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Archive for June 17th, 2013

Dumb Chinese Communists and comrade Xi Jinping

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 17, 2013

Why do Chinese look like their mommy dressed them?

Here Comrade Xi Jinping is wearing his trousers up to his nipples, like all 650 million Chinese guys do. No wonder Chinese women prefer foreigners…

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Barry Farts, Xi Giggles and wtf is Up With Xi’s ‘Ball Boy’?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 17, 2013

Ok, in this pic Obama ripped one off and Xi, the fat idiot to his right is giggling like a school girl, but wtf is up with the comb over chicom on the far left?

Look at the way he is sitting, does he have to go potty, or what? Also, is it just me, or is his alien head too big for his iddy biddy body?

Where do the chicoms get these freaking androids?

Actually, it looks like Xi is checking Barry O’s package out….

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Rotten Beef, and Eeeech Eggs, cancerous China Creates More Deadly Food

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 17, 2013

Cina is short on innovating, unless you consider how good they are at devising ways to exterminate each other.

One problem is that they are added toxins to eggs, to make the venerable thousand year eggs, and the following….


China has been hit by another food safety scandal after the police found a large number of problem meat products in Wenzhou in east China’s Zhejiang province, reports our sister paper Want Daily.

Local authorities found expired braised pork knuckles and chicken legs on sale in several districts in Wenzhou, with the amount of expired food reportedly reaching 1,000 kilograms. The food, which has since been confiscated, is believed to have been up to a year out of date.

The police found that the sellers had used detergent to wash the meat of any odor and stop it from attracting insects. One seller told the police that he knew his actions in selling the expired meat was illegal, however it was very profitable and he was able to sell up to 1,500 kilograms in a single day.


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Chinese Students Attacked in France, So What?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 17, 2013

Some Chinese commie rag, ie any magazine, newspaper or news show, just reported outrage over the fact that some Chinese students studying in France aka dunces who were too stupid to get into a top chinese school, got their asses kicked by some French. First off, let me congratulate the French and if you are reading this, my hat goes off to you.

And now on to the Chinese. Ok, here is the problem, People from China suck, as a matter of fact they cannot even stand themselves, it is true just ask them. Do you know of anyone from China who enjoys being around Chinese? I don’t either, which means that we can all relish in the fact that the French manned up and kicked ass. The truth is that the chinese one policy duds were probably sons of chicoms who are accustomed to having grandma and grandpa worthless, tote them around and wait on them hand and foot. In addition, because daddy is a chicom the kids never had to fight their own battles, so the French laid it on them.

As for the Chinese media, and their outrage, how about they say something about the Chinese guy who went on a killing spree in Japan in March of this year. Or the Chinese guy who rapped the woman at the au of U of Iowa, or the chinese guy who killed the woman in Cali with his car? Of course this news is blocked in China or disregarded, after all, the Chinese are pathologically illogical.

So the Chinese complain and the rest of the world yawns and wonder how long it will take to het another Mao and peace for the rest of us.

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Chinese Eat Dog, Dog Meat Fest Next Friday

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 17, 2013

Chinese love to eat dog. Of course they do not admit it when around us, but they love it. Next Friday in Yulin, Guanxi they have a big dog meat eating festival. I hope the people who eat that meat are reincarnated as dog food.

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Chinese Woman ‘Nut Squeezes’ Man to Death-going to Jail?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 17, 2013

Here is a steoy which is pretty much how China operates. With the emotional IQ of a kimodo dragon, the Chinese resort to stupidity and or group violence. The following case of a nut grabbing woman pretty much sums up what China is all about.


On 8 April, the trial began for a woman accused of killing a man in an excruciating fashion.

It all started on 19 April of the previous year. The suspect was picking up her child when she parked an electric bike in front of a shop. The man running the shop came out and shouted “you’re blocking my business!”

The resulting argument must have gotten pretty heated as it resulted in the mother clutching the shopkeeper’s testicles in her vice-like grip.

As she held the man in a nut lock, witnesses reported her to have shouted, “I’ll squeeze it to death, you’ll never have children again!”

Apparently she didn’t know how right she was, because soon after the man went into shock from the pain. Paramedics rushed to the scene and treated the victim but he was soon pronounced dead.

With the trial ongoing, the result may hinge on the woman’s alleged statement of “squeeze it to death.” Depending on how it’s interpreted, she may be convicted of murder.”



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What Evil Looks Like

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