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LPGA Golfers Wear Gas Masks in Chinese Tourney

Posted by w_thames_the_d on October 10, 2013


Pollution is so bad in China that it hacks off an average of 5 years off the life of all Chinese. Set aside the fact that that may not be a bad thing, and lets assume that all that smog has a deleterious effect on real humans too. If this is the case, then China really sucks. I mean if they create innovative ways to stomp out their gene pool, then so be it, there will be less phlegm on the collective pathways of mankind and much happier tourists. But this is not the case.

What is happening is that China is contaminating not only themselves ,but us too. Take a look at the pix from a ladies pro golf tourney in China and decide for yourself.

Yeah, some hot assed German chick and a bunch of others were forced to don hazmat gear just to compete.

And while I am on it, wtf is the LPGA thinking? Having anything sports related in China is like having anything ‘trust’ related granted to the communist party, its dangerously fantastical.

But it is true that in their infinite wisdom, the LPGA has decided it is far better to risk the health of 60-100 tour players, rather than offend the cross dressing pigmales who snort, stomp and romp over this dump.

My only real question is, where are my Xanax when I really need ’em.

2 Responses to “LPGA Golfers Wear Gas Masks in Chinese Tourney”

  1. Me said

    Is the pollution the reason all Chinese have gray teeth?

  2. blog said

    Wikia

    Wika linked to this site

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