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Chinese Garage Sale

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 15, 2012

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Hard at Work in China-Snoozing Chinese on the J.O.B.

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 15, 2012

Chinese are always complaining that they work too hard. I guess these two guys did not get the memo….

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China’ Demographic Timebomb

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 15, 2012

“Data: China has the largest elderly population in the world. At present, there are approximately 143 million people aged over 60 in China, 11 percent of the country’s total population. By 2020, the size of the population aged over 60 will be 234 million, increasing from 9.9 percent of the total population in 2000 to 16 percent; the number of people aged over 65 will be 164 million, going from 6.7 percent of the population in 2000 to 11.2 percent. It is estimated that China’s aged population will peak in the late 2040s, at which time there will be one elderly person for every three to four people. In 2020 and 2050 the number of people aged over 80 will be 22 million and 83 million respectively.

Outlook: The aging population will increase pressure on social security and public services, as well as impact social harmony in terms of inter-generational relations. China faces a grim situation with an imperfect rural pension system and the mass migration of young people to cities.”


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Japanese Thong Jeans- Japan Camel Toe Anyone?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 15, 2012

How hot are these?

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White Elephants, The Big Stinky, and the King

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 15, 2012

The King rants on the Big Stinky, and life…

The King (part 1)

If I wasn’t fucking around in the big stinky then I could have applied for this leadership training program to train the new leaders of tomorrow (yadda yadda yadda), to give me the practical experience to turn 10 years of volunteering experience and good intentions and a dream for a crime free Gothman, I mean Gotham, so Mr Wayne doesn’t get his body as fucked up (ouch, his body in the latest Batman…. That Joker really did a number on him. I like Batman better because he’s human, and who has a heart, sure he’s cold and aloof because he can’t stand to see his dear city turn to shit. Unlike the big stinky, who does the shit on the streets). Oh well neverless, I’ll catch the next one next year, IF there is no age limit (because people are growing older and still living healthily, us young-old ones. get to live longer and they’re slowly phasing out mandatory retirement age, simply because the body can absorb more bullshit. And believe me the big stinky will REALLY need this.

Because I tried to invest 2 years to follow my dad’s crazy dreams (side business schemes, aka “business trips” go I hate the 90’s era fathers, or business (no conscience what so ever). Americanada can’t dodge these bullets forever… I have to think about the future of the country, city, and community if I’m to claim village elder (pillar of community, aka the creepy guy at church with the truck doing stuff who’s all ugly and bruised while the pretty pastor and families have little unmarked pink children giggling and drinking coffee (like I tried to put away the chairs yesterday at church, nobody helped me. Just like Mormonism. hell one moustached Melchizedek (high priest), elder told me to get this GO FASTER. (after like I was busting my balls and spine). Like people people do not pick on your volunteers. We’re not magical angels with wings, we can’t fly around like Leaprucauns and Fairy Godfather-mothers. We’re hooman like the rest of the world. Neverless, seems like the number of goodwill and volunteerism in Americanada, is what’s keeping the country strongly ribboned together. In China, there ARE volunteers, but suffering perscution, and getting teeth kicked in for doing the right thing… well now I know why that aborginal gyspie told me I’d have a lonnggg life span line. At least throw me in a box or something…. And when I die and go to heaven. Guess what, I still get to bust my balls studying positive things, to rebuild the world. (not to get into a theological debate…. but it may hint that Jesus returns to rule the Earth, and directs rebuilding efforts using trusted leaders and people with good hearts… some get to enjoy heaven and not chosen to be co rulers. (I do hope this is me….. I’m a lazy bitch). I’m cursed with a conscience, I feel bad though when people are hurt. Maybe Jesus uses me as a medic or some dude in a community who helps rebuild things. But I won’t be getting any rest in this world or the next. I’m a Canadian. We’re the builders of the Empire. :_(….. (namely because we offer wages to suck brains out of England to Edmonton and Calgary, ahahahahahahahahahaah, or so says a dad of one of the scouts… who was like a rookie cop in England, but was a senior cop in Edmonton). It really sucks being the big brother of a generation and having “responsibility”. Oh well I wanted this…. I’m a Grunt…. grunts…… well grunt…… I’m not some pretty sexy flyboy with beautiful fucking sexy cheekbones and smell like old spice, nor am I sailor a fish-man mutant like Phelps who can hold their breath under water and have sexs with the mermaids (damn marines and their sex with the mermaids. I want sex with magical creatures). nope nope. God had to make me an ugly Rock elemental, who pisses out mountains (kidney stones, love that Calgarian water…..). MArines have sex on beach skinny dipping, and the water we grunts have is kidney stones. Oh well this would explain why I’m such a thick skull, which came in handy during street fights between Chinese pretty boys who tried to gank me. Well God is always right. It is not my place to question his will. If he wants to give me a crown of life and a crown of service and help rebuild Earth that’s his choice. Still wish I was a Marine having sex with mermaids on a beach…. but the Flower babes (girls made out of trees still love me).

