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Ass Funk and Ignorance, Another Day in Beijing

I take the subway to work and let me tell you that nothing can compare to the joy of enduring twenty minutes of confinement with some of China’s finest. The sour tang of ass funk is as palpable as the ignorance as the sweating mass of humanity hurtles along its Beijing journey. ‘

Aural overload’ can hardly define what it means to endure a Chinese subway ride. Hoards of Chinese, months removed from resting their heads on ‘kang beds’ nestled in cave homes, are overjoyed at the prospect of glancing at Mao’s pickled corpse . So happy are these villagers to be in Beijing, the resting place of the great Mao, that they cackle like geese after a gun shot.

I have often wondered what these people are discussing while they are on their pilgrimage to view the rotting corpse of the long dead Chairman.

Father to son, “We go see Mao.”
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“In good old days we pray to him like a god”
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And so they continue. The funny thing is that in each subway car of one hundred Chinese, there are very few whose parents or grandparents were not victims of the various Mao’ist purges and subsequent slaughter. It is beyond me to understand how these people rush off to pay homage to the man responsible for more deaths than any other human, but then again, I am not from China.

I cannot help but marvel at the genius of the communist propaganda machine that maintains ignorance on twenty percent of the people on the planet.

Photo of A Single File Line in China

Crazy Chinese Bus Driver Plows Through Many Cars On Highway

Chinese Three Way

Chinese hypocrisy caught on tape

This is a great video. The videoer, who is white basically tells the security guards to leave him alone for videoing is his job.

Here is his quote on the whole thing
“That’s right. It was sooner or later I would get this nonsense on tape. On my walk home after work today I stumbled upon this incident outside of a shopping plaza. From the looks of it there seems to be two men in an altercation, possibly over a lack of “face” giving. Either way I am always amazed to see the empathy that goes on during these altercations. Large crowds gather, yet no one does anything. While that is all and good, it really pisses me off when there is a fight and the security guards just stand around with their dick in the hands. And moreover instead of intervening in te fight, they decide I am the number one threat with my video camera. Yea well suckers I got you on camera doing jack shit so suck it.

Due to Pollution, Chinese Farmers Are 4 Times More Likely To Die

Due to Pollution, Chinese Farmers Are 4 Times More Likely To Die of liver cancer than the world average.

chinese guy on the phone.

This is everyday in China.

Masturbating Cabbies and Theft by the Embassy – Another Day in China

I have a friend from Russia who was recently sexually assaulted in a taxi.

While the driver did not touch her, he stroked his junk at her while propositioning her. Being a pretty strong Russia, she cursed the pig in his mother tongue and demanded that he stop. Being Chinese, he did not do so. Fortunately for her this was inside one of the diplomatic compounds and she was able to disembark.

The problem in China is that thousands of years of ignorance and misogyny-two of China’s most famous inventions, have left women with little to no rights. They did fair a little better under Mao, who proclaimed that women hold up half the sky. But then again, Mao was known for banging twelve year old virgins-allegedly, thus, can we say that a pig like that actually helped women?

Back to the story. All people have a right to their privacy and acceptance of intimate acts. In savage China, no such rights are granted. For thousands of years Chinese owned no property (this is true) , but their ‘woman’ was the closest thing. An occasional beating is what the chinese ‘men’ offer to their womenfolk when they get uppity. Spousal abuse and rape are not uncommon in the Chinese farm community, even to this day. Thus, when some cabbie, who grew up during the cultural revolution and is already emotionally damaged, sees a western woman, he figures he’ll take his shot. After all, the woman is in his cab, so she is kind of like his property. This is how the Chinese treat ‘lowly women’ anyway. The pig sat there and sped off while yanking on his member, which true to form. was the size of a newborn’s pinkie.

The Russian woman is still disturbed by the acts of the cabbie, and justifiably so. But in the end, what can she do? If she were to report him then China would have one more unemployed being and they don’t want that. Aside from this, they figure its no big deal, after all. the woman was only a foreigner and in xenophobic China, she has the status of dirt.

If the world really knew how savage China is, they would never visit nor buy anything from these people.

In another show of China’s peaceful rise, the other day a person was attacked in front of a Beijing embassy.

Lately there have been an increase in the frequency of attacks on foreigners in Beijing, but the communist try to keep that quiet. All the hate speech that uncle red is spewing is working and the Chinese are looking for scapegoats. The economy has slowed dramatically and more people are unemployed. The weather is hot and humid, which serves to compound the problem. Being Chinese, the people lack the ‘nuts’ to do anything to uncle chicom so they strike out at Japan or those evil foreigners in an attempt at squelching their rage.

China is truly a savage country for Chinese, but at least foreigners used to be treated well. As the economy tanks, this is changing, subtly changing. Perhaps the Chinese deserve each other, but the human beings deserve better.