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Russian Road Rage, Hatchet and Bat Fight

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Maybe communism is the cause for their illness

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Donating Blood And Flying in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 9, 2012

The King tells it like it is. Long live The King

From The Man

Took a nice little weekend vacation on Lamma Island, namely to drop off clothes I got in the big Stinky to a donation box….. eeeeee I have my medal again. My (can’t mention here because someone with yellow fever might call the Albertan government and say I’m a bigot and then they take it away). It’s like the ring on “Lord of the Rings though” it has spell on me. I obtained it through typical Chinese scared youth ways (cheating), however. I fully intend to make it real again (by combinding and continuing the work I done for the Albertan people), ie joining the army, a evolve into someone deserving of such).See unlike typical Street shitters who have no conscience. I feel bad, that I got his award by cheating (I honestly didn’t expect it, I come home from work, and there’s a letter in mail from my MLA (I’m not sure the American counterpart position, it’s when each neighborhood elects a speaker on the state level in the state house). Then I think of people I stole this from, who honestly deserve it better than I do…. So I decided to restore the honor by doing double (and soon tripple time work (to make up for what the big Stinky stole from the free world, by whisking me away in farty cloud of methane goo).

I found out wonderful news on the Hong Kong front. The church I helped build with primitive tools (it’s an outer island, power tools are really hard to come by, you have to order off and have it shipped in with the daily boats), Anyways, I turned a trashy yard, into a rock garden (which they (church), mutated into a beautiful bee friendly eco garden). not sure how bees came to Lamma Island, nobody knows, but they have a healthy population which is good. The church has grown to like 20 people from 17, and expanding. When I feverished worked there (waiting for the HK Green Card). I imagined that I was bulilding a base against demonic Commie Tyranny. Perhaps I am. Perhaps I am….It’s funds are steadly growing this is good, because now it’s in solid shape.

and donated some books to the Island expat hippy, nick the book man. Dan Brown’s latest (Lost symbol a great read), and 5 people you meet in heaven (soul food for the hurting hong konger soul), see Hong Kong is slightly like China,same lust for the green except they go about it in relative law and order. (they’re good to deal with, one can do better and deal with the Japanese. Met a Japanese young man from Osaka stranded in Shanghai with me, surprised that he never seen a “Battle Halk down broken Somalia like society, (nothing works right).

Anyhow never donated blood I was deferred, because I was stressed out, I had o catch a plane back to the shit scented China, and the lady there was asking all sorts of assasine questions, almost as if she was a DAB voting Hitler jugen she is wanna be. of why I listed my Canadian address (with complete gmail,so they can still talk to me), instead of my soon to expire Shanghai one. She even pretended not to understand or know what a Canadian is. I repeated multiple times where I was from during her address question. Even in the beautiful Cantonese, different variants of Canada. It seems that no matter WHERE you go in China. nobody knows what Canada is, are we that small of a country. So often just say I’m Mei go ren to the curious monkeies when they hear me speak that strange sounding Midwestern dialect of english. they gather around me like the monkeys around the monolyth from Space 2ooo odessy movie. while making brave-cowardly calls. animals.

Like honestly do the chinese actually WANT people to give blood, or do they just sit around like morons, with “procedues”, that seem redundant for those not living in the 18th century. Just needle me, take goo, bandage the needle mark, feed me cookies and juice. Sheesh. No need for me to fill out Gestapo confessions just because I don’t live in Hong Kong anymore. Fuckkkkk I could have retired at 4 donations with a “dirty dozen”. and 3 Shanghainese under my belt for life giving. then when I patronize her with nerdy nasal (think of Urkle if he took Chinese in university). BINGO…. she finally understands that Canada or Janada, or GAY NAY DAY (Cantonese), is get this a country………

Now I’m debating wiether or not to stay behind for the full month of August for a chance again to get my dirty dozen, or just make a beeline for freedom, now that I have what truly matters to me, my medal, and olympic jackets- and vest), and my poster I ganked from one of the commons rooms at the olympic village…. lol. (what they were being saved for the volunteers who lived in the condos, me and buddy got the trailer lol). I think this is a test from God, if I value life enough, to withstand 30 or so more days of humiliation of living in feces contaminated Shangai water, eating poison (but non fatal poison, neverless still painful), living in hell (smokers). or now that there is now nothing keeping me in the big stinky, do I just leave…. or give blood (a chance, not a guarentee), one more time…. do I want those 3 people I could have saved staring angrily at me as I’m on a hospilce veteran’s bed, or when I’m dying in my own bloody stool as I was just shot by bad guys (perhaps the PLA), defending human dignity…. I think I’ll stay. But this time I need at least TWO days in Hong Kong, just in case I am deferred again (on the day I’m departing).

Almost done with preamble rant.

The night before I left for Shanghai, it was hit by some terrible thunderstorms…. so, planes were delayed and grounded. A indian mother with a girl, (who was crying sobbing, tired, fustrated because shes little and in terrible pains (the big Stinky is his souless to alter the sensibilities fields of young angelic children (remember this is a country where it’s perfectly to run over litle girls to make sure she’s dead! this is a hellhole where’s it’s perfectly able for gambling addicted fathers to stab innocen children of the well to do neighbors)…. Which young child won’t be crying if living in a surreal hell like real where demons like Freddy Kruger (a ghostly demon who multilates and molests young children in their sleep (dream). REALLY exists?!?!?! I felt heart broken for her too. Like most travellers transiting throught the Stinky Whore Shoe (Shanghai), that day they were stuck, when they’re soooo close to the fresh air and less chest constricing prison of the soul…. China.

