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Archive for August 6th, 2012

Great Britain Pones Team China in Basketball

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 6, 2012


How do you spell embarrassing? I spell it ‘thirty two points’ which was Great Britain’s margin of victory in basketball over team China. Hmmm lets do the math. Great Britain has a little over 60 million people and China has 1.34 billion
this means that
1,340,000,000
– 60,000,000
China has 1.28 billion or 1,280,000,000 more people than Great Britain. And it also means that even though China has 25 times as many people as Great Britain, China could not find five of them who can actually hoop.
Congrats to he Brits on their win!

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Curious or Annoying in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 6, 2012


Many of the Chinese behavior patterns can be termed invasive. They stare, gawk and ask absurd questions that one usually has no desire to answer.

Run to the Starbucks for a sandwich and return “what you got there?” they say, rubbernecking at the bag.

“None of your fucking business” you want to say. But of course, being a guest ‘hahah sandwich’ you mumble.

“Chinese are curious”, your Chinese friends explain when you voice your exasperation at such things.”ah ok” you say.

What you’d really like to tell them is that ‘no Chinese are not curious, they are rude as hell.

Curious is “Hm I wonder how many people chairman Mao really killed. Or “Why do Chinese shy away from bathing and a good hair washing? Or, “Why does uncle chicom fear the Tibetans?”

That is curiosity, a desire to question or wonder. ‘Invasive’ , however is the impudent questioning or interjection of oneself into business and or subject matters in which they have no right to know.

So, in summary, no Chinese are not curious. Decades of brainwashing, coupled with fear an oppression have made them an invasive people who lack the subtle skills that those in civilization have acquired. The net result is that 1.34 billion Chinese pry into your daily affairs and fail to realize just how annoying they really are….

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No Mao, No China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 6, 2012


Here is a vid that The King found….
From The King

I need a scientific analysts that explains what the holy fuck did I just watch……. Like honestly if this is the best the PLA can send against me……….. hell I can just arm myself with a supersoaker to defend Calgary from this faggot!

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Ancient Hong Kong Camel Toe

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Dog Days of Monday

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Execution in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 6, 2012


Sad thing is that the chicoms were probably killing someone at this time.

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