Anyways, Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk if I wasn’t up to my bedding in my own sweat and shit (from the food I eat leaving me in a sweaty puky biblical Moses vs the Pharol kind of illness). I could have applied for this…. instead noooo I had to smell unholy things in my bedroom (no matter how much I washed bathed, cleaned, nothing could get rid of the smell of grunty fucking pigs smoking shitting in their own living room and making stupid noises all night), well that and I really over did it with garlic to keep the biblical plagues of son of man, from infecting me….. My opportunities to make my resume shine, to make myself grow into the tool God needs to construct his kingdom. Is vastly outnumbering… But neverless, I’m glad I went to China. I wouldn’t have met you awesome people, readers of wtd, and I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to scout ahead for you guys, and WARN you not to come here. Please don’t. The second hand smoke will seriously fuck your lungs up. Yul Brenner, the REAL king….. (his roles as monarchs, and his work with the Romani World Congress (Gypsies)). I’m just a pretender. I’d like the role of just a concerned citizen in the larger whole doing crazy shit. (because we don’t get assassinated lol)… but neverless King Yul says it best….. just substitute Smoking with come to China…… (cancer warning still stays the same).

Like I’m STILL getting fucked over by my adventure in China. 3 weeks later. Is this fair? I give them blood donation these Shanghaiese, and what do they give me, stinky hot humid stink air, dirt and grime, psyolgical changes I might as well try go have a baby like on Arnie’s movie “Jounoir”, psychotic random violence on the streets, line ups in banks…. FUCK this is so fustrating. I just want to do some good for the Albertan people, so I can like evolve into a tax paying, stiff, and reservist. (so I can like be a member of the Royal Canadian Legion (vetran’s organization that does good deeds, supports veterans, and strives for world peace so that there are no more future veterans or fewer). Like I just want to make enough money to raise my half brother and half sister (who live in the big stinky), with normal democratic and civilized values, so that I can take what little retirement money (after raising my own kids and my guardian kids… it’s the right thing to do. It’s the Freemason thing to do (yes the Freemasons are the good guys, but like anything else humans touch it all went to shit, just like a typical day in the big stinky. Still works, for those who strive to fix things). I’m just fustrated I still have to wait longer for my chance….. I hate you China. I really really hate you. I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUU CHINAAAAAAA STOP fucking up my life. I’m not in the big stinky anymore…. We Chinese Canadiamericans, love being a part of Zhoungmen, but we’re NOT CHINESE, stop following us here to our new homes in the new world. We ran away so we could learn to be Human, and be clean and oh fuck it. …. fuck you china… .fuck you.

