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Chinese Superhero? – China Pic

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 6, 2012


I have no idea what this caped crusader is up to, but I would assume that she, in true Chinese fashion, is out to right the wrongs of the world to get to the truth and justic….oh wait… she is from China, I guess she’s not a caped crusader but a fashionista out sweating her ass off to make a buck.

Chinese super hero?

Chinese super hero?

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Fine Dining in China- Beijing Photo

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 6, 2012


Here are some of China’s elites getting their grub on. Don’t let their casual attitude fool you, deep down inside of them breathes the heart of a true communist zealot!

Fine Dining in China

Fine Dining in China

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North Korean Tractor- Pic

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 6, 2012


North Korean Tractor

North Korean Tractor

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Buy American Website

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 6, 2012


http://www.hometownusastores.com/

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Our Friend China and Human Rights Violations, Part 2-Warning, Graphic

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 6, 2012


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China in the 1920’s- Same as Today

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 6, 2012


Poetic rant from the King, one of his finest!!!

He sent this in but I am moving this poem to the top. It was written in the 1920’s but oh so true even today

Long Live the King

China, the land of coolies and rice
China, the land of mosquitoes and lice
Where a few other things are not so nice
Where they stop a war for a holiday
Where everything is done in the opposite way
Where weddings are sad and funerals glad
China the land of stink
Where the water is not fit to drink
Where the grub gives your innards a kink
China, the land of war and strife
Where killing is done with a knife
China where a dollar will buy you a wife
That’s China
-Sgt John F. Kohn, USMC c.1928

Wow looks like nothing has changed in our day. China is still a land of idiot holy fuck. China DEGRADED, because now they have “migrant workers”, and a host of other dangerous insects like fleas from the multitudes of rats that feast on Adult street shit. These creatures carry ticks and Lyme and other pathogens.

Everything is still done the opposite way. In China, remember what wtd posted, about how business leaders “HAVE” to take bribes to save face. Where the only thing TRUE in China are the LIES. And where death is preferred to healing (the adage” It costs LESS for a funeral. Than hospital). The water is even less fit to drink seeing how most orchards and acreages are black like ink, red like Egyptian’s plague blood, or brown (errosion, from deforestation). Like rivers are supposed to be dark, especially rushing ones, but they’re suppose to be clear near the surface or at least SMELL good. China’s waters have this Urinal smell to it, this metalic mud smell to it).

The grub will give your innards a kink…. most restarunts are side stalls like greasy spoons and diners, BUT, they adhere to the lowest standards of cleaniness (there are signs over the door, a happy smiley green face is good-great, a meh yellow face is caution (remember this is China we’re speaking about, just google Chinese toliets, Chinese digusting, etc. And a Red Sad face means bad do not eat here. (most fast food, has a green happy face, but fast food is actually more expensive than real food), you COULD go to a western fancy restraunt, very expensive, very yuppie. and you could go to a noodle house on the street (gross, boogery napkins all over the place, left overs from patrons beside you, grime and goo, if you’re stupid enough to come to China. Bon Apetite.)

When this was written the Marine was helping the REPUBLIC side win the war against fellow Chinese KMT (some of whom mutated into Reds), and later Japan (as the movies upon movies upon movies, upon movies upon movies, upon movies, upon movies, upon tv shows, upon tv shows, upon tv shows upon tv shows, upon movie-tv shows. upon tvshows-movies, seem to go on and on about), maybe in this sense, China is STILL a land of strife, as these damnable shows never end. It’s always the same pesant in a Chinese frock being raped by Imperial Japanese soldiers, and Mao in a Zorro suit jumping through a window beating up the Japanese with Batman pow, zing, bam, boom, krash text animations.

Where killing is done with a knife. Well when I first came to the big Stinky up north to Cangpoo. (Cangzhou), my step brother was recovering from a knife up his faggot ass, which I had to pay all my Janada Laowai dollars for (which I earned legally working for Calgary elections). In 2010-2011 insane Chinese adults went amok and murdered alot of kids, in 2011 a contractor stabbed two “coolies” because get this they wanted a 1 RMB (.06 USD), raise. A bank robber shanked this poor girl at a ATM multiple times, a student returning from Japan was upset that his mom ran out of money and his reprieve from hell couldn’t continue. So he shanked her at the airport. A boy at an ATM jumped the queue, and didn’t lock the door (outside booths). After fustrating the girl’s boyfriend (whom be butted ahead), he locked it, the boyfriend climed the door and fucked the rude boy’s face up with a knife. The fairy prince just stood there and took it. Wow missing a few chromosones? (there was a security guard there too!, wow China just wow).

China the land of stink… China’s odor problems like any other human settlement, source from, public smoking (most Western countries now ban public smoking, people can still smoke but outside in the smoke area (usually equipt with the butt-out box for ciggerate butts), as a former smoker, one thing I noticed was girls kept on saying ewwww (girls in the friend zone). This is because the scene of smoke somehow sticks to moist sweaty male bodies. This is why homeless smell very bad. It’s because they’re working poor, have one set of clothes, smoke, or drink. The sweat bonds with particles (at shelters where I volunteered for, this smell lingered), now multiply this by a factor of 100 and growing smokers! Smoking EVERYWHERE, the washroom, cinemas, malls (well in outlying cities like Dongguang, Wenzhou, those weird cities in the middle of no where.

China’s stink also derives from burning garbage. (usually plastics (juice boxes, pop bottles, undies, socks, shoes, are incinerated with biological wastes like food stuffs, (bones, unfinished food, stained underware). This is because China is too primitive for Monday and Friday’s collections. So you have these black smoke fire pits at the side of the road. In bigger cities fines are imposed (similar to say burning tires), in middle cities, (2n and 3rd tier cities), there is no problem. (note most prime cities are made up of many 2nd and 3rd tier cities), in the suburbs. So it’s very biblical, Ghennas were firepits used in the middle east, which gave root to the Muslim concept of Jhennam. (hell). and late at night when these suburbs are pitch black, you see these bright red orange fire. Burning garbage gives off a burning rubber smell-or rotten meat smell, (not like the rivers here, see the jib about China’s water unfit to drink, to be fair some of China’s waterways are still clean and swimable (I wouldn’t, but I went to a beach in Xiamen, beautiful (so if you do wish to not heed our warnings, please please at least live in a place with clean water, it will make all the relaxing difference, feel like shit just take a nice clean dip at the beach, (the clean parts). (ahem ahem Xiamen). Hell Hong Kong is a germophobe, yet it’s beachs are gunked up.

China’s odor also derives from autos. nothing wrong with driving a car, but unlike in the west, where you tune the auto up, China’s idea of tune up is taping up the headlights and other plasticwares that broke off the body, using packing tape. (the brown clear parcel ones). Their vehicles smoke worse than the smokers do. Brown victorian era clunkers. Most cities now register 1.5 PPM. Emitting a deoreah coloured and flavoured (scent affects taste, there will always be a lingering smell of feces ranting on this next), brown waft of toxic air not unlike the ones that killed the First borns of Egypt. Currently there is an unknown haze of this yellow diareah gas wafting over Wuhan.

China and waste products, in the streets China is famous for discarding everything, but NOT cleaning them up, would they be a hold building demolished, with the rubble still collecting mold, human adult or child voided waste, trash, discarded clothes (shoes and underware, suit and tie, pants, etc just lieing out (the Christian Rapture you think?). This attracts rats a unclean animal and their flea friends. It often rains alot in China, or in Shanghai it does (in the South definatly), and this trash, like furniture (old majong tables once in use) old ping pong netting, clothes, human adult mess newpapers, just gunk… The rain blends all these materials into a mulch, which predatory insects LOVE. Especially in the Ghetto like narrow corridors in older cities that existed when this marine wrote this poem. Ghettos were crammed quarters where refugees were confined to in the dark ages, namely Jews, now used in the American context as a highly and dense packed enclaves (any ethnicity, for example Vancouver’s East Hastings (just 3 blocks from the Olympic Village, or Kirkness of Edmonton where I lived when I lived in the City of the Deadmonton), or a native reserve, or South Central Los Angeles. However! people DO try to improve the “hood”. Churches are very active, especially Knights of Columbus which was created to protect Irish who were perscuted. Anyways, with China the main streets where the street sweepers clean, generally are clean. however the side streets the Ghettos (context cramped quarters), wern’t maintained, these become a breeding ground for goo bugs carrying smelly goo. Especially when it rains alot in Shanghai. You get this plague smell of humidity….

Or a Dry vagina shithole like Beijing where Wtd lives, then you don’t get the rain to give the rotten colon a good enema. Traditionally Beijing has like 7 ring roads. the 8th are dumps encircling the city.

And let’s not forget the stench of Chinese vinegar scented hookers. pus from STD blisters are very unpleasant… MSRA is a very unpleasant disease…

If I could describe China. It’s a cancer patient, who’s chemo was sucessful, lost hair, feels like shit, lost alot of flesh, body gunked up with radioactive goo, but still a loved one who can or has SOME body left (which is very very healthy). Or a heart attack paitient after 3rd Bypass (Former President Clinton)… But then the reality is the 3/4 of the body that was damaged during these illnesses, is very Dick Cheney (a miserable former world leader. or worse, Zsa Zsa Gabor (as they slowly hack away her body to preserve her life, or Suharto. Same thing).

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Why Do They Do This in China?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 6, 2012


I have no idea why they squat like that. Must have something to do with supplicating oneself to some higher authority…..

Squatting Chinese pic

Squatting Chinese

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Beautiful Nature Pic

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 6, 2012


Here is a beautiful photo from this site

Beautiful pic from Mariliiz

Beautiful pic from Mariliiz.wordpress.com

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Beijing Air Pollution Pic

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 6, 2012


This is the ‘sky with Chinese characteristics’. Lately the air in Beijing is as stifling as the communists. The pollution index is pegged at 205 or, inhumanely bad, but its not that. There seems to be a chemical taste and smell to it. I wonder if Beijing had an ecologicl oopsie lately….

Chinese smog

Chinese smog

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