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Hilarious Comment on the WSJ About Chna

Posted by w_thames_the_d on October 25, 2013

I found this while trolling, er …reading the posts on the China Real Time report. I am just sad I did not write it.


  • 10:32 am October 25, 2013
  • Mousie Dung wrote:

@Anonymous: “Americans are the 50 centers.”
You know, I remember in the good old days during the Cultural Revolooshin, 50 cent really was worth 50 cent. I remember that for 50 cent I could get your father, your mother, your brother, your sister to do pretty much anything. For a good 50 cent in those days, I could get your sister to turn in your brother, and for your brother to denounce your mother, and for your mother to drown your sister. And on top of that, I could get your father to clean up the mess and then hang himself. That is what the CCP really stood for. Now, look at the horrible state of China! Prissy little jerkwads sitting at computers putting in half incoherent nonsense into little boxes on webpages and pressing “POST.” Mousie Dung, your communist correspondent burning here in Fungtu City hell, cry for China, although of course tears immediately evaporate in hell. I want to tell you to “get a real job,” but then again that really isn’t what socialism is about, is it?

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