I won’t give up. I will find some way to serve Albertans, because their beautiful children, are cute and like say hello to me in church and shit. Like I’m walking down the street and this kid says hello to me, people say good morning doing their jogging, and healthy stuff…. and this is for all the people that stop at stop lights, stop signs yeilds, and hell even stop to yeild for me when i’m Jaywalking. No guys don’t do that….. I’m doing the bad thing… There is a joke that at a 4 way stop sign (who ever stops first goes), Canadian drivers is like a vortex nobody comes out everybody is stuck in a time warp of waving politely for others to go. So if you folks go to Canada, avoid the 4 way stop signs….. For these people I won’t give up. For my baby sister and brother who I want to snatch out of China (they’re Canadians, as my dad is Canadian). I want a better life for them, a life where they are civilzed do gooders.
eeeee I had the pleasure of these two little girls on the bus talking about Taylor Swift, saying something about being kind and good. Like how come girls go for psychopaths and not clean people like me who would make the home a heaven.

Like I worry you guys think I’m some kind of fruit cake, but these are genuine… These were my goals I wanted as a kid. (Disney’s Scrooge was a strong influence). Well I’m just glad that this is the era of less pedophiles, and block parents, back in the 80’s when there were like missing kids, boogey men, and all sorts of anti-children grotesqueries…. Just fustrated at all the missed opportunities to have an impressive resume to show to my army recruiter.

I just want to help provide opportunities for young people to just Geek out…. (do these kinds of geeky things). Africa will stabalize and make gains, South America will stabalize, Asia will….. Earth will stabalize. and I just want to be a part of it. a small piece of the pie. Of course God wants me to take a huge bite…. I don’t know how much. But if anything I don’t do in this life. At least let me seriously warn you guys to NOT GO TO CHINA. PLEASE! Your sweat will smell like matches and urine stewed in battery acid!

PS wtd I will be sending my final death report soon. I can’t keep up with all the deaths. They are too numerous to count with an objective scientific statistical approach….

Drunk failure of a life, goes crazy with a knife and kills family when drunk


A MAN is accused of killing his wife and father-in-law and stabbing four other relatives – including his pregnant sister-in-law and two-year-old nephew – in a family dispute on Sunday night in the suburban Minhang District.

Minhang police said the man, surnamed Li, was drinking with friends before going home and quarreling with his family members.

He stabbed them fatally with a kitchen knife and then attempted suicide.

Li, a migrant worker in his 30s, was detained by police after he was treated at a hospital while his wife and father-in-law died on the way to the hospital, police said yesterday.

The stabbing happened just before 9:20pm when police got the call about Li’s attacks at a rental house in a residential area on Zhuanxing Road in Zhuanqiao Town.

“Li looks honest and often played mahjong with us. Who would’ve thought he would kill people,” said Li’s neighbor surnamed He.

“The couple always quarrels and we’ve been used to it.”

Witnesses said Li, his wife and their daughter went to her parents’ house after Li returned from drinking. The couple were fighting all the way to the parents’ home. The parents took their daughter’s side, angering Li, police said.

Li rushed into the kitchen for a knife and hacked at his wife and his father-in-law, killing both.

He also stabbed his mother-in-law, his brother-in-law, the brother-in-law’s pregnant wife and even his two-year-old nephew.

The woman, nine months pregnant, escaped the house, covering her belly, and called for help. Her son, also stabbed, followed her, crying while running, according to neighbors who called the police and ambulance immediately.

The sister-in-law had surgery to deliver the baby early yesterday morning and was being treated at Minhang District Central Hospital.

The mother and the baby still need further observation at the hospital, officials said.

Her two-year-old boy was in stable condition after treatment, as was the mother-in-law.

Li tried to commit suicide by cutting himself after the crime but was stopped by police.

Li said he was cheated by his family but still wanted to see them, according to the STV news yesterday.

Oh give the fucking officer a medal already goddamit. Fuck! Make him a revolutionary maryter. but don’t tell people what he’s famous for (washing undies this time.. Li Feng wash socks day)…. people will REALLY doubt you this time Big Stinky…. fuck you China for stealing my opportunity fuck you.


THE alleged serial killer Zhou Kehua who killed nine people and injured five others in the past eight years was shot dead by police this morning in southwest China’s Chongqing Municipality, China Central Television reported.

