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Dating a Chinese Woman

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 28, 2013


In order to understand what dating a Chinese woman is like, imagine the most invasive surgery possible, for example, a colonectomy. It is performed with no anesthesia, disinfectants and undertaken by the guy sitting on the bridge and strumming the banjo from the movie ‘ Deliverance’.

Now imagine the same procedure but done in front of a mass of screeching honey badgers who have not eaten in months.

That experience is heaven when compared to dating a woman from China.

One Response to “Dating a Chinese Woman”

  1. KJ.Morrow said

    Reblogged this on KJ.MORROW.

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