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An American in China

China’s Killer Olympic Athletes

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 11, 2012


From the Onion

Training: Learned how to dive by jumping into sea of Dockers at parents’ work

Advantage: No matter what happens, people in China will be told he won every single event

Endorsements: Chunri Shi Tiger Paste; Chinese Communist Party; GoDaddy.com

Style: Has grace of a tiger, though it is far more fun to watch a tiger climb a 10-meter platform and jump into a swimming pool

Gold medals needed to spare life: 9

Events entered in: 1

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