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Chinese Eating Chinese, Spying Intelligence Gathering

Posted by w_thames_the_d on November 18, 2013


Here is a shot of news -China style. All excerpts are from wantchinatimes, which is blocked in China.

First off there was a blizzard in northeastern China which led to four casualties. Possessing a knack for fking things up,,the Chinese ran over each other, slipped and cracked their skulls and then made flesh sandwiches of their kin, they were hungry, after all.

“At least four people were killed and seven others injured in traffic accidents as a blizzard swept through northeast China provinces for a third day on Monday.

The casualties were reported in eight traffic accidents, all of which happened on slippery frozen roads, according to the provincial department of public security in Jilin, one of the worst-hit provinces.”

Secondly, the spy arm of the useless military, I mean PLA division Huawei branch, has increased its penetration into European computer devices ensuring that more data will be stolen in order to advance the needs of ‘the motherland’

“”Our enterprise business has been growing very fast in Western Europe since we started such business here in the second half of 2012,” Leon He, president of Huawei’s Enterprise Business Group in Western Europe, told Xinhua.

Through its enterprise business, Huawei provides comprehensive and efficient ICT solutions and services to government and public sectors, finance, transportation, electrical power, energy industries and enterprises.”

Last off, an advanced Chinese intelligence gathering plane, shown here,

Was seen over the Japanese Senkaku islands. Apparently the Japanese were alerted to the pathetic little ‘stealth’ puddle jumper when the pilot broke radio silence by hacking up lungfulls of spit and thawking them into the propeller with glee. The same intrepid pilot then pulled out his Samstrong cell phone and howled at high decibel levels , scaring off fish and fowl for miles.

“China’s Tu-154MD electronic reconnaissance aircraft, introduced by Russia, has been spotted for the first time near the air space of the disputed Diaoyu (Senkaku) islands, according to the Tokyo-based Kyodo News.

The aircraft was detected north from the disputed islands, according to Japan’s defense ministry. It approached the island chain from the direction of South Korea’s Jeju island.”

Being Chinese, he turned tail and ran back to China at the slightest sign of trouble.

In unrelated news I have one question, wtf is this fascist wearing on his hands?

He is the secretary general of China ‘inspecting the troops’ so what gives,why the white gloves?

Does China define ‘warfare’ by keeping the dishes sparkling clean or by not exposing us to that nasty little pinky nail they have? In addition, why are his drivers heads nut high to the commie leader, is it just me or does this guy seem light in the loafers?

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