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An American in China

Suicide Cider, China’s Newest Weapon of Mass Destruction

Posted by w_thames_the_d on September 25, 2013


China has pulled a ‘Chernobyl’ on its land, sans nuclear meltdown. While the little oopsie in the Ukraine was mostly limited to Pripyat and the surrounding area, China has nuked much more of its land. Due to lack of respect for mankind and nature, over 10% of China’s land is hazardous.

Fortunately for us, the corrupt Chinese and greedy foreign firms have tag teamed us with toxic Chinese products grown in that septic sludge. Worse yet, the Chinese are now mixing rotten fruit with the ‘good’ and making juice out of it. On a positive note, most of the juice that real humans drink comes from China.

Just when you thought it could not get any worse…..

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