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Archive for June 23rd, 2013

Heartless Cinese And Stomping Dogs to Death

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 23, 2013


China is at war with anything good and innocent, like children and dogs. They exterminate each with little to no concern as if both of them held less value than the crinkled RMB notes in their pockets.

Just the other day some Chinese cops stomped to death a large dog in Beijing because the dog was too large. The compassionate Chinese enacted a law whereby such dogs are illegal in the city center. In order to force compliance, they do what Chinese do best, they killed it.

I guess they were just hungry and thus subsequently used mans best friend as a mid day snack.

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Chinese Godzilla Attacks The White House

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 23, 2013


Chinese are beyond hopeless….

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Snowden Gives Inside Scoop on US Espionage Against China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 23, 2013


Some confused douche bag ran to HK saying the US had spied on China, which should come as no surprise to anyone. What is truly interesting is the treasure trove of secrets the Big Stinky-China is hiding. The US was able to steal: 1-reels of sex tapes of Mao diddling toddlers
2- true pm 2.5 figures for the past year
3- truth on how polluted the Chinese land is
4-truth on how many women Bo Xilai boned and how much cash he gave them 5- truth on Comrade Xi’s favorite lipstick
6- truth on how toxic Chinese milk, rice and alcohol really are….

In other words, China has nothing worth stealing so the US merely proved how they love to waste taxpayer cash.

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China Knocks Off Space Lessons

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 23, 2013


China just sent two human guinea pigs and there sex slave off into space. The woman of the group, who in traditional Chinese fashion has no more more value than her sex, was shown on TV giving a lesson in math or some such crap. Funny thing is that is exactly what a US astronaut did over six years ago. Can’t the Chinese ever do anything original?

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Family Love in China- Father rams son’s car, then chases him on foot

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 23, 2013


This is so China….
Father rams son’s car, then chases him on foot
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/10134252/Father-rams-sons-car-then-chases-him-on-foot.html

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China Studying Freud- Another Chinese Knockoff?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 23, 2013


I just listened to a sinica podcast and Jeremy Goldcorn had a great line. They said that the Chinese are now studying Freud and Jeremy said that they will pick it clean of anything of value and use the rest, just like they did to Marxism. Wonderful observation….

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Stupidity in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on June 23, 2013


The Chinese fake everything…..

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