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Top Secret Pics Of China’s High Tech Lunar Lander

Posted by w_thames_the_d on August 29, 2013

China is promising to land a rocket on the moon this year. What this means is 1- they have stolen blueprints from 1960s NASA
2- thats one more place for them to screw up with their spitting and trash
3- if they can land a rocket on the moon, then why can’t they invent something like toilet paper or spittoons?
4- dollars to doughnuts says the collective shit that Chinese astronauts is as big as Texas. Knowing how poorly the Chinese are at building stuff, who wants to fly to the moon on made in China trash?

Here is a top secret document of what the Chinese space module will look like.

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