgery was told today in Shanghai.”People only go to a dentist after noticing changes in adjacent teeth or in the structure of their oral cavity,” said Dr Zheng Jiawei, vice president of Shanghai Jiao Tong University’s School of Dentistry. “They always miss the best time for dental implant and the delay seriously impairs their dental health.””Everyone should take a dental examination at least once a year,” said Dr Li Yulin from Shanghai Ren’ai Hospital. “Very few Shanghai residents come to see a dentist voluntarily and people will come when their tooth ache becomes unbearable. As a result, many teeth that can be repaired have to be pulled out.”


NOOOOOO it’s because the Chinese don’t brush, they don’t floss! and they smoke and do all manners of gross shit with their mouths.

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China’s BYD Auto- “Burns You to Death”

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 27, 2012

China is very good at making things. Their specialties are making: a mess, a mockery of justice, toxic milk and other foods, noise, problems, disasters and much much more.

The Chinese also have decided to build companies that make things, just so they can assist in a global enforcement of the one child policy. Yes, charlie chicom has decided to build and export death. They did it with pet food and then dry wall, and now even with cars.

One of those cars is the BYD, which stands for ‘Burn You to Death’. These mobile coffins would have been welcomed by any dictatorial regime as electric incinerators, a mobile crematorium of sorts. In any event, Burns You to Death or BYD, has the financial backing of Warren Buffet, a lard-faced pos who actually sang to the Chinese on their subhuman new years day. (is it just me or has Big-assed Buffet succombed to the phenomenon known as ‘hey I’m going to go to China and get me a woman who is 1/4 my age, then i’ll sing the praises of this dump).

Living up to its name, a Burn You to Death car, had a minor mishap the other day and of course lives were lost.

Watch the video here

Yikes! Yeah, that is some vehicle of mass destruction.

But possessing what can only be termed ‘logic with chinese characteristics’ BYD had the following to say about the little ooopsie, from here.

“HONG KONG—BYD Co. said Tuesday that its e6 electric car, one of which caught fire in a collision on Saturday, passed all tests required by Chinese authorities.

The Chinese car maker backed by billionaire Warren Buffett, moving to defend its vehicles after a drop in its shares on Monday, said the batteries used by e6 electric cars have undergone abuse tests and the battery modules didn’t ignite or burn on 50% deformation, complying with Chinese standards.”

Hmm, ok let me get my head around this. What Burns You to Death is saying is that Chinese ‘standards’ are so poor that they actually allow a battery that is built within the guidelines to be capable of exploding into flames that light up the night sky like the blazing muzzles of Chinese tanks at Tianenman in 1989.

Is the fact that BYD batteries are no less combustible than the Hindenberg, but in compliance with the strictest of Chinese laws, supposed to make us cozy up to the idea of purchasing one of the murder mobiles?

Call me cynical, but I have concerns about anything made in China, especially things that are ‘high tech’, such as cars, phones, elevators, escalators…….

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Cancelled Concerts and Frightened Chinese Cops- News in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 27, 2012

The King of them all is in da hizzie….

From The King

Police quit the big stinky party…. however. When a Welmaarch Nazi soldier claims that he’s not part or supporter of the Nazi party, does this absolve him of his guilt in the past? It’s an appreciated gesture, as tney abandon the Fuck you China. fuck you, but it’s toooo late too late. Fuck you China.

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