The 42-year-old Zhou was shot dead around 6:40am in Tongjiaqiao area in Chongqing.

The “Class-A” wanted suspect by China’s Ministry of Public Security shot nine people dead and injured five others over the past eight years in Chongqing and Jiangsu and Hunan provinces. The latest victim was a Chongqing police officer who was trying to stop and question Zhou before he was killed last Friday.

Earlier police in Chongqing and the neighboring provinces of Sichuan and Guizhou have been ordered to suspend their vacations and remain on high alert for Zhou.

In the latest search attempt, local police over the weekend combed a mountain and a cave which were said to be Zhou’s hideout.


5 unsustainable White elephant projects that I sacrificed two years of my life coming to China for…… Like I gave up professional development, to live in a country which squanders resources needed elsewhere for proje……. FUCK YOU CHINA fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. stop shitting in streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting in the streets stop shitting. stop stabbing chilldren stop stabbing children stop stabbing children FUCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUU BIG STICKY FUCK.


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Chinese Invade the Senkaku’s

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 15, 2012

China and Japan do not like one another. the problem stems from a little misunderstanding inNanking a few years back. Ask any Chinese what they think of Japan and they will tell you they wish them dead. This is no joke.
The problem is that, like them, love em, or hate em, the Japanese are tough SOBs. We had to drop two freaking bombs on them before they tapped. The Japanese, are, if nothing else, vicious soldiers.
In any event, there is an outcropping of land known as the Senkaku isles. The Japanese claim the land and now the Chinese want it. S, what uncle chicom did was strap a bunch of people, allegedly from Hong Kong, into a boat and sent them to said isles. The Nipponese warned them away. The Chinese did not leave, so Uncle J arrested them.
The Chinese do not realize who they are and who the Japanese are. I repeat, we had to nuke them twice. Yes not once but twice, before they surrendered. They are tough, and still pissed they lost that war.
My advice to China, do not piss off the Japanese.


Police on Aug. 15 arrested five Hong Kong activists who landed on the disputed Senkaku Islands after ignoring authorities’ repeated warnings to stay clear of Japanese territorial waters.

Japan’s coastguard later arrested nine activists on their boat. In total, 14 activists had been detained.

According to the Japan Coast Guard, seven activists landed on a rocky outcrop of Uotsurishima islet of the Senkaku Islands in the East China Sea around 5:30 p.m. after they left Hong Kong on a fishing boat on Aug. 12.


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Idiot From Germany And Chinese Quality

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 15, 2012

Some German guy says that in the future Chinese products will not suck. Can you say, ‘stupid shill pandering to the commies.’
Excerpt from wantchinatimes

The newfound focus of Chinese industries on quality means the term “Made in China” will no longer be synonymous with cheap and poorly manufactured products, reports German national newspaper Die Welt.

“It’s not all crap that comes out of China,” German photographer Lionel Derimais was quoted as saying in the August 11 article. The 52-year-old Derimais is the founder of Nicely Made in China online magazine, which he established after discovering many high-quality and unique products manufactured by Chinese companies during the six years he spent working in Beijing.

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Terrorists or Chinese Swimmers?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 15, 2012

Chinese are so freaking bizarre. Its as if no one told them just how stupid they look. Here is an example

From wantchinatimes.com
Men and women wearing full body suits from head to toe are appearing on nearly every beach in Qingdao in eastern China’s Shandong province as the weather gets hotter. The upper part of the swimsuit, which covers the head and only leaves the eyes, nose and mouth exposed, not only adds a hint of mysterious fashion on the beach, but has also brought instant fame to their wearers on the internet. Netizens are calling the swimwear “face-kinis,” according to CRI online, a web version of the state-run broadcaster China Radio

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Chinese Whiners, Wine and Red Guards- China News

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_More news served up King -style…

All Rise


Chinese Christians perscuted by the big Stinky.

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Uncivilized Mainland Chinese

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This is so typical. The kid is peeing

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