We spent the entire day morning to close, being shuffled from gate to gate, deferred from flight to flight until we chimped out and protested pay compensation, China Eastern Airlines only offered us 200 RMB (2.80 USD). I talked to a polite human from Japan, who was taking his vacation in the Big Stinky…. this was first and last time, and that in Japan this doesn’t happen. I teared up, by eyes didn’t roll with give me a break. (usually when you yellow fevered apologists say something really stupid). I got some of the demonstration on video. 3 cops from 1 came up. And this time the typical Shanghai violent tart auntie, who bangs the table, and the brute, (typical loud mouthed Chinese men), actually came in handy. Managemen was scared enough to bring down a manager, with a small suitcase, 200 RMB. Fuck you China you made a young angel cry. So we got to Hong Kong, I spent the night at the airport sleeping catnaps. Fuck you China….. fuck you fuck you and your stinky heeled waitresses. (Eastern China is that stupid comercial where the R&B soul singer babe sings “Show me how to fly, show me the next level, come on girls…. show me how to fly”Fuck you China. fuck you.

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Chinese Scientists Helped with Higgs Boson Discovery

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 9, 2012

A story with the headlines, “Chinese scientists made ‘important’ contributions to Higgs Boson discovery” in wantchinatimes.com was recently released.

The story quoted Ukrainian scientist Blagpor Kenung as saying,” we have to credit the Chinese for finishing so quickly. Things were going a little slowly until some guys named Wang, Wang and Li from the Chinese mainland arrived. Prior to that, we kind of were taking it slow, having a good time. But all of the sudden these guys showed up and we were like ‘wtf? Who the hell are these clowns?’. ”

“Yeah?”, staff reporter.

“Yeah. I mean we had a nice work environment ’till the Chinese showed up. And then in between listening to them howling on their cell phones, slurping noodles all day and cutting their toe nails near the sensitive data collection equipment, we were like, ‘hey we have got to hurry up and finish, I can’t take being by these savages any longer’. He then paused in thought.

“Yeah, you could say that without the Chinese being present, we’d still be toiling away, looking for the elusive particles. Just being around those guys was enough to drive you mad.”

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101 East – China: Inventing Innovation

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 9, 2012

Good video about China and innovation

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Looks Like Chinese Fighting Over a Subway Seat

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Stupidity With Chinese Characteristics

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Free Speech, Hong Kong and Lies

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 9, 2012

Here is a post from The King….


My answer. Who the fuck cares. All Chinese people are just pigs who worship a pig god. Who’s cartoon revolves around pigs. (McDuff, and GGBond), Who looks like Pigs with their squishy melted wax blobby face. (the molten hardend mishapened kind). And once I’m back in Freedomland, I have no need for Chinese pig shit. Fuck you Hong Kong, you city of souless, but civilized people. Fuck you. http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/12597/wm/pd643397.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.photographersdirect.com/buyers/stockphoto.asp?imageid%3D643397&h=425&w=567&sz=68&tbnid=jjfkPspnbOvNhM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=127&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dchinese%2Bpig%2Bgod%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=chinese+pig+god&usg=__SpQ_-oaiZ6yvpgxINv_vjLum9cc=&docid=Vjvv4Isr7IjfeM&hl=zh-CN&sa=X&ei=jtj1T5G6BMffmAW5vIGWBQ&ved=0CGMQ9QEwBQ&dur=328
(image of the Chinese pig god).


Sexy image of Chinese pig god. Like it’s idol worship of these moronic dieties that makes the Chinese so stupid, well that and they’re gross fuckers.



Like why can’t the Chinese culture just create something sexy and beautiul like a statue of naked chicks bathing instead of these moronic deities. Well that and consider skin cancer molds good luck. I honestly can’t wait until I can set all my Chinese documents on FIRE including the Hong Kong ID card. hmmm let’s see, I could live in Canada, where it’s clean with no freaky bugs,or Hong Kong where it’s a horrible sweaty country of humidity…. with flies and other such ungodly insects. Fuck you China. And your pigs!

For the record, China’s folkkin religion is so intertwined with story book characters that practically “Cinderella is the mother mary” And that there really IS no pig god, but, just a fictional character revered as a diety. That’s like deifying Harry Potter as the god of lightning.

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China Rooting Corruption to Its Core?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 9, 2012

China’s security exchange commission is taking care of ‘bidness’, or rooting out corruption. In order to do so they have assembled a 200 member team. In a country this large, with so much corruption, is that enough people?
“An inside sources note that a 200-member auditing team of the China Securities Regulatory Commission is probing insider trading reports in capital-active areas throughout China, including Shanghai, Beijing, Hangzhou and Shenzhen. Many investigations are being carried out by the auditing team directly, rather than local regulatory bureaus, and therefore elicit scant public attention.”

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Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 9, 2012

China claims that its pollution is not too bad, this despite its pm2.5 readings are usually off the charts. I will attach a couple of pics and let you decide. One of these photos, the one that looks like the air is covered with cotton balls, is what China usually looks like. The other, the one that actually looks human, is called a ‘rarity’ here. I have over 800 pics of the Beijing skyline over the past few years and by my reckoning, 70% of the time the Beijing air is horribly polluted.
Beijing pollution

Beijing pollution

And here is a shot of a ‘rarity in Beijing

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