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Archive for July 20th, 2012

Got Milk?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 20, 2012


Got Milk?

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Sexy in China?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 20, 2012


This video is supposedly showing sexy Chinese women dancing, my question is in all those 1,340,000,000 people, can’t the Chinese find a trio with rhythm?

http://player.ku6cdn.com/default/out/pv201207121730.swf?ver=108&vid=17JaRp8iEcFs-G5F4rtSHg..&type=v&&auto=1&referer=

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The King On Needed Reforms in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 20, 2012


From the King

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/18/world/asia/as-china-talks-of-change-fear-rises-on-risks.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss

China’s reforms needed.
1) using a toliet properly instead of the street.
2) using tissue paper instead of sneezing on you.
3) brushing teeth.
4)BATHING IN THE SHOWER.
5)Be less stinky.
6-10) just kill yourselves (party) and your mutant offspring like Bo Guagua, and use the money to actually save China (lolololololol hahahhahaahahahahahahahaha).

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It’s Official, Chinese Women Have World’s Smallest Boobs!- World-wide Comparison

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 20, 2012


China has 20% of the world’s women, but only about .0000001% of the world’s tit, or so says this chart….

Not only are many women who live in China unattractive, but they have small cha-cha’s as well. I guess what the creator failed to give them in the mammary gland area he left them well endowed in: chronic halitosis, anger, immaturity, depression and ignorance.

Breast size by